Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Dum Dee Dum

I want to show Ppl these sites.. My absolute favourite comics besides family guy in 40k.

The Boids
http://theboids.com/2007/04/12/the-boids-1-if-i-had-a-hammer/

One of The best!!!

Turn Signals on a Land Raider
( Only for those who know what warhammer is)
http://www.tsoalr.com/view.php?date=2003-09-01

Whoo Dee Dooo
The Best COmic Ever..

Besdies Family Guy in the 41st millemnium




Now for best cartoons

SIMPSONS
i watch it almost evryday
AND!!

The movie is coming out!!!!!!

Secondly

Family Guy

Absolutely Brilliant

Thirdly

Drawn Together
( Not for the faint hearted or Innocent ppl )
( recommended for the crazy, sick, corrupted ppl - -- -- > but EFffing Funny)

Fourthly

Southpark!!!!!


That is all..

!!!!!WTH!!!

WTF!

I Cant find My book of Wits!!! I feel all the wittiness draining away....

V2 : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! My Powerrrrr!!!!!!

V1 : .... I feel smarter already.

V2 : No Moron. You dont feel as Dumb.

V1 : Oh. Right. I dun feel as dumb.

V2: Any way ........ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! My POWERrrrrr!!!

V1 : Muahahahahahahaha I am Your Master!!! ( Holding Kryptonite) Weakining Eh!! MUahahaha

V2 : (=_= swt) ....... I am Not superman...

V1: Oh.... right.... ( changes into Batsuit) Muahahaha Now Look At ME!!! Booo!!! I am The BAT!!

V2 : ( =_= < SLap Face > *_*) Im not Batman either - ( V1 Runs off) - I AM NOT SPIDER MAN EITHER!!!




Wtf1?? ( ? O_O ???) Why the hell are u dressed as mary jane........ That





Is





So



Wrong





V1 :... I think it looks nice....

V2 : OMGOMGOMG Ur GAY ! ARRRRRHHHHH!!

V1: Weeee ! im Happy.!

V2 : ( Steps Away ) ........ ( RUns Away )


Suddenly! A Great Swarm Of the Forget FullSSSSS Swarm the place. ( They are wat makes ppl forget things, they look like Flying Monkeys With potato chips permanatly sticking out of their mouths)




V1 manages to kill two thousand with a single utter of stupididty..





He Said : BOOGYHIMAOJSNNXAOMASOMXAOMNCINRH!! Cool i didnt noe i was capable of saying that. BOOGYHIMAOJSNNXAOMASOMXAOMNCINRH!!





Then!!!!


they sit down and play checkers...

Then... after by a stroke of stupidity thinkin the checker piece was a potato chip banana, the Forget FULLsSSS take V1 away!




V1 encounteres a Long forgotten twin turret tank in the distant backcorners of the Mind.

Vrooommmmm

He Spins The Tank Around And aims the turret.

V1 : DIE! DIE ! EAT THIS!!!

The CANNNON FIRES!!!!!



and




and....



a banana flew out....


The Forget FUllsSSS swarm the tank and pulled V2 Out


But then, he vanquished a hundred thousnd by talking a whole load of gibberish which sounded good and seemed logical but really wasnt and times it by the power of infinty to a trillion universe divided by a multiverse of languages and multipliedit by a division of letter to the number of infinites of infinite there were in the multiverse of Dimensions in a infinity parellel universe.









The Flying Monkeys died trying to comprehend the word " Hi "







V2 : DAm.... i said all that gibberish for nothing



Now Where The Fish Is the Idiot..



too be continued

Sunday, July 8, 2007

TRANSFORMERS!!

Transfomers... ROcked!


TRANSFORMERS ROCKEd!


SOOOOOO much shooting!

The it was super funny!

( Gunfire )

:: Operator!! I need a Direct line with the pentagon!!!"

" Okay, Do you have a credit card?"

" Im in a FU--ing war!"

" your attitude will get you no where sir"

SWt... it was super funny. anddam cool



Sad tough that JAZz had to die

Jazz " Wana peace of me??!!" fires 2 rounds

Megatron " No. I want two!" Rips him nto half

Frigging cool!!


O. okay, lets call it Sam's happy time! """ Muahahahahahaha


SO



MUCH





SHOOTING



THe beggining was super cool, one big robot blowing everything up..!!!!!


SWeet




V1: One day im gona build a billion big robots and rule the GALAXY!!

V2 : yeah... i admit that was cool!

V1: COOL!COOL!?

That


WAS

EFFing

AWESOME!!!!

Awesome....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SWeeet





So... thats it about transformers

Saturday, July 7, 2007

TIme and others..

V2 : Hey mate, What time is it now?

V1 : I...dont ...know....

V2 : Yeesh, your the frigging one wearing the watch..

V1 : Im watching tele??

V2 : NOOOO... the Thing that tells the time on your wrist.

V1 : ( Stares At Wrist) WOW...my wrist can tell the time...Wow

V2 : OMG!> Youre A Frigging Moron...... Your other wrist....

V1 : ( looks at other wrist and sees watch) Oh.. i never notied that before...

V2 : ?? the who put it on??

V1 : I dont know..... i think i put it on..

