Saturday, September 6, 2008

By the time you have finished reading this you have wasted around 3 seconds of your life. Sad Really. Your loss.

People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace and questions that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves. Tag 8 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.



(Part One)


1.Are you allowed to have a bf/gf or monkey f.?
All three are encouraged. At the same time.

2. Describe yourself in one word that rhymes which smuckerooney.
Smuckerooney-like.

3. Who would you pick, someone who really loves you, or the one you love or a flying elephant on mars?
shucks, flying elephant, no contest. Imagine all the adventures - Flying into town on an elephant.

4. Have you ever flown into someone before but never had the speed to run away?
yep. dang you. dang you mister Wall Made out of Cement.

5. Does it feel good to love?
Pasta- most definately.

6. What do you like to eat?
Edible things. tasty edible things.

7. What's the last thing you'll do before you die?
Rule the Universe,

8. Was there ever a time that you tried to learn to fly away from Walls someone?
All the time. all the time.

9. What can you say about playboys/playgirls?
Toys R us must be making money.

10. Are you still a virgin?
How you doin.

(Part Two)
1. Best place to cry or fly?
in the sky. If you cry, it rains, if you fly. erm. you fall. and not hit the ground.

2. Who's the person who stands on top of your heart?
Shucks. I havnt a clue , but i hope the person dosnt where cleats.

3. Tell us your dream last night.
Oh brilliant, Once upon a time, there was war between chocolate bars and Thunder. Obviously from the names, Chocolate Bars were the more intimidating ones. One Day Mister Thun Derer went to school and ate a chocolate bar. Thats when the war turned in the Thunders favour , so one day ....

4. Ever hated someone so bad?
yes. Mister Hate.

5. The biggest and most hurtful lie you heard?
The Earth is spherical. What rubbish, i believed up to the age of 15. I now know its Squarical.

6. The last person you had a beer with?
I prefer wine.

7. The last person you went to the movies with?
was in this city.

8. The last person you talked on the cellphone with?
Mister Mobe Liefone

9. The last person you hugged?
The Hugger.

10. The last person who made you cry?
The horrid Mister Onion.

In the last week you kissed someone?
Yeah. Parents

12. Danced crazy?
All the time, thats why im prob in an asylum now. sighs.

13. Think of the last time you were angry, why were you angry?
When the flying bamboo stick ran away.

14. If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
Another Gazillion wishes. Or maybe , erm.. i have to think about this. Yes, i did say think. I can.

15. If you could have an all expense paid trip, where will you go?
All around the world. specifically, Rome , Venice, Milan, Genoa, Syracuse, Ravenna, Malta, Madrid, Valencia, Toledo, Granada, Marrakech, Athens, Rhodes, Nicosia, Zagreb, Toulouse. Champagne, Bordeaux, Moscow, Berlin, Budapest, Prague, Cairo, Alexandra, Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Istanbul, Ankara, the Cappadocians, Antanlya, Carthage, Cape-town, Pretoria, Delhi, Beijing, Shanghai, Hong Kong, Canton, Tokyo, Kyoto, Seoul, Sydney, , Wellington, Buenos Aires, Barcelona, Texas, NYC, California, Vancouver. Dubai and Doha.

16. Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone?
Absolupositively. on the PS2

17. Are you old fashioned?
shucks. i dont like the term old fashioned. i prefer Antique like or dinosaur dude or even Great Grandpa.

18. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back or Chickens tamed by monkeys took over the world.?
the latter. i dont think anyone would believe me.

19. What things would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
Living.

20. Five facts about me
I am a genius. I am from Earth. I like brown things i think. I like the Hitchikers guide to the galaxy. My real name is Aurelius Maximillian. I have a blue phone. My favourite dog is a chiwawa. I can spell rather well. i despise eagles. i think Pcs are better than macs.

Five of them are true.

Seven songs in my head now.
yeesh. They are in my head for a reason.


Five of your favourite TV shows.
House
Las Vegas
30 rock
My wife and Kids
Friends
Simpsons
Family guy
KevJumba
Monty Python


23. Five things I treasure in my life.
Me
Myself
I
Meself
Iself

and some rather akward things.

24. Four "First Time" in my life.
For the first time in my life, could fly
For the first time in my life, I could run around in circles. alot.
For the first time in my life, I have my own com.
For the first time in my life, I’ve posted . Well. No. but . posted erm.. in my grandmums house. yeah.

25. Seven words and things I always use
Words:
chicken
holey Smackerooney
blimey
Monkey
What in Tarnation?
I dont like Homework
Hey, got any food?


Things:
laptop
trusty bart simpson pencil bag
homework diary
Tele
Bros Com
Bed

I tag:

I Jon.
I tag Samanta,
Amanda,
Michelle
Evan.
Chewy

Anyone who so happens to read this. if its more than one person. im awed. that didnt make sense.




Nirvan
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