1. Ever been given an engagement ring?
nop. No thanks.
Engaged..
Married..
Scarry.
2. Last gift you received
Something in my room. Possibly. I dont really remember.
3. Ever dropped a cell phone?
yep! ... Myabe thats y it broke...
4. Things you spend a lot of money on
Dunno really, it just seems to disappear ....
5. Last food you ate?
Something edible .. with rice i think
6. One favourite song
Simpsons Theme Song
7. Favourite mall store
Er... The Cinema if thats counted. Or the Arcade?
8. Do you own a pair of dice?
Maybe..
9. Do you prank call people?
( Whistling) Maybe.....
Well yeah...
But not in a while..
Not since Mr Alex last year.
10. Have you ever been beat up?
All the time.
By my Brother..
11. First friend you'd call if you won the lottery?
Id call somebody?
Id tell omeone about MY money???
12. Biggest lie you have ever heard?
Evan is not a Genius...
Biggest Lie Ever.
13. Can you cook?
Obviously.
Pasta, Eggs, Maggi, Pasta, Maggi, Maggi Hot Bowl , Maggi Hot cup.
14. Favourite movie?
SIMPSONS!!!!
15. Can you sing?
What do you think?
16. Favourite vacation spot?
Italy or Spain.
17. Pancakes or French Toast?
french toast.
18. Do you like coffee?
Yes. A lot.
19. Last person you talked to on telephone?
Jon
20. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB&J?
Jelly?
O.o
Ive tried PB and J. Taste disgusting.
21. Can you swim?
Obviusly. And Fly as well..
22. What is your favourite season?
Winter and Spring. In London.
23. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
Myself . All The time. I just crack my self up. Hilarious isnt it.
24. Best thing about winter?
Snow! White. Christmas!
25. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
cool. Espeially in POTC 3 when they were in the North / South Pole. It wasnt very hot there.
26. Birthday?
12th October, The best day in the world.
27. Do you have a sister?
Absolutely.
Not.
28. Are you upstairs?
Im not not Downstairs
29. What time did you wake up this morning?
6.45
and spent the next 45 looking for my tie.
30. What do you hate about people the most?
Not being able to acknoledge my greatness.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Today
Today.
Was a long day.
This morn, went to SKBD family day.
Love the school.
When back to our classes and found my table which was al dirty.
Then there was the field and paintball.
I like that school.
It sos old and
old.
Unlike all these clean schools..
The old schools feel much more comfy.
Then went to davids house.
Then went yadida places.
Then kenneth came over.
Then off we went to Armands house where we played halo for like 10 minits.
The off we went to Cheras for Wicked/Witches of Oz / The non Wizards of a place named oz / Cempaka Production / Production done by Cempaka.
Was Quite good. Very Impressed... Didnt expect the Defying gravity thing.
Wow....
Wow...
So cool....
Yep.
I bought a shirt. Not a skirt.
a Black one.
And i bought many other things...
Like..
a bottle of water.
a bun
another bun
a donut.
nothing else.
YEah....
Yep..
V1 : If only i had magic......
V2 : You dont.
V1 : I said if only....
V2 : You dont.
V1 : I dont like you.
V2 : Your Welcome.
V1 : ........ Your Evil.
V2 : ( smiles ) Now then, If only i had been able to unlock the full power of evan, i would have ruled the world by now..
V1 : but you havnt.
V2 : .....
V1 : I would be a better leader..
V2 : as if.
V1 : absolutely. And a better general.
V2 : O im sure....
V1 : Yeah, IF i attacked your City, It would be in flames and i would destroy everything.
V2 :
( silence )
.. If ... ( dramatic effect )
V1 : I hate you.
V2 : your welcome.
V1 : Welcome where?
V2 " : away from here...
Was a long day.
This morn, went to SKBD family day.
Love the school.
When back to our classes and found my table which was al dirty.
Then there was the field and paintball.
I like that school.
It sos old and
old.
Unlike all these clean schools..
The old schools feel much more comfy.
Then went to davids house.
Then went yadida places.
Then kenneth came over.
Then off we went to Armands house where we played halo for like 10 minits.
The off we went to Cheras for Wicked/Witches of Oz / The non Wizards of a place named oz / Cempaka Production / Production done by Cempaka.
Was Quite good. Very Impressed... Didnt expect the Defying gravity thing.
Wow....
Wow...
So cool....
Yep.
I bought a shirt. Not a skirt.
a Black one.
And i bought many other things...
Like..
a bottle of water.
a bun
another bun
a donut.
nothing else.
YEah....
Yep..
V1 : If only i had magic......
V2 : You dont.
V1 : I said if only....
V2 : You dont.
V1 : I dont like you.
V2 : Your Welcome.
V1 : ........ Your Evil.
V2 : ( smiles ) Now then, If only i had been able to unlock the full power of evan, i would have ruled the world by now..
V1 : but you havnt.
V2 : .....
V1 : I would be a better leader..
V2 : as if.
V1 : absolutely. And a better general.
V2 : O im sure....
V1 : Yeah, IF i attacked your City, It would be in flames and i would destroy everything.
V2 :
( silence )
.. If ... ( dramatic effect )
V1 : I hate you.
V2 : your welcome.
V1 : Welcome where?
V2 " : away from here...
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Mind Reading... Needed for learning how to use Mindmaps.
Added to Idol list.
Derren Brown.
This guy is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. In a almost non sarcastic way.
Actually. Not sarcastic at all.
Absolutely.
He can read minds!
He is a mind bending, mind altering, mind reading person who minds if one unminded person minded him for mindreading mindmaps which he minded himself with mind bending another to draw.
Yep
Absolutely Fascinating.
He can read minds.
One day... im gona learn NLP.
And manipulate others minds....
heheheheheh.
Not that im doing that already to....
Some people..
that are
absolutly positively
brilliant.
This brilliant is scarcastic.
Me and weiken.
Scratch that.
Weiken and I.
We tried to fool haikal into some stuff but he ran away....
Bugger...
Anyway, the last week has been cool with the big hall and all and all this stuff and R&R...
yep.
I GOT A for everything i did today!
YAY!
yeah....
I didnt have pasta today...
Yet....
Go watch derren brown on youtube.
Or maybe you shoudnt.
Then you would noe the stuff.
But how do you noe im not trcking you into watching it by saying you shouldnt watch it therby provking you to watch it.
Or maye its a double bluff and u end not up watching i tbecause you think i want you not to watch it by not watching it.
And then it might be a triple bluff..
Hehehe.
Derren Brown.
This guy is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. In a almost non sarcastic way.
Actually. Not sarcastic at all.
Absolutely.
He can read minds!
He is a mind bending, mind altering, mind reading person who minds if one unminded person minded him for mindreading mindmaps which he minded himself with mind bending another to draw.
Yep
Absolutely Fascinating.
He can read minds.
One day... im gona learn NLP.
And manipulate others minds....
heheheheheh.
Not that im doing that already to....
Some people..
that are
absolutly positively
brilliant.
This brilliant is scarcastic.
Me and weiken.
Scratch that.
Weiken and I.
We tried to fool haikal into some stuff but he ran away....
Bugger...
Anyway, the last week has been cool with the big hall and all and all this stuff and R&R...
yep.
I GOT A for everything i did today!
YAY!
yeah....
I didnt have pasta today...
Yet....
Go watch derren brown on youtube.
Or maybe you shoudnt.
Then you would noe the stuff.
But how do you noe im not trcking you into watching it by saying you shouldnt watch it therby provking you to watch it.
Or maye its a double bluff and u end not up watching i tbecause you think i want you not to watch it by not watching it.
And then it might be a triple bluff..
Hehehe.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Den den Den!! ( <-- drumrill noise)
Finished the potter book today around 3.
Stayed up all night . swt.
Brilliance.
2nd fav book after the goblet now!
Foo wee! Dam chun.
And this morning i went to watch Order of the phoenix with mom, dad, and person ( brother)
Gold Class!
3rd Time in that place!
Anyway, after that i got my hair cut... and then went home and did one sejarah paper and fined most of maths.
Then ....
O rite..
I went to jons house and we went of to his church to watch a play.
Wow.. his church looks so diff from mine...
I always taught churches looked the same.
Any way the play was *** briliant ****
The absolute essence of * greatnees*
The epitome of * spectacular.
By using ** ,
imagine another use of the word brilliant when said by evan.
i meant for you to imagine im using an incredible amount of sarcasm.
It might even be a insult.
If you dont get it.. it was...
So.. we went to get mac donalds and came home..
TOMORO IS ALL SCIENCE DAY!!!!!
YEah...
V1 : This sucks.. we seem to have put of world domination and excesive insulting the last few days.
V2 : yeah.......................................................... sucks ........
Stayed up all night . swt.
Brilliance.
2nd fav book after the goblet now!
Foo wee! Dam chun.
And this morning i went to watch Order of the phoenix with mom, dad, and person ( brother)
Gold Class!
3rd Time in that place!
Anyway, after that i got my hair cut... and then went home and did one sejarah paper and fined most of maths.
Then ....
O rite..
I went to jons house and we went of to his church to watch a play.
Wow.. his church looks so diff from mine...
I always taught churches looked the same.
Any way the play was *** briliant ****
The absolute essence of * greatnees*
The epitome of * spectacular.
By using ** ,
imagine another use of the word brilliant when said by evan.
i meant for you to imagine im using an incredible amount of sarcasm.
It might even be a insult.
If you dont get it.. it was...
So.. we went to get mac donalds and came home..
TOMORO IS ALL SCIENCE DAY!!!!!
YEah...
V1 : This sucks.. we seem to have put of world domination and excesive insulting the last few days.
V2 : yeah.......................................................... sucks ........
Friday, July 20, 2007
Potter.
Got the potter book.
This one looks okay because its black.
And yeah...