V2 : WTF?? But then if .... nvm... i dont want to know. So, Wat is the Time?

V1 : I dont know.

V2 : You are wearing a watch ( slaps face)

V1 : YEa. but it has all these numbers on it...

V2 : ( slaps face again) I must be dreaming....

V1 : ( recalls in distant past how to read the time ) OHHHHH... its one o clock

V2 : OK..... in the morning or afternoon .... you cant get this wrong.....

V1 : i dont.. know....

V2 : ...swt...... im gona give you a hint..... look out the window.......

V1 : Its DArk

V2 : okayy,, wat does that mean.....

V1 : it means.....
























Its dark

V2 : Yes< Yes we know i isnt bright

V1 ??!!! it isnt bright? i tought i said it was dark

V2 : I cant stand this any more....

V1 : Its.......er........yea...

V2: okaay, nvm ...... I am going to test your inteligence. Say the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear these words...

Hamlet

V1 : Ham...

V2 ( Slaps Face - from now on SF ) Chicken

V1 : Mhmmmm Chicken......

V2 : ?? okaaayyy.... World DOmination

AT THIS WORDS, A CHEMICAL REACTION WAS TRIGGERED IN V1s BRAIN

V1 : WORLD DOMINATION

YOU!! SADDLE UP.. ONWARDS ... WHERE ARE THE ARMIES!!! FOOOLLLL ! MARCH!!!

v2: What the Fu-

V1 : FOOOOOLLL ! MOVE ! SUMMON THE ARMIES.! TO WAR! TO WORLD DOMINATION!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA -

V2 ( WITH BACKGROUND MUAHAHA) : mental note to self, never say world domination to idiot again... now then wat can stop him...

V1 : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

V2 : CHICKEN!!

V1 :mhmmm chicken... is there whppied cream with it? i looked for it yesterday but it was empty..

V2 : Do you know.... you really amaze me.....

V1 : ... i like chicken ...

V2 : do youknow.... i think your an idiot...

V1: OKay : ) lets go find chiken

V2 ( SF) : Swt... OK

Friday, July 6, 2007

Happy Belated Birthday !! ( Not to Jon!! : ))

HAppy Belated Birthday to Jon i Think.

Whose Birthday might have past... but its sumwhere in July ... I think.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!

possibly... or if it isnt........

Jon wont get a present...

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

2+ 5- 3+ 4-1......

One plus Five pus one is.......?

Seven things you plan to do before you die:
1. RULE THE WORLD
2. Build a Castle
3. Fly
4. Get a Horse
5. Get a bigger and cooler looking sword
6. Get a Full plate armour and a sheild
7. Make a Spaceship

Seven things you can do:
1. Write
2. Read
3. Write and read a the same time
4. Whistle
5. Write, Read and Whistle ! at the same time
6. Imagine up nonsensical bits of nonsense which are nonsensible to the unsensible minds of the unsensible yet entirely sensible to the sensibles of the sensibles.
7. Do absolutely Nothing

Seven most repeated words:
1. Oh Dear
2. You dont say...
3. No... Really?
4. How sure are you sure to be sure
5. Ok
6. Yes
7. No

Seven physical traits you look for in the opposite sex:
1. They are of the opposite sex
2. They are not of the same sex
3. They are not Jon
4. They are Not weiken
5. They are not armand or haikal
6. They do not eat green eggs and ham
7. or discharges flam.

Seven tags:
1. JON
2. SanDra
3. Chewbacca ( Chooi Ern.. If you dont find the similarity or are blur)
4. Kit YEn
5. AmanDa
6. ChlOe
7. SpongeBOb

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Golf.

Sweat..

I went to RSGC for the first time in a time longer than the time of the times of times which is the time i take to time the time when i went to the place the last time.
At first, none of of the balls went further than 30 m.
Then.... I held the grip and litle further in and the balls started to go 100 to 150m.

Ahhh.. The good old days... or young... the good young days... when i could hit the ball 200 m and so on.....

Then.. we went off to eat. and i did my sej hw.

Then! I rembered my tree!

I had paid or a tree to planted there when i was seven. I just rembered it.. So , me , my dad, and some one ( my brother sigh)
started off to find my tree.

Last time i saw it ........

( SEVEN YEARS AGO.)

Hey, is that my tree..... Looks .. a bit........... I think there are temites there.......O. ... The leaves hae so man Holes......


( Seven Years Later )

Hey !!! My Treee!!!


Dad : Look at all The ants ...

Brother : Ahhhhhh

Dad : Does not look like it grew much.... O my... look at all the holes in the leaves.........

Evan : Thats a lot of Ants.....

Red ants fall into dads shirt. Ants Charged Foward. We fought with our guns, flamethrowers and Swords...... and were forced to make a tactical withdrawal ( retreat)...





V1 : We should.... Spray the tree with bug spray..

V2 : Hear Hear... i say we spray it, and then gas it with smoke and kill all the ants. then s[ray it again.

V1 : yeah

V2 : yeah........ Lets go get the bug spray...


Ten minutes later


V1 : I found whipped cream...

V2 : Idiot. Give me that. Go find the bu spray



V1 goes off..




V2 : ( looks left and right ) Mhmm ( sprays whipped cream into mouth) Mhmmmmmm