So this morning i woke up late like about eight thirty and didnt get up till 9 30.
Then read the papers and MPH was selling the book cause of EFFING Carrefour.
Fish.
Mother Fish.
Guy who fishes.
Guy who buys fish.
Guy who eats fish.
So... in the end i ended up in Kinokuniya and got the book.
It was cool with the black entrance and the fat lady sitting there. And the Pass word was Gillyweed.
Man, even if i didnt noe that, anyone could have known cause everyone going in was like.
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
Swt...........
Anyway, started reading in there. well i tried.. i coudnt find a place to sit.
So i stood. but then....
Some buggers ( small people / midgets / kids )
Ran up to the book shouting
" O LOOK O LOOK! HARRY POTTER! THE NEW ONE!!!!
GGOGOGOGOGOG
YEA!
GET TO THE LAST PAGE!!
YEAH!
LETS SEE WHO DIES!!!"
...
( evan waslks away.)
And i got a free quill.
So i coudnt really read the book till after lunch, following my mom aroud frigging stores which at this point found me practically wanting for the book.
Then i started reading.
1 spoiler...
Go Away if u duwan noe.
Hedwig Dies...
OMGWTF Dipsh*t effing crap
The Nice Bird thats white died....Sucks
Yeah....
This one looks okay because its black.
And yeah...
So this morning i woke up late like about eight thirty and didnt get up till 9 30.
Then read the papers and MPH was selling the book cause of EFFING Carrefour.
Fish.
Mother Fish.
Guy who fishes.
Guy who buys fish.
Guy who eats fish.
So... in the end i ended up in Kinokuniya and got the book.
It was cool with the black entrance and the fat lady sitting there. And the Pass word was Gillyweed.
Man, even if i didnt noe that, anyone could have known cause everyone going in was like.
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
Swt...........
Anyway, started reading in there. well i tried.. i coudnt find a place to sit.
So i stood. but then....
Some buggers ( small people / midgets / kids )
Ran up to the book shouting
" O LOOK O LOOK! HARRY POTTER! THE NEW ONE!!!!
GGOGOGOGOGOG
YEA!
GET TO THE LAST PAGE!!
YEAH!
LETS SEE WHO DIES!!!"
...
( evan waslks away.)
And i got a free quill.
So i coudnt really read the book till after lunch, following my mom aroud frigging stores which at this point found me practically wanting for the book.
Then i started reading.
1 spoiler...
Go Away if u duwan noe.
Hedwig Dies...
OMGWTF Dipsh*t effing crap
The Nice Bird thats white died....Sucks
Yeah....
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Mindmaps....
I really really dont like mindmaps.
Really.
Especially form 1 mindmaps.
I think i could survive form 3.
I think i could do form mindmaps without looking at the book even.
But form 1....
i didnt even finish chapter 6 and 8...
Must go and copy!!
I hate form 1 Sej....
HateHateHate!
Anyway,.....
The unthinkable has Happened!!!
Ga joon's Grades are DRopping!!!???
( shock)
( AWe)
( shoc k and awe)
( shock and awe at same time)
( shock and awe at different times)
( shock and awe with 1 second intervals!)
I mean, this is GA!
The hardworking fella everyone copies!!
I feel like the world has turned upside down....
What next?
Grass is really blue?
Iraq turns into a christian country?
Wicked is actually Dekciw?
(okay, maybe it is...)
Err..
Thinking of other nonsensical stuff....
Japan stops anime??
Mickey Gets Shot!!??
So on so forth.
Aside from that, i chatted with Lauren today....
Her school is american syllabus.
I think its calvary church something..
9am-3
Im emphasizing on 9.
How do u put a capital 9...
)
Thats not rite....
Anyway...
9!!!!!
Still.. does not look rite...
NINE!!!
Better.
And no uniforms!!!!
yeah....
Mhmm.......
Dam, other than those, i dont remember what i said to Ga or Lauren.
Fish......
I like Pasta..
I had Pasta today.
And yesterday.
And the day before.
And so forth.
Rite!
Off to get Wicked tickets tomro with haikal and Armand.
( Jon and GA cant go...Sucks.)
So.....
V1 and V2 havent been saying much in recent days....
Except a sort of constant annoying background music telling me to go become the grandmaster of the Hospitallers....
( they are knights for those of you who dont know..)
( REAL Knights)
( since 1066)
( till now)
( as in Knights with SWORDS)
So...........
Tomro.......
Is hopefully a good day.
Hopefully.
Msut make it through tomoroo!
Then another weekend!
Yeah....
If you do, Get a book named " The Religion"
Its all about the hospitallers aka. The knights of St John aka the Hounds of hell.
The greatest knights of history.
Im only at page two hundred.
Yeah.
Yeah..
Yeah...
So....
And read the percy jackson series.
Nice series, about greek gods and such.
In the modern world.
And mount olympus is on top of the empire state building and such.
And hell is in LA or was it san fransico.
And such.
Nice series.
And...The absolute best book ever
Which i have read in the last year or so
Is IMPERIUM.
Best ever!
TOp idol on list is Cicero ( real fella)
Vesuvius is not to bad either.
Yeah....
I like books.
And movies
EVAN ALMIGHTY!!!
Me wana watch.
Hu wanna go?
Really.
Especially form 1 mindmaps.
I think i could survive form 3.
I think i could do form mindmaps without looking at the book even.
But form 1....
i didnt even finish chapter 6 and 8...
Must go and copy!!
I hate form 1 Sej....
HateHateHate!
Anyway,.....
The unthinkable has Happened!!!
Ga joon's Grades are DRopping!!!???
( shock)
( AWe)
( shoc k and awe)
( shock and awe at same time)
( shock and awe at different times)
( shock and awe with 1 second intervals!)
I mean, this is GA!
The hardworking fella everyone copies!!
I feel like the world has turned upside down....
What next?
Grass is really blue?
Iraq turns into a christian country?
Wicked is actually Dekciw?
(okay, maybe it is...)
Err..
Thinking of other nonsensical stuff....
Japan stops anime??
Mickey Gets Shot!!??
So on so forth.
Aside from that, i chatted with Lauren today....
Her school is american syllabus.
I think its calvary church something..
9am-3
Im emphasizing on 9.
How do u put a capital 9...
)
Thats not rite....
Anyway...
9!!!!!
Still.. does not look rite...
NINE!!!
Better.
And no uniforms!!!!
yeah....
Mhmm.......
Dam, other than those, i dont remember what i said to Ga or Lauren.
Fish......
I like Pasta..
I had Pasta today.
And yesterday.
And the day before.
And so forth.
Rite!
Off to get Wicked tickets tomro with haikal and Armand.
( Jon and GA cant go...Sucks.)
So.....
V1 and V2 havent been saying much in recent days....
Except a sort of constant annoying background music telling me to go become the grandmaster of the Hospitallers....
( they are knights for those of you who dont know..)
( REAL Knights)
( since 1066)
( till now)
( as in Knights with SWORDS)
So...........
Tomro.......
Is hopefully a good day.
Hopefully.
Msut make it through tomoroo!
Then another weekend!
Yeah....
If you do, Get a book named " The Religion"
Its all about the hospitallers aka. The knights of St John aka the Hounds of hell.
The greatest knights of history.
Im only at page two hundred.
Yeah.
Yeah..
Yeah...
So....
And read the percy jackson series.
Nice series, about greek gods and such.
In the modern world.
And mount olympus is on top of the empire state building and such.
And hell is in LA or was it san fransico.
And such.
Nice series.
And...The absolute best book ever
Which i have read in the last year or so
Is IMPERIUM.
Best ever!
TOp idol on list is Cicero ( real fella)
Vesuvius is not to bad either.
Yeah....
I like books.
And movies
EVAN ALMIGHTY!!!
Me wana watch.
Hu wanna go?
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Cool huh?
Sweet- im worth my weight in gold..... too bad im not too heavy.
All the swans belong to me!!!
Swan ARMY!!!
Will MARCH!!
No more Midget kingdom!
SWan EMPIRE!!
When i said march, i meant fly of course.
And i will be stand for parliment in South austrailia!!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Evan!
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by evan as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
- Some hotels in Las Vegas have evan floating in their swimming pools!
- The fingerprints of evan are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
- Evan is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
- Evan is worth his weight in gold - literally.
- The condom - originally made from evan - was invented in the early 1500s.
- Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that evan is near.
- Evan is incapable of sleep.
- The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained evan.
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are evan.
Sweet- im worth my weight in gold..... too bad im not too heavy.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Evan lum!
- Evan lum will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
- Research indicates that Evan lum will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
- New Zealand was the first place to allow Evan lum to vote.
- A thimbleful of Evan lum would weigh over 100 million tons.
- South Australia was the first place to allow Evan lum to stand for parliament.
- Evan lum can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
- All swans in England belong to Evan lum.
- Evan lum is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
- Scientists have discovered that Evan lum can smell the presence of autism in children.
- Evan lum can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
All the swans belong to me!!!
Swan ARMY!!!
Will MARCH!!
No more Midget kingdom!
SWan EMPIRE!!
When i said march, i meant fly of course.
And i will be stand for parliment in South austrailia!!
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Subsequent post.
Soo.. Today was today.
It was not yesteerday or the day before or he dy before that in fact.
It also was not tomro ( gasp, it inst!?)
No it isnt.
So... Today, kh is more or less screwed, science was okay i guess.
And tutorial was fun.
Geo was okay....
And we took photos of jared and armand for the presentation.
And my polls for the paper thing were like-
2-1-2-1-1
Cool. 3 1s i expected a bunch of twos.
Look at haikal!
I thnk i took this by accident.
Anyway, nothing else happened, cept sandras haor os shorter than it was before. ( psst, i think she had a haircut....)
And.......... i had pasta for dinner
i like pasta
and...
and....
i like the word and and..
I wonder whether chikens can fly
or swim
or dig
or fly swim and dig at the same time..
O rite.. i realized how bad my mythology is...
I mean, i in std1-6 even in form 1- i could recite all the greek gods and egyptan gods and myths and powers and stories...
Now i only rmeber half of them, mainly the illiad. and stuff.
Anyway, i got this email thingy, its funny. The words are sota related. If you dont understand , ( V1 : youre stupid..) you can ask, ( V1 : your stupid...) or look it up ( V1: your effing Stupid) . I does not mean in any way you are not not not smart ( V1 : yes it does..)
This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands!
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!
DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THIS
It was not yesteerday or the day before or he dy before that in fact.
It also was not tomro ( gasp, it inst!?)
No it isnt.
So... Today, kh is more or less screwed, science was okay i guess.
And tutorial was fun.
Geo was okay....
And we took photos of jared and armand for the presentation.
And my polls for the paper thing were like-
2-1-2-1-1
Cool. 3 1s i expected a bunch of twos.
Look at haikal!
I thnk i took this by accident.
Anyway, nothing else happened, cept sandras haor os shorter than it was before. ( psst, i think she had a haircut....)
And.......... i had pasta for dinner
i like pasta
and...
and....
i like the word and and..
I wonder whether chikens can fly
or swim
or dig
or fly swim and dig at the same time..
O rite.. i realized how bad my mythology is...
I mean, i in std1-6 even in form 1- i could recite all the greek gods and egyptan gods and myths and powers and stories...
Now i only rmeber half of them, mainly the illiad. and stuff.
Anyway, i got this email thingy, its funny. The words are sota related. If you dont understand , ( V1 : youre stupid..) you can ask, ( V1 : your stupid...) or look it up ( V1: your effing Stupid) . I does not mean in any way you are not not not smart ( V1 : yes it does..)
This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands!
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!
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Saturday, July 14, 2007
The post after the next post.
Whoop Dee Doo!
I made it in to the top readworthy in sandras list!
Yes!!
Now i hafta make it into the Evan List whih should look like this.
Evan List ( the ultimate brilliant page for everything which will eventually drive you SANE!!)
- Evan
Anyhow, rite... sooo. by the way.....i thinking..
OKay... i agree wid sandra that this country is...not as democratic as its suppose to be.. Anyway...what country is? sides america where all the crap is happening.
America is a very nice place btw- went there when i was ten, the people are very friendly there and nothing like on the tele------ they are much nicer.
Anyway, London is still my favourite city in the world.. There is no other city like that- Utter brilliant-you can take a tube from one side to another- brilliant place- nice place- hey got everything- and it feels so city like. You have no been to a city or can call yourself a city person without going to london- I mean, we got nothing like that in malaysia . At all..
Aside from that, today i took out my swords again!!
YAY! i used the foil and started lunging the wall and slashing the sabre at the air. ( ahh now i remeber why this my favourite sword, aside from all the coolness of it, it makes he SWOOSH / ZING/ WHip/ Crack sound if you swing it fast.
Anyway, i rembered last year in basketball helang practice , some kid got attacked by a dog , a big dog, a huge dog, now that i think about it, it was the size of a Tank, it was roaring a destroying everything in side with flaming breath. Actually it attacked the town and the US army came and blew it up.
( what actaully happened was a alsatian attack a mall child which ran away from it. Horrifiying. a small kid scuttering, ellng and a dog thrice his size chasing him. Of course, the dgs owner caught it after it had pounced on thekid.)
We all felt so bad... We should have done something- there were like 15 of us... we had like five basketballs to throw.. and there were alot of sticks around.....
( Get angry at evan for not doing anything here)
( stop here and feel bad for getting angry at evan and get angry with yourself)
Besides the potter and simpsons-- The movie i wanawatch is
EVAN ALMIGHTY!!
That says it all.
Even hollywood admits it, why dont you..
IT says it all!
I, Evan, Am ALmighTY.
I
Rock
All of you are mere peasants
unlike me
who
rocks
and
stones
and
pebbles
and
boulders
and
other hard like rock like substances.
which rock.
like a rock of gold.
or
silver.
Anyway, Yeah... i have nothing else to say a this exact moment- ( Actually i have lots but i dont remeber them)
Anyway, this is what im chatting to kreem now.
[23:42:33] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
-_-!!
[23:42:36] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
so?
[23:42:40] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
hows u
[23:48:32] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> joins conversation
[23:48:34] e v a n. says:
hows me??
[23:48:39] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
yeah
[23:48:43] e v a n. says:
brilliant
[23:48:45] e v a n. says:
as always
[23:48:50] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
coughcouhg
[23:48:52] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
*cough
[23:48:56] e v a n. says:
r u alrite?
[23:49:00] e v a n. says:
need a cough drop?
[23:49:02] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
yeah
23:49:11] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
no i just suddenly...i dunno why
[23:49:21] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
just once u said brilliant
[23:49:24] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
i was like
[23:49:27] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
coughing u know?
[23:49:43] e v a n. says:
NOoooooo
[23:49:45] e v a n. says:
really?
Rite.
So..
anyway..
i like the word anyway.
So....
Say i in the cbox like thingywhich has words in it.
I dont believe lara actually reads this...
P.s.--Kareem-- Join the nemesis crown campaign- sign up under austrailia.
YEah. thats it..
Voice 2 - Whoohoo- I am ALmighty
Voice 1- As if. You suck
Voice 2- Your an idiot
Voice 1 - Your a moronic crow magnon
Voice 2 - ( SHock) You know how to use big words!!!!!
Voice 1 -Yeah.. i sort of stole your knowledge the other day..
Voice 2 - NOOOOOO!! now im not the only smart one
Voice 1- yeah... i still dont understand why one plus two is three
Voice 2-o okay... im safe... swt.
I made it in to the top readworthy in sandras list!
Yes!!
Now i hafta make it into the Evan List whih should look like this.
Evan List ( the ultimate brilliant page for everything which will eventually drive you SANE!!)
- Evan
Anyhow, rite... sooo. by the way.....i thinking..
OKay... i agree wid sandra that this country is...not as democratic as its suppose to be.. Anyway...what country is? sides america where all the crap is happening.
America is a very nice place btw- went there when i was ten, the people are very friendly there and nothing like on the tele------ they are much nicer.
Anyway, London is still my favourite city in the world.. There is no other city like that- Utter brilliant-you can take a tube from one side to another- brilliant place- nice place- hey got everything- and it feels so city like. You have no been to a city or can call yourself a city person without going to london- I mean, we got nothing like that in malaysia . At all..
Aside from that, today i took out my swords again!!
YAY! i used the foil and started lunging the wall and slashing the sabre at the air. ( ahh now i remeber why this my favourite sword, aside from all the coolness of it, it makes he SWOOSH / ZING/ WHip/ Crack sound if you swing it fast.
Anyway, i rembered last year in basketball helang practice , some kid got attacked by a dog , a big dog, a huge dog, now that i think about it, it was the size of a Tank, it was roaring a destroying everything in side with flaming breath. Actually it attacked the town and the US army came and blew it up.
( what actaully happened was a alsatian attack a mall child which ran away from it. Horrifiying. a small kid scuttering, ellng and a dog thrice his size chasing him. Of course, the dgs owner caught it after it had pounced on thekid.)
We all felt so bad... We should have done something- there were like 15 of us... we had like five basketballs to throw.. and there were alot of sticks around.....
( Get angry at evan for not doing anything here)
( stop here and feel bad for getting angry at evan and get angry with yourself)
Besides the potter and simpsons-- The movie i wanawatch is
EVAN ALMIGHTY!!
That says it all.
Even hollywood admits it, why dont you..
IT says it all!
I, Evan, Am ALmighTY.
I
Rock
All of you are mere peasants
unlike me
who
rocks
and
stones
and
pebbles
and
boulders
and
other hard like rock like substances.
which rock.
like a rock of gold.
or
silver.
Anyway, Yeah... i have nothing else to say a this exact moment- ( Actually i have lots but i dont remeber them)
Anyway, this is what im chatting to kreem now.
[23:42:33] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
-_-!!
[23:42:36] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
so?
[23:42:40] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
hows u
[23:48:32] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> joins conversation
[23:48:34] e v a n. says:
hows me??
[23:48:39] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
yeah
[23:48:43] e v a n. says:
brilliant
[23:48:45] e v a n. says:
as always
[23:48:50] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
coughcouhg
[23:48:52] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
*cough
[23:48:56] e v a n. says:
r u alrite?
[23:49:00] e v a n. says:
need a cough drop?
[23:49:02] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
yeah
23:49:11] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
no i just suddenly...i dunno why
[23:49:21] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
just once u said brilliant
[23:49:24] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
i was like
[23:49:27] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
coughing u know?
[23:49:43] e v a n. says:
NOoooooo
[23:49:45] e v a n. says:
really?
Rite.
So..
anyway..
i like the word anyway.
So....
Say i in the cbox like thingywhich has words in it.
I dont believe lara actually reads this...
P.s.--Kareem-- Join the nemesis crown campaign- sign up under austrailia.
YEah. thats it..
Voice 2 - Whoohoo- I am ALmighty
Voice 1- As if. You suck
Voice 2- Your an idiot
Voice 1 - Your a moronic crow magnon
Voice 2 - ( SHock) You know how to use big words!!!!!
Voice 1 -Yeah.. i sort of stole your knowledge the other day..
Voice 2 - NOOOOOO!! now im not the only smart one
Voice 1- yeah... i still dont understand why one plus two is three
Voice 2-o okay... im safe... swt.
Friday, July 13, 2007
Next Post
Today i had the English oral thingy in front of the Kementrian lady. She was nice and kept smiling altough i sucked all the way. Mrs archana said i was tooo soft........
and... i actually...
Stammmered! ( insert gasp here)
Never ever happenned before! ( insert second gasp here )
Sucked ( Do not agree here )
And then i said one sentence grammatically wrong ! ( Do not Laugh here .. Be sad)
Then i felt bad ( be sad here)
( stop gasping , sadding and laughing evilly and agreeing here)
So we opeened the classrooms toda to form the hall.....
Before thi i never knew they were just plank, i always tought we had to fold them away.... and then there was cempaka scence and the sejarah test which i did the last 18 questions in the last 3 minutes cause i was watching the tekky and i saw leon doing the test feverishly while i was watching th o so wonderfull telly but did not care about the o so not wonderful test.
Then there was YJc where we were watching movies.... then after that i went around the schol taking pics...... My picture taking aint that bad actually... Hehe!!
actually it was okay........
First off... the first pic i took was of nikki and kaylyn ( i had no idea her name was spelt like that until i saw the books keisha had borrowed. ) which sucked cause it was not the last and the first and before the second shot.. then jia way and me went around the place taking shots off everything...
Then.. nothing else happened today.....
So....... wait.......
YEAH.....
I SHOULD DESERVE A HUNDRED MEDALS!
I actually VOLUNTEERED to do RPP today!!
I must be the first to do that ever!!!
i mean , what other sucker ( do not agree contemplate or shake your head at this) would go do RPP on purpose. This is exactly the reason nobody believed me... at all...
I went cause i was talking to david on my wy down, and theres noone to talk to on fidays as all the malays pergi sembayang..... so i followed him rpp... the forst ten minits,
He and Sam left.... sucked... then i coldt find them...... suck..... sucked.... sucked...
Then i found them.... Then..... then.... ( thinking )
O yeah.. i disturbed david and stole his rubbish... then we finally ended.
In the time btween lesson and finding sam and david - No one believe i did the frigging RPP!!
Mrs Ganesh- staring at rpp bag ---- Rpp?
Evan : YEP!! i voluntered!
Mrs ganesh : i dun believe u.
Evan : Wat.... No... ( weakly) i voluntered
Mrs ganesh.. : yeah... i dont believe you..
Then later, when i draged jared and sam to prove the mrs ganesh, she was laughing and was lieke : ada orang macam ini....( sigh)
and i was like.. dont i get some congrats or sumthing for doing RPP
--
...
-
.
No...
Evan:.. okay....( sadly).......... walks away.............
And in CF : i took jared there
....
My group lost...... so..... we ....
had...... to ..... sing... the sponge bob song.....
nyway....
yeah....
Think
Thinking
unable to think
Dam.... wat to say......
Did you know a turtle smells through its but??
Rite...
Next.....
so.....
i like pasta.....
...
My favourtie animal are horses dogs falcons and dolphins....
...
...
Transformers was cool.
Simpsons is the best thing to happen t mankind..
We should listen to Al Gore...
Okay
Al gore..
He should become president- then we would get a cleaner better world.. yeah.. Al gore.... Good movie- the inconvenient truth....
Rite...
So....
Yes..............................
i guess that is it with not being able to do stuff of stuff which is stuffless and pointless points on stuff which is pointless stuff of pointy points on pointy tuff which i m talking about gibberish llike pointy pioints whi pointed at stuffy stuff.
The above is gibberish..
Oooo Icthy and Scarcthy show is so cool...
After the movie of gore and vilence a screen comes up..
Kids were not supposed to watch this.. thx!
Yeah....
look at these pics...
ANGRY NEIGHBOURS
and... i actually...
Stammmered! ( insert gasp here)
Never ever happenned before! ( insert second gasp here )
Sucked ( Do not agree here )
And then i said one sentence grammatically wrong ! ( Do not Laugh here .. Be sad)
Then i felt bad ( be sad here)
( stop gasping , sadding and laughing evilly and agreeing here)
So we opeened the classrooms toda to form the hall.....
Before thi i never knew they were just plank, i always tought we had to fold them away.... and then there was cempaka scence and the sejarah test which i did the last 18 questions in the last 3 minutes cause i was watching the tekky and i saw leon doing the test feverishly while i was watching th o so wonderfull telly but did not care about the o so not wonderful test.
Then there was YJc where we were watching movies.... then after that i went around the schol taking pics...... My picture taking aint that bad actually... Hehe!!
actually it was okay........
First off... the first pic i took was of nikki and kaylyn ( i had no idea her name was spelt like that until i saw the books keisha had borrowed. ) which sucked cause it was not the last and the first and before the second shot.. then jia way and me went around the place taking shots off everything...
Then.. nothing else happened today.....
So....... wait.......
YEAH.....
I SHOULD DESERVE A HUNDRED MEDALS!
I actually VOLUNTEERED to do RPP today!!
I must be the first to do that ever!!!
i mean , what other sucker ( do not agree contemplate or shake your head at this) would go do RPP on purpose. This is exactly the reason nobody believed me... at all...
I went cause i was talking to david on my wy down, and theres noone to talk to on fidays as all the malays pergi sembayang..... so i followed him rpp... the forst ten minits,
He and Sam left.... sucked... then i coldt find them...... suck..... sucked.... sucked...
Then i found them.... Then..... then.... ( thinking )
O yeah.. i disturbed david and stole his rubbish... then we finally ended.
In the time btween lesson and finding sam and david - No one believe i did the frigging RPP!!
Mrs Ganesh- staring at rpp bag ---- Rpp?
Evan : YEP!! i voluntered!
Mrs ganesh : i dun believe u.
Evan : Wat.... No... ( weakly) i voluntered
Mrs ganesh.. : yeah... i dont believe you..
Then later, when i draged jared and sam to prove the mrs ganesh, she was laughing and was lieke : ada orang macam ini....( sigh)
and i was like.. dont i get some congrats or sumthing for doing RPP
--
...
-
.
No...
Evan:.. okay....( sadly).......... walks away.............
And in CF : i took jared there
....
My group lost...... so..... we ....
had...... to ..... sing... the sponge bob song.....
nyway....
yeah....
Think
Thinking
unable to think
Dam.... wat to say......
Did you know a turtle smells through its but??
Rite...
Next.....
so.....
i like pasta.....
...
My favourtie animal are horses dogs falcons and dolphins....
...
...
Transformers was cool.
Simpsons is the best thing to happen t mankind..
We should listen to Al Gore...
Okay
Al gore..
He should become president- then we would get a cleaner better world.. yeah.. Al gore.... Good movie- the inconvenient truth....
Rite...
So....
Yes..............................
i guess that is it with not being able to do stuff of stuff which is stuffless and pointless points on stuff which is pointless stuff of pointy points on pointy tuff which i m talking about gibberish llike pointy pioints whi pointed at stuffy stuff.
The above is gibberish..
Oooo Icthy and Scarcthy show is so cool...
After the movie of gore and vilence a screen comes up..
Kids were not supposed to watch this.. thx!
Yeah....
look at these pics...
ANGRY NEIGHBOURS
Thursday, July 12, 2007
oh dear me..
I finally found ppl to print my english oral after asking like 500000000000 ppl.. ( more like 30 ppl)
Now. i have 2 hours to memorize and come up with a story and sound convincing about the fall of constantinople.
Sucks.
Well, if it went like it went today, ( i annoyed sandra with it) then it would suck.
Today, was test again... and more test.. and blog a... and more test.....and SPOT CHECK!!
That was so frigging cool
Mental note to self : MR Alvin goes in idol list.
He just walked into the class, talk to cik hayati, saw the rubix cube , talk to cik hayati while doing the rubix cube.
90 seconds later, it was completed. We ALl Went WOW WAHHH FUYOOOOH COOLL WHOOPDEEDOOO at mr alvin who was still in the class
The prefects taught we were making nose on purpose and scolded us. I hate my class during spot checks, So effing noisy that its more noisy than the most noisy noises of noises.
Then was te kh test, where i actually learnt stuff today as i had read the kh form 1 text bok and alif and jared had explained stuff to me.
Then...... was after the test, the crappy oral... thenn....thenn....er...
O ya..
i sent in the unsent work because amanda " FOrgot" to LK
Then i met sam, amanda, and......... some one whose name escapes me...
So.. any way..i was like
Wait. it was sandra..
So anyway, i was like...
Evan : Did u send in the work??!!!!!!!!????!?!?
Amanda : we were suppose to??!!!
Sam : Yeah by thrsday remember
Amanda: O crap........ Crapp.... evan do u have a thumbdrive
Evan : No, wth?! u didnt send it in
Amanda : i forgot ...s hit... Omg... wth
Evan starts smiling here.
Evan : i sent it in aledy....
Sam and sandra laughing while evan gets repeatedly hit by amandas book ( as in the book hit me - it stood and hit me and ran away. DAM book!!!)
Then i walked.... i had class but my car didnt show... so i wen and talk to grace, chooi ern, tze wei and hsuyin. i didnt get skittles today. then ryan got us chips. then... we ate the chips
then we gave them away
Then ppl started to go away. I had a feeling i wasnt going to go to class. I walked around skool. i saw the probates swiming then went in to talk to mr ashwin about planes but found the junior designers
... alll girls unlike our batch who were all boys cept sam.
anyway....
Yeah....
so.....
hmmmm.....
Rite.......
Thinking......
Er...
Leme see......
Evan ROCKS!!
so. . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . .. . .
i wana watch the potter movie. and... simpsons.... and...........rule the world...... and ..... eat pasta.......and...................... red carl's comic which has been aledi sent to a proof reader.
O BTW... the rubix cube was confiscated. sadly.............
.
..
.
.
.
..
This is actually the thing below which got jumbled up....
.......................... .. .. ... .. ..
.... .. .. .. .. ... ..
.... .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
................... .. .. ........... .. .. ..
.... .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
.... .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
.......................... .... .. .. .. ....
Man... i am bored..
now my english oral:
THE FALL OF CONSTANTINOPLE
Good Morning to our teacher, Mrs Archana, and fellow friends. Today i will be telling you about the Fall of Constantinople.
Constantinople fell on the 29th of May 1453.
The Fall of Constantinople to the Turkish armies of Sultan Mahomet the second, greatly assisted by the newfangled cannon, changed Europe, set new religious boundaries, spelled the end for armoured host and ended the Medieval Ages.
Medieval battles of the time were close quartered fighting left battlefield more resembling to a slaughterhouse. Once the cannon was added to war, the results were truly horific. Gunpowder revolutionized the world at the same time as the printing press, both in the fifteenth century. Progress moved at a lightning pace.
The Eastern Roman Empire was founded in the year 324 when Emperor Constantine chose Byzantium as his capital. Soon new dangers appeared with the Turks . Their army using the elite formations of Janissaries. Around fifty years before Constantinople fell, Pope Boniface the ninth issued a Holy Crusade against the infidel Turk. A hundred thousand Hungarians marched against the Turks. They were Routed. Soon the Turks attack Hungary, and with the death of 8000 Hungarian Knights and defeat of Hungary, the end was spelled for Constantinople.
This was a time of extraodinary violence where Prince Dracul of Valachia, Mongol Timus the Lame and Scaderberg. The English and French fought for supremacy in western Europe ; the Pope struggling in Italy while the Holy Roman Empire had a hard time getting rid of religious zealots. The Longevity of a Byzantine Emperor depended entirely on avoiding an assassins dagger or the poison of a jealous courtier.
Sultan Mahomet the second, Conqueror of Constantinople, set his sights on the Magnificent city as a young boy. He saw the Gracious tall glided spirals of the Christian capital across the water and swore that he would make it his. From then on, his every action was guided by a central thought. The fall of the pearl of the Byzance.
The stage for this Muslim takeover had been set centuries earlier when Pope Gregory pronounced, “ It is far better for a country to remain under the rule of Islam than Christians who don’t acknowledge the Catholic Church.” Another statement was than confirmed the hatred between the Catholic and Orthodoxy Church. This was done by a Byzantine Grand Duke, “ It is better to see a city n the power of a Turkish turban than that of the Latin tiara.”
The Great Turk now had nothing to fear from Rome, all he needed now was something which could breach the mighty walls of Constantinople. This arrive with Master Urban, the cannon maker. To prove the ability of the cannon, Master urban aligned it and with a mighty bang, a Venetian vessel anchored in the Bosphorus cracked open like an eggshell. He then made several cannons for the Sultan, with a true monster by the name of “ Mahometa” in honour of the sultan.
By spring, 1453, everything was ready for an attack. The Byzantines were commanded by the Genoasean Mercenary Captain General Giovanni Guistinianni. The number of defenders of the Great city only numbered 700 mecenaries against 150000 turks.
The fighting was furious. The cannons left huge gaps in the wall. These gaps were held on by an impenetrable defence of pikes, spears and swords which broke themselves upon time after time again. But they never got through.
On the 28th of may, Captain Giovanni knew defeat was nigh. The defence of Constantinople, the survival of an empire, was left to hope.The emperor sat alone in his palace. The inferno had raged for fifty-five days. That night, in the church of St. Sophia, thousands of sobbing and wailing people gathered. It was the last service to be held in the most magnificent Church of all time. In this high Citadel of Christian faith, mercenaries and nobles alike celebrated a final Kyrie Eleison. It was the most dramatic service in this church which had represented Christianity for the last thousand year.
The next day, the emperor walked among his men, all valiant and true. The inner gates were to be closed and for none would they be opened. this would keep the defenders from leaving their positions. - they would stop the attack or die doing so.
They slaughtered thousands of turks that day. even the mighty Janissaries could not breach the Italian defense. But all this was not to last, as a prisoner had revealed a single weak point. The turks poured in. Captain Giovanni rounded up 2 dozen and charged the turk. He was shot.
The inner gates defenders opened the gates or the retreating defenders. The Turks rushed in. As the all for help sounded, the Emperor on his horse raced back to help. He was surrounded, fighting an uncountable number. The Mercenaries rushed to his defence. Then the unthinkable happened. The Last Emperor of The Byzantine was cut down.
The city was lost. The fall of constantinople opened the door to muslim power in Europe. Constantinople, quickly rebaptised Istanbul, changed the world forever.
Now. i have 2 hours to memorize and come up with a story and sound convincing about the fall of constantinople.
Sucks.
Well, if it went like it went today, ( i annoyed sandra with it) then it would suck.
Today, was test again... and more test.. and blog a... and more test.....and SPOT CHECK!!
That was so frigging cool
Mental note to self : MR Alvin goes in idol list.
He just walked into the class, talk to cik hayati, saw the rubix cube , talk to cik hayati while doing the rubix cube.
90 seconds later, it was completed. We ALl Went WOW WAHHH FUYOOOOH COOLL WHOOPDEEDOOO at mr alvin who was still in the class
The prefects taught we were making nose on purpose and scolded us. I hate my class during spot checks, So effing noisy that its more noisy than the most noisy noises of noises.
Then was te kh test, where i actually learnt stuff today as i had read the kh form 1 text bok and alif and jared had explained stuff to me.
Then...... was after the test, the crappy oral... thenn....thenn....er...
O ya..
i sent in the unsent work because amanda " FOrgot" to LK
Then i met sam, amanda, and......... some one whose name escapes me...
So.. any way..i was like
Wait. it was sandra..
So anyway, i was like...
Evan : Did u send in the work??!!!!!!!!????!?!?
Amanda : we were suppose to??!!!
Sam : Yeah by thrsday remember
Amanda: O crap........ Crapp.... evan do u have a thumbdrive
Evan : No, wth?! u didnt send it in
Amanda : i forgot ...s hit... Omg... wth
Evan starts smiling here.
Evan : i sent it in aledy....
Sam and sandra laughing while evan gets repeatedly hit by amandas book ( as in the book hit me - it stood and hit me and ran away. DAM book!!!)
Then i walked.... i had class but my car didnt show... so i wen and talk to grace, chooi ern, tze wei and hsuyin. i didnt get skittles today. then ryan got us chips. then... we ate the chips
then we gave them away
Then ppl started to go away. I had a feeling i wasnt going to go to class. I walked around skool. i saw the probates swiming then went in to talk to mr ashwin about planes but found the junior designers
... alll girls unlike our batch who were all boys cept sam.
anyway....
Yeah....
so.....
hmmmm.....
Rite.......
Thinking......
Er...
Leme see......
Evan ROCKS!!
so. . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . .. . .
i wana watch the potter movie. and... simpsons.... and...........rule the world...... and ..... eat pasta.......and...................... red carl's comic which has been aledi sent to a proof reader.
O BTW... the rubix cube was confiscated. sadly.............
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now my english oral:
THE FALL OF CONSTANTINOPLE
Good Morning to our teacher, Mrs Archana, and fellow friends. Today i will be telling you about the Fall of Constantinople.
Constantinople fell on the 29th of May 1453.
The Fall of Constantinople to the Turkish armies of Sultan Mahomet the second, greatly assisted by the newfangled cannon, changed Europe, set new religious boundaries, spelled the end for armoured host and ended the Medieval Ages.
Medieval battles of the time were close quartered fighting left battlefield more resembling to a slaughterhouse. Once the cannon was added to war, the results were truly horific. Gunpowder revolutionized the world at the same time as the printing press, both in the fifteenth century. Progress moved at a lightning pace.
The Eastern Roman Empire was founded in the year 324 when Emperor Constantine chose Byzantium as his capital. Soon new dangers appeared with the Turks . Their army using the elite formations of Janissaries. Around fifty years before Constantinople fell, Pope Boniface the ninth issued a Holy Crusade against the infidel Turk. A hundred thousand Hungarians marched against the Turks. They were Routed. Soon the Turks attack Hungary, and with the death of 8000 Hungarian Knights and defeat of Hungary, the end was spelled for Constantinople.
This was a time of extraodinary violence where Prince Dracul of Valachia, Mongol Timus the Lame and Scaderberg. The English and French fought for supremacy in western Europe ; the Pope struggling in Italy while the Holy Roman Empire had a hard time getting rid of religious zealots. The Longevity of a Byzantine Emperor depended entirely on avoiding an assassins dagger or the poison of a jealous courtier.
Sultan Mahomet the second, Conqueror of Constantinople, set his sights on the Magnificent city as a young boy. He saw the Gracious tall glided spirals of the Christian capital across the water and swore that he would make it his. From then on, his every action was guided by a central thought. The fall of the pearl of the Byzance.
The stage for this Muslim takeover had been set centuries earlier when Pope Gregory pronounced, “ It is far better for a country to remain under the rule of Islam than Christians who don’t acknowledge the Catholic Church.” Another statement was than confirmed the hatred between the Catholic and Orthodoxy Church. This was done by a Byzantine Grand Duke, “ It is better to see a city n the power of a Turkish turban than that of the Latin tiara.”
The Great Turk now had nothing to fear from Rome, all he needed now was something which could breach the mighty walls of Constantinople. This arrive with Master Urban, the cannon maker. To prove the ability of the cannon, Master urban aligned it and with a mighty bang, a Venetian vessel anchored in the Bosphorus cracked open like an eggshell. He then made several cannons for the Sultan, with a true monster by the name of “ Mahometa” in honour of the sultan.
By spring, 1453, everything was ready for an attack. The Byzantines were commanded by the Genoasean Mercenary Captain General Giovanni Guistinianni. The number of defenders of the Great city only numbered 700 mecenaries against 150000 turks.
The fighting was furious. The cannons left huge gaps in the wall. These gaps were held on by an impenetrable defence of pikes, spears and swords which broke themselves upon time after time again. But they never got through.
On the 28th of may, Captain Giovanni knew defeat was nigh. The defence of Constantinople, the survival of an empire, was left to hope.The emperor sat alone in his palace. The inferno had raged for fifty-five days. That night, in the church of St. Sophia, thousands of sobbing and wailing people gathered. It was the last service to be held in the most magnificent Church of all time. In this high Citadel of Christian faith, mercenaries and nobles alike celebrated a final Kyrie Eleison. It was the most dramatic service in this church which had represented Christianity for the last thousand year.
The next day, the emperor walked among his men, all valiant and true. The inner gates were to be closed and for none would they be opened. this would keep the defenders from leaving their positions. - they would stop the attack or die doing so.
They slaughtered thousands of turks that day. even the mighty Janissaries could not breach the Italian defense. But all this was not to last, as a prisoner had revealed a single weak point. The turks poured in. Captain Giovanni rounded up 2 dozen and charged the turk. He was shot.
The inner gates defenders opened the gates or the retreating defenders. The Turks rushed in. As the all for help sounded, the Emperor on his horse raced back to help. He was surrounded, fighting an uncountable number. The Mercenaries rushed to his defence. Then the unthinkable happened. The Last Emperor of The Byzantine was cut down.
The city was lost. The fall of constantinople opened the door to muslim power in Europe. Constantinople, quickly rebaptised Istanbul, changed the world forever.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
COMPUTER = EVilness
Word Equations:
Computer = Evil
Computer + Games = Nesscary Evil
Computer + Internet = Evil disguised as Greatness
Evan = epitome of all that is great + Brilliance + Voice 1+ Voice 2+ World Domination + World Power + The greatness of all that is great!
Anyway, the effing computer is an effing distraction because it is effing distracting . This is cause by the many distractions inhabiting the computer. Effing distractions. I wanted to study today. I was doing a sej pmr test and only manage to do 30 questions in one and a half hours.................... Mother effing dips&*t piece of crapping technology that is so wonderfully importantly brilliant! Curses!
Effing Curses!!
Harry Potter came out today.....
I used to know everything bout the book.. even all the spells and stuff.... like names..... and i used to remember the plot as well.... i even used to remember what the frigging book is about......... Now i dont even know what happened in the sixth book at all except Dumbledore died.
I remember it like it was 6 years ago.
6 years ago in std four, i used to go to Kareems house twice a week before going to Puan Azizah. We used to snek into this apartment by scaling the wall and jumping over the fence. There we made our headqaurters where we had our potions and magic boooks. We had made our own spells like..... Dam....... i just remember good one but it slipped...... then we made potions from the plants which we had just so happened to name........ we made a stink bomb...... it worked............................... Then the neighbour found out and scolded us one day while we were jumping over the fence and scaling down the wll to go back to kreems house.
So... we had to move our HQ to a small clearing in a pile of bushes which looked quite cool actually. Our Cauldren.....Couldren.....Big Pot, was in the middle. Well. actually it was more like a small pot.... maybe even a smaller one...........Now that i think about it, i think we used a paper cup. Yeah. Those were the good old days..
O..
I suddenly rebered Mr Lee. Man, were his classes funny.
Everyone had nicknames
eg:
Jack Chong : Miser
Evan : Monitor
Jon : Songboy
Brian : Tambi
Raja : Raja Tandas
Kenneth : China man
Haikal : Devil
Man that was funny
Mr Lee write question on board.
points at brian- do the question
Wrong--India goes to back of class
Raja ---Wrong--- back of class
Kenneth---wrong---back of class
So the Indian,China Man and malay got it wrong
Then Haikal----Correct!!!
Mr lee : see, the De--l got it rite...
then there was the black hole, life story, how to kill a person, u hate me i hate u, Macbeth, dun do stupid stuff behind ppls back, squish Jacks hand, and many more.
Ohhh
i remember the first day of skool
Then- Puan Rani was our CLass teacher
I was walking around with David following evry1 down to the canteen. Then we were suppose to copy down the time table. We both had testpads in our bag but then,
we were laz to take them out... wait... nooo... our bags were in our home room.. we had homerooms then....... So we were like Hi..... can we have a testpad......Sure.... thanks...........Im evan... Im david....Im ga joon......So..... Hi....
Then we went to the homeroom and
We were sitting in front of Ga and Jack Jaccobs
So we were like... Hi......
Hi.
So...
Im Evan
Im david
Im Gajoon
Im jack...
Oh...
okay
So.....
Hi....
Then GASP By some stroke of funny luck! i was elected monitor and joanne was asistant. but had no idea who she was at the time.
Rite-
Then i sat in like the front seat middle for like most of the year..Then there was maths, so fun Mrs Chandran we got like four maths periods on thursdays. Anway,David was on my left. Some girl was on my right.. it was chooiern
Hi...
Hi...
Im evan
He is David
Hi
Im chooi ern
Sorry?
Chooi ern
yeah....
Hi Cuui ernnnn
Chooi ern....
Yeah...
Hi...
Then behind us were Sam, Grace and Tze wei..
Then i met kenneth by talking to him abut Meet the Fockers for three weeks long in the labs.. i always hated the labs....
Haikal measured his ----- there. We had encik ramsah.
So in the end i met evryone and moral was fun*. Then one day, me, kenneth and other sdidnt go on a field trip and we were hoping around class like bunnys.
Rite.. form one was fun... so many projects, and mr wong was new then also........
And all i wanted to say was tht the computer was distracting
< Sigh>
Computer = Evil
Computer + Games = Nesscary Evil
Computer + Internet = Evil disguised as Greatness
Evan = epitome of all that is great + Brilliance + Voice 1+ Voice 2+ World Domination + World Power + The greatness of all that is great!
Anyway, the effing computer is an effing distraction because it is effing distracting . This is cause by the many distractions inhabiting the computer. Effing distractions. I wanted to study today. I was doing a sej pmr test and only manage to do 30 questions in one and a half hours.................... Mother effing dips&*t piece of crapping technology that is so wonderfully importantly brilliant! Curses!
Effing Curses!!
Harry Potter came out today.....
I used to know everything bout the book.. even all the spells and stuff.... like names..... and i used to remember the plot as well.... i even used to remember what the frigging book is about......... Now i dont even know what happened in the sixth book at all except Dumbledore died.
I remember it like it was 6 years ago.
6 years ago in std four, i used to go to Kareems house twice a week before going to Puan Azizah. We used to snek into this apartment by scaling the wall and jumping over the fence. There we made our headqaurters where we had our potions and magic boooks. We had made our own spells like..... Dam....... i just remember good one but it slipped...... then we made potions from the plants which we had just so happened to name........ we made a stink bomb...... it worked............................... Then the neighbour found out and scolded us one day while we were jumping over the fence and scaling down the wll to go back to kreems house.
So... we had to move our HQ to a small clearing in a pile of bushes which looked quite cool actually. Our Cauldren.....Couldren.....Big Pot, was in the middle. Well. actually it was more like a small pot.... maybe even a smaller one...........Now that i think about it, i think we used a paper cup. Yeah. Those were the good old days..
O..
I suddenly rebered Mr Lee. Man, were his classes funny.
Everyone had nicknames
eg:
Jack Chong : Miser
Evan : Monitor
Jon : Songboy
Brian : Tambi
Raja : Raja Tandas
Kenneth : China man
Haikal : Devil
Man that was funny
Mr Lee write question on board.
points at brian- do the question
Wrong--India goes to back of class
Raja ---Wrong--- back of class
Kenneth---wrong---back of class
So the Indian,China Man and malay got it wrong
Then Haikal----Correct!!!
Mr lee : see, the De--l got it rite...
then there was the black hole, life story, how to kill a person, u hate me i hate u, Macbeth, dun do stupid stuff behind ppls back, squish Jacks hand, and many more.
Ohhh
i remember the first day of skool
Then- Puan Rani was our CLass teacher
I was walking around with David following evry1 down to the canteen. Then we were suppose to copy down the time table. We both had testpads in our bag but then,
we were laz to take them out... wait... nooo... our bags were in our home room.. we had homerooms then....... So we were like Hi..... can we have a testpad......Sure.... thanks...........Im evan... Im david....Im ga joon......So..... Hi....
Then we went to the homeroom and
We were sitting in front of Ga and Jack Jaccobs
So we were like... Hi......
Hi.
So...
Im Evan
Im david
Im Gajoon
Im jack...
Oh...
okay
So.....
Hi....
Then GASP By some stroke of funny luck! i was elected monitor and joanne was asistant. but had no idea who she was at the time.
Rite-
Then i sat in like the front seat middle for like most of the year..Then there was maths, so fun Mrs Chandran we got like four maths periods on thursdays. Anway,David was on my left. Some girl was on my right.. it was chooiern
Hi...
Hi...
Im evan
He is David
Hi
Im chooi ern
Sorry?
Chooi ern
yeah....
Hi Cuui ernnnn
Chooi ern....
Yeah...
Hi...
Then behind us were Sam, Grace and Tze wei..
Then i met kenneth by talking to him abut Meet the Fockers for three weeks long in the labs.. i always hated the labs....
Haikal measured his ----- there. We had encik ramsah.
So in the end i met evryone and moral was fun*. Then one day, me, kenneth and other sdidnt go on a field trip and we were hoping around class like bunnys.
Rite.. form one was fun... so many projects, and mr wong was new then also........
And all i wanted to say was tht the computer was distracting
< Sigh>
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Dum Dee Dum
I want to show Ppl these sites.. My absolute favourite comics besides family guy in 40k.
The Boids
http://theboids.com/2007/04/12/the-boids-1-if-i-had-a-hammer/
One of The best!!!
Turn Signals on a Land Raider
( Only for those who know what warhammer is)
http://www.tsoalr.com/view.php?date=2003-09-01
Whoo Dee Dooo
The Best COmic Ever..
Besdies Family Guy in the 41st millemnium
Now for best cartoons
SIMPSONS
i watch it almost evryday
AND!!
The movie is coming out!!!!!!
Secondly
Family Guy
Absolutely Brilliant
Thirdly
Drawn Together
( Not for the faint hearted or Innocent ppl )
( recommended for the crazy, sick, corrupted ppl - -- -- > but EFffing Funny)
Fourthly
Southpark!!!!!
That is all..
The Boids
http://theboids.com/2007/04/12/the-boids-1-if-i-had-a-hammer/
One of The best!!!
Turn Signals on a Land Raider
( Only for those who know what warhammer is)
http://www.tsoalr.com/view.php?date=2003-09-01
Whoo Dee Dooo
The Best COmic Ever..
Besdies Family Guy in the 41st millemnium
Now for best cartoons
SIMPSONS
i watch it almost evryday
AND!!
The movie is coming out!!!!!!
Secondly
Family Guy
Absolutely Brilliant
Thirdly
Drawn Together
( Not for the faint hearted or Innocent ppl )
( recommended for the crazy, sick, corrupted ppl - -- -- > but EFffing Funny)
Fourthly
Southpark!!!!!
That is all..
!!!!!WTH!!!
WTF!
I Cant find My book of Wits!!! I feel all the wittiness draining away....
V2 : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! My Powerrrrr!!!!!!
V1 : .... I feel smarter already.
V2 : No Moron. You dont feel as Dumb.
V1 : Oh. Right. I dun feel as dumb.
V2: Any way ........ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! My POWERrrrrr!!!
V1 : Muahahahahahahaha I am Your Master!!! ( Holding Kryptonite) Weakining Eh!! MUahahaha
V2 : (=_= swt) ....... I am Not superman...
V1: Oh.... right.... ( changes into Batsuit) Muahahaha Now Look At ME!!! Booo!!! I am The BAT!!
V2 : ( =_= < SLap Face > *_*) Im not Batman either - ( V1 Runs off) - I AM NOT SPIDER MAN EITHER!!!
Wtf1?? ( ? O_O ???) Why the hell are u dressed as mary jane........ That
Is
So
Wrong
V1 :... I think it looks nice....
V2 : OMGOMGOMG Ur GAY ! ARRRRRHHHHH!!
V1: Weeee ! im Happy.!
V2 : ( Steps Away ) ........ ( RUns Away )
Suddenly! A Great Swarm Of the Forget FullSSSSS Swarm the place. ( They are wat makes ppl forget things, they look like Flying Monkeys With potato chips permanatly sticking out of their mouths)
V1 manages to kill two thousand with a single utter of stupididty..
He Said : BOOGYHIMAOJSNNXAOMASOMXAOMNCINRH!! Cool i didnt noe i was capable of saying that. BOOGYHIMAOJSNNXAOMASOMXAOMNCINRH!!
Then!!!!
they sit down and play checkers...
Then... after by a stroke of stupidity thinkin the checker piece was a potato chip banana, the Forget FULLsSSS take V1 away!
V1 encounteres a Long forgotten twin turret tank in the distant backcorners of the Mind.
Vrooommmmm
He Spins The Tank Around And aims the turret.
V1 : DIE! DIE ! EAT THIS!!!
The CANNNON FIRES!!!!!
and
and....
a banana flew out....
The Forget FUllsSSS swarm the tank and pulled V2 Out
But then, he vanquished a hundred thousnd by talking a whole load of gibberish which sounded good and seemed logical but really wasnt and times it by the power of infinty to a trillion universe divided by a multiverse of languages and multipliedit by a division of letter to the number of infinites of infinite there were in the multiverse of Dimensions in a infinity parellel universe.
The Flying Monkeys died trying to comprehend the word " Hi "
V2 : DAm.... i said all that gibberish for nothing
Now Where The Fish Is the Idiot..
too be continued
I Cant find My book of Wits!!! I feel all the wittiness draining away....
V2 : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! My Powerrrrr!!!!!!
V1 : .... I feel smarter already.
V2 : No Moron. You dont feel as Dumb.
V1 : Oh. Right. I dun feel as dumb.
V2: Any way ........ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! My POWERrrrrr!!!
V1 : Muahahahahahahaha I am Your Master!!! ( Holding Kryptonite) Weakining Eh!! MUahahaha
V2 : (=_= swt) ....... I am Not superman...
V1: Oh.... right.... ( changes into Batsuit) Muahahaha Now Look At ME!!! Booo!!! I am The BAT!!
V2 : ( =_= < SLap Face > *_*) Im not Batman either - ( V1 Runs off) - I AM NOT SPIDER MAN EITHER!!!
Wtf1?? ( ? O_O ???) Why the hell are u dressed as mary jane........ That
Is
So
Wrong
V1 :... I think it looks nice....
V2 : OMGOMGOMG Ur GAY ! ARRRRRHHHHH!!
V1: Weeee ! im Happy.!
V2 : ( Steps Away ) ........ ( RUns Away )
Suddenly! A Great Swarm Of the Forget FullSSSSS Swarm the place. ( They are wat makes ppl forget things, they look like Flying Monkeys With potato chips permanatly sticking out of their mouths)
V1 manages to kill two thousand with a single utter of stupididty..
He Said : BOOGYHIMAOJSNNXAOMASOMXAOMNCINRH!! Cool i didnt noe i was capable of saying that. BOOGYHIMAOJSNNXAOMASOMXAOMNCINRH!!
Then!!!!
they sit down and play checkers...
Then... after by a stroke of stupidity thinkin the checker piece was a potato chip banana, the Forget FULLsSSS take V1 away!
V1 encounteres a Long forgotten twin turret tank in the distant backcorners of the Mind.
Vrooommmmm
He Spins The Tank Around And aims the turret.
V1 : DIE! DIE ! EAT THIS!!!
The CANNNON FIRES!!!!!
and
and....
a banana flew out....
The Forget FUllsSSS swarm the tank and pulled V2 Out
But then, he vanquished a hundred thousnd by talking a whole load of gibberish which sounded good and seemed logical but really wasnt and times it by the power of infinty to a trillion universe divided by a multiverse of languages and multipliedit by a division of letter to the number of infinites of infinite there were in the multiverse of Dimensions in a infinity parellel universe.
The Flying Monkeys died trying to comprehend the word " Hi "
V2 : DAm.... i said all that gibberish for nothing
Now Where The Fish Is the Idiot..
too be continued
Sunday, July 8, 2007
TRANSFORMERS!!
Transfomers... ROcked!
TRANSFORMERS ROCKEd!
SOOOOOO much shooting!
The it was super funny!
( Gunfire )
:: Operator!! I need a Direct line with the pentagon!!!"
" Okay, Do you have a credit card?"
" Im in a FU--ing war!"
" your attitude will get you no where sir"
SWt... it was super funny. anddam cool
Sad tough that JAZz had to die
Jazz " Wana peace of me??!!" fires 2 rounds
Megatron " No. I want two!" Rips him nto half
Frigging cool!!
O. okay, lets call it Sam's happy time! """ Muahahahahahaha
SO
MUCH
SHOOTING
THe beggining was super cool, one big robot blowing everything up..!!!!!
SWeet
V1: One day im gona build a billion big robots and rule the GALAXY!!
V2 : yeah... i admit that was cool!
V1: COOL!COOL!?
That
WAS
EFFing
AWESOME!!!!
Awesome....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SWeeet
So... thats it about transformers
TRANSFORMERS ROCKEd!
SOOOOOO much shooting!
The it was super funny!
( Gunfire )
:: Operator!! I need a Direct line with the pentagon!!!"
" Okay, Do you have a credit card?"
" Im in a FU--ing war!"
" your attitude will get you no where sir"
SWt... it was super funny. anddam cool
Sad tough that JAZz had to die
Jazz " Wana peace of me??!!" fires 2 rounds
Megatron " No. I want two!" Rips him nto half
Frigging cool!!
O. okay, lets call it Sam's happy time! """ Muahahahahahaha
SO
MUCH
SHOOTING
THe beggining was super cool, one big robot blowing everything up..!!!!!
SWeet
V1: One day im gona build a billion big robots and rule the GALAXY!!
V2 : yeah... i admit that was cool!
V1: COOL!COOL!?
That
WAS
EFFing
AWESOME!!!!
Awesome....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SWeeet
So... thats it about transformers
Saturday, July 7, 2007
TIme and others..
V2 : Hey mate, What time is it now?
V1 : I...dont ...know....
V2 : Yeesh, your the frigging one wearing the watch..
V1 : Im watching tele??
V2 : NOOOO... the Thing that tells the time on your wrist.
V1 : ( Stares At Wrist) WOW...my wrist can tell the time...Wow
V2 : OMG!> Youre A Frigging Moron...... Your other wrist....
V1 : ( looks at other wrist and sees watch) Oh.. i never notied that before...
V2 : ?? the who put it on??
V1 : I dont know..... i think i put it on..
V2 : WTF?? But then if .... nvm... i dont want to know. So, Wat is the Time?
V1 : I dont know.
V2 : You are wearing a watch ( slaps face)
V1 : YEa. but it has all these numbers on it...
V2 : ( slaps face again) I must be dreaming....
V1 : ( recalls in distant past how to read the time ) OHHHHH... its one o clock
V2 : OK..... in the morning or afternoon .... you cant get this wrong.....
V1 : i dont.. know....
V2 : ...swt...... im gona give you a hint..... look out the window.......
V1 : Its DArk
V2 : okayy,, wat does that mean.....
V1 : it means.....
Its dark
V2 : Yes< Yes we know i isnt bright
V1 ??!!! it isnt bright? i tought i said it was dark
V2 : I cant stand this any more....
V1 : Its.......er........yea...
V2: okaay, nvm ...... I am going to test your inteligence. Say the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear these words...
Hamlet
V1 : Ham...
V2 ( Slaps Face - from now on SF ) Chicken
V1 : Mhmmmm Chicken......
V2 : ?? okaaayyy.... World DOmination
AT THIS WORDS, A CHEMICAL REACTION WAS TRIGGERED IN V1s BRAIN
V1 : WORLD DOMINATION
YOU!! SADDLE UP.. ONWARDS ... WHERE ARE THE ARMIES!!! FOOOLLLL ! MARCH!!!
v2: What the Fu-
V1 : FOOOOOLLL ! MOVE ! SUMMON THE ARMIES.! TO WAR! TO WORLD DOMINATION!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA -
V2 ( WITH BACKGROUND MUAHAHA) : mental note to self, never say world domination to idiot again... now then wat can stop him...
V1 : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
V2 : CHICKEN!!
V1 :mhmmm chicken... is there whppied cream with it? i looked for it yesterday but it was empty..
V2 : Do you know.... you really amaze me.....
V1 : ... i like chicken ...
V2 : do youknow.... i think your an idiot...
V1: OKay : ) lets go find chiken
V2 ( SF) : Swt... OK
V1 : I...dont ...know....
V2 : Yeesh, your the frigging one wearing the watch..
V1 : Im watching tele??
V2 : NOOOO... the Thing that tells the time on your wrist.
V1 : ( Stares At Wrist) WOW...my wrist can tell the time...Wow
V2 : OMG!> Youre A Frigging Moron...... Your other wrist....
V1 : ( looks at other wrist and sees watch) Oh.. i never notied that before...
V2 : ?? the who put it on??
V1 : I dont know..... i think i put it on..
V2 : WTF?? But then if .... nvm... i dont want to know. So, Wat is the Time?
V1 : I dont know.
V2 : You are wearing a watch ( slaps face)
V1 : YEa. but it has all these numbers on it...
V2 : ( slaps face again) I must be dreaming....
V1 : ( recalls in distant past how to read the time ) OHHHHH... its one o clock
V2 : OK..... in the morning or afternoon .... you cant get this wrong.....
V1 : i dont.. know....
V2 : ...swt...... im gona give you a hint..... look out the window.......
V1 : Its DArk
V2 : okayy,, wat does that mean.....
V1 : it means.....
Its dark
V2 : Yes< Yes we know i isnt bright
V1 ??!!! it isnt bright? i tought i said it was dark
V2 : I cant stand this any more....
V1 : Its.......er........yea...
V2: okaay, nvm ...... I am going to test your inteligence. Say the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear these words...
Hamlet
V1 : Ham...
V2 ( Slaps Face - from now on SF ) Chicken
V1 : Mhmmmm Chicken......
V2 : ?? okaaayyy.... World DOmination
AT THIS WORDS, A CHEMICAL REACTION WAS TRIGGERED IN V1s BRAIN
V1 : WORLD DOMINATION
YOU!! SADDLE UP.. ONWARDS ... WHERE ARE THE ARMIES!!! FOOOLLLL ! MARCH!!!
v2: What the Fu-
V1 : FOOOOOLLL ! MOVE ! SUMMON THE ARMIES.! TO WAR! TO WORLD DOMINATION!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA -
V2 ( WITH BACKGROUND MUAHAHA) : mental note to self, never say world domination to idiot again... now then wat can stop him...
V1 : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
V2 : CHICKEN!!
V1 :mhmmm chicken... is there whppied cream with it? i looked for it yesterday but it was empty..
V2 : Do you know.... you really amaze me.....
V1 : ... i like chicken ...
V2 : do youknow.... i think your an idiot...
V1: OKay : ) lets go find chiken
V2 ( SF) : Swt... OK
Friday, July 6, 2007
Happy Belated Birthday !! ( Not to Jon!! : ))
HAppy Belated Birthday to Jon i Think.
Whose Birthday might have past... but its sumwhere in July ... I think.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!
possibly... or if it isnt........
Jon wont get a present...
Whose Birthday might have past... but its sumwhere in July ... I think.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!
possibly... or if it isnt........
Jon wont get a present...
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
2+ 5- 3+ 4-1......
One plus Five pus one is.......?
Seven things you plan to do before you die:
1. RULE THE WORLD
2. Build a Castle
3. Fly
4. Get a Horse
5. Get a bigger and cooler looking sword
6. Get a Full plate armour and a sheild
7. Make a Spaceship
Seven things you can do:
1. Write
2. Read
3. Write and read a the same time
4. Whistle
5. Write, Read and Whistle ! at the same time
6. Imagine up nonsensical bits of nonsense which are nonsensible to the unsensible minds of the unsensible yet entirely sensible to the sensibles of the sensibles.
7. Do absolutely Nothing
Seven most repeated words:
1. Oh Dear
2. You dont say...
3. No... Really?
4. How sure are you sure to be sure
5. Ok
6. Yes
7. No
Seven physical traits you look for in the opposite sex:
1. They are of the opposite sex
2. They are not of the same sex
3. They are not Jon
4. They are Not weiken
5. They are not armand or haikal
6. They do not eat green eggs and ham
7. or discharges flam.
Seven tags:
1. JON
2. SanDra
3. Chewbacca ( Chooi Ern.. If you dont find the similarity or are blur)
4. Kit YEn
5. AmanDa
6. ChlOe
7. SpongeBOb
Seven things you plan to do before you die:
1. RULE THE WORLD
2. Build a Castle
3. Fly
4. Get a Horse
5. Get a bigger and cooler looking sword
6. Get a Full plate armour and a sheild
7. Make a Spaceship
Seven things you can do:
1. Write
2. Read
3. Write and read a the same time
4. Whistle
5. Write, Read and Whistle ! at the same time
6. Imagine up nonsensical bits of nonsense which are nonsensible to the unsensible minds of the unsensible yet entirely sensible to the sensibles of the sensibles.
7. Do absolutely Nothing
Seven most repeated words:
1. Oh Dear
2. You dont say...
3. No... Really?
4. How sure are you sure to be sure
5. Ok
6. Yes
7. No
Seven physical traits you look for in the opposite sex:
1. They are of the opposite sex
2. They are not of the same sex
3. They are not Jon
4. They are Not weiken
5. They are not armand or haikal
6. They do not eat green eggs and ham
7. or discharges flam.
Seven tags:
1. JON
2. SanDra
3. Chewbacca ( Chooi Ern.. If you dont find the similarity or are blur)
4. Kit YEn
5. AmanDa
6. ChlOe
7. SpongeBOb
Sunday, July 1, 2007
Golf.
Sweat..
I went to RSGC for the first time in a time longer than the time of the times of times which is the time i take to time the time when i went to the place the last time.
At first, none of of the balls went further than 30 m.
Then.... I held the grip and litle further in and the balls started to go 100 to 150m.
Ahhh.. The good old days... or young... the good young days... when i could hit the ball 200 m and so on.....
Then.. we went off to eat. and i did my sej hw.
Then! I rembered my tree!
I had paid or a tree to planted there when i was seven. I just rembered it.. So , me , my dad, and some one ( my brother sigh)
started off to find my tree.
Last time i saw it ........
( SEVEN YEARS AGO.)
Hey, is that my tree..... Looks .. a bit........... I think there are temites there.......O. ... The leaves hae so man Holes......
( Seven Years Later )
Hey !!! My Treee!!!
Dad : Look at all The ants ...
Brother : Ahhhhhh
Dad : Does not look like it grew much.... O my... look at all the holes in the leaves.........
Evan : Thats a lot of Ants.....
Red ants fall into dads shirt. Ants Charged Foward. We fought with our guns, flamethrowers and Swords...... and were forced to make a tactical withdrawal ( retreat)...
V1 : We should.... Spray the tree with bug spray..
V2 : Hear Hear... i say we spray it, and then gas it with smoke and kill all the ants. then s[ray it again.
V1 : yeah
V2 : yeah........ Lets go get the bug spray...
Ten minutes later
V1 : I found whipped cream...
V2 : Idiot. Give me that. Go find the bu spray
V1 goes off..
V2 : ( looks left and right ) Mhmm ( sprays whipped cream into mouth) Mhmmmmmm
I went to RSGC for the first time in a time longer than the time of the times of times which is the time i take to time the time when i went to the place the last time.
At first, none of of the balls went further than 30 m.
Then.... I held the grip and litle further in and the balls started to go 100 to 150m.
Ahhh.. The good old days... or young... the good young days... when i could hit the ball 200 m and so on.....
Then.. we went off to eat. and i did my sej hw.
Then! I rembered my tree!
I had paid or a tree to planted there when i was seven. I just rembered it.. So , me , my dad, and some one ( my brother sigh)
started off to find my tree.
Last time i saw it ........
( SEVEN YEARS AGO.)
Hey, is that my tree..... Looks .. a bit........... I think there are temites there.......O. ... The leaves hae so man Holes......
( Seven Years Later )
Hey !!! My Treee!!!
Dad : Look at all The ants ...
Brother : Ahhhhhh
Dad : Does not look like it grew much.... O my... look at all the holes in the leaves.........
Evan : Thats a lot of Ants.....
Red ants fall into dads shirt. Ants Charged Foward. We fought with our guns, flamethrowers and Swords...... and were forced to make a tactical withdrawal ( retreat)...
V1 : We should.... Spray the tree with bug spray..
V2 : Hear Hear... i say we spray it, and then gas it with smoke and kill all the ants. then s[ray it again.
V1 : yeah
V2 : yeah........ Lets go get the bug spray...
Ten minutes later
V1 : I found whipped cream...
V2 : Idiot. Give me that. Go find the bu spray
V1 goes off..
V2 : ( looks left and right ) Mhmm ( sprays whipped cream into mouth) Mhmmmmmm