Yawn.

1. Ever been given an engagement ring?
nop. No thanks.
Engaged..
Married..
Scarry.


2. Last gift you received
Something in my room. Possibly. I dont really remember.

3. Ever dropped a cell phone?
yep! ... Myabe thats y it broke...

4. Things you spend a lot of money on
Dunno really, it just seems to disappear ....

5. Last food you ate?
Something edible .. with rice i think

6. One favourite song
Simpsons Theme Song

7. Favourite mall store
Er... The Cinema if thats counted. Or the Arcade?


8. Do you own a pair of dice?
Maybe..

9. Do you prank call people?
( Whistling) Maybe.....
Well yeah...
But not in a while..
Not since Mr Alex last year.

10. Have you ever been beat up?
All the time.
By my Brother..

11. First friend you'd call if you won the lottery?
Id call somebody?
Id tell omeone about MY money???

12. Biggest lie you have ever heard?
Evan is not a Genius...
Biggest Lie Ever.

13. Can you cook?
Obviously.
Pasta, Eggs, Maggi, Pasta, Maggi, Maggi Hot Bowl , Maggi Hot cup.

14. Favourite movie?
SIMPSONS!!!!

15. Can you sing?
What do you think?

16. Favourite vacation spot?
Italy or Spain.

17. Pancakes or French Toast?
french toast.

18. Do you like coffee?
Yes. A lot.

19. Last person you talked to on telephone?
Jon

20. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB&J?
Jelly?
O.o
Ive tried PB and J. Taste disgusting.

21. Can you swim?
Obviusly. And Fly as well..

22. What is your favourite season?
Winter and Spring. In London.

23. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
Myself . All The time. I just crack my self up. Hilarious isnt it.

24. Best thing about winter?
Snow! White. Christmas!

25. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
cool. Espeially in POTC 3 when they were in the North / South Pole. It wasnt very hot there.

26. Birthday?
12th October, The best day in the world.

27. Do you have a sister?
Absolutely.













Not.




28. Are you upstairs?
Im not not Downstairs

29. What time did you wake up this morning?
6.45
and spent the next 45 looking for my tie.


30. What do you hate about people the most?
Not being able to acknoledge my greatness.

Today

Today.

Was a long day.



This morn, went to SKBD family day.
Love the school.
When back to our classes and found my table which was al dirty.
Then there was the field and paintball.
I like that school.
It sos old and

old.

Unlike all these clean schools..
The old schools feel much more comfy.



Then went to davids house.

Then went yadida places.


Then kenneth came over.
Then off we went to Armands house where we played halo for like 10 minits.

The off we went to Cheras for Wicked/Witches of Oz / The non Wizards of a place named oz / Cempaka Production / Production done by Cempaka.

Was Quite good. Very Impressed... Didnt expect the Defying gravity thing.
Wow....

Wow...

So cool....

Yep.

I bought a shirt. Not a skirt.
a Black one.


And i bought many other things...

Like..

a bottle of water.
a bun
another bun
a donut.
nothing else.



YEah....


Yep..






V1 : If only i had magic......

V2 : You dont.

V1 : I said if only....

V2 : You dont.

V1 : I dont like you.

V2 : Your Welcome.

V1 : ........ Your Evil.

V2 : ( smiles ) Now then, If only i had been able to unlock the full power of evan, i would have ruled the world by now..

V1 : but you havnt.

V2 : .....

V1 : I would be a better leader..

V2 : as if.

V1 : absolutely. And a better general.

V2 : O im sure....

V1 : Yeah, IF i attacked your City, It would be in flames and i would destroy everything.

V2 :







( silence )










.. If ... ( dramatic effect )






V1 : I hate you.

V2 : your welcome.

V1 : Welcome where?

V2 " : away from here...

Mind Reading... Needed for learning how to use Mindmaps.

Added to Idol list.

Derren Brown.

This guy is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. In a almost non sarcastic way.
Actually. Not sarcastic at all.
Absolutely.


He can read minds!
He is a mind bending, mind altering, mind reading person who minds if one unminded person minded him for mindreading mindmaps which he minded himself with mind bending another to draw.

Yep


Absolutely Fascinating.


He can read minds.

One day... im gona learn NLP.
And manipulate others minds....
heheheheheh.
Not that im doing that already to....
Some people..
that are
absolutly positively
brilliant.

This brilliant is scarcastic.




Me and weiken.

Scratch that.

Weiken and I.

We tried to fool haikal into some stuff but he ran away....
Bugger...



Anyway, the last week has been cool with the big hall and all and all this stuff and R&R...
yep.



I GOT A for everything i did today!
YAY!

yeah....





















I didnt have pasta today...









Yet....












Go watch derren brown on youtube.
Or maybe you shoudnt.
Then you would noe the stuff.
But how do you noe im not trcking you into watching it by saying you shouldnt watch it therby provking you to watch it.
Or maye its a double bluff and u end not up watching i tbecause you think i want you not to watch it by not watching it.
And then it might be a triple bluff..
Hehehe.

Den den Den!! ( <-- drumrill noise)

Finished the potter book today around 3.
Stayed up all night . swt.
Brilliance.
2nd fav book after the goblet now!
Foo wee! Dam chun.

And this morning i went to watch Order of the phoenix with mom, dad, and person ( brother)
Gold Class!
3rd Time in that place!


Anyway, after that i got my hair cut... and then went home and did one sejarah paper and fined most of maths.
Then ....


O rite..
I went to jons house and we went of to his church to watch a play.
Wow.. his church looks so diff from mine...
I always taught churches looked the same.



Any way the play was *** briliant ****
The absolute essence of * greatnees*
The epitome of * spectacular.


By using ** ,
imagine another use of the word brilliant when said by evan.


i meant for you to imagine im using an incredible amount of sarcasm.

It might even be a insult.




If you dont get it.. it was...





So.. we went to get mac donalds and came home..

TOMORO IS ALL SCIENCE DAY!!!!!


YEah...

V1 : This sucks.. we seem to have put of world domination and excesive insulting the last few days.
V2 : yeah.......................................................... sucks ........

Potter.

Got the potter book.

This one looks okay because its black.

And yeah...

So this morning i woke up late like about eight thirty and didnt get up till 9 30.
Then read the papers and MPH was selling the book cause of EFFING Carrefour.
Fish.
Mother Fish.
Guy who fishes.
Guy who buys fish.
Guy who eats fish.


So... in the end i ended up in Kinokuniya and got the book.
It was cool with the black entrance and the fat lady sitting there. And the Pass word was Gillyweed.
Man, even if i didnt noe that, anyone could have known cause everyone going in was like.
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"
" Gillyweed"

Swt...........


Anyway, started reading in there. well i tried.. i coudnt find a place to sit.
So i stood. but then....
Some buggers ( small people / midgets / kids )
Ran up to the book shouting
" O LOOK O LOOK! HARRY POTTER! THE NEW ONE!!!!
GGOGOGOGOGOG
YEA!
GET TO THE LAST PAGE!!
YEAH!
LETS SEE WHO DIES!!!"



...








( evan waslks away.)






And i got a free quill.
So i coudnt really read the book till after lunch, following my mom aroud frigging stores which at this point found me practically wanting for the book.

Then i started reading.



1 spoiler...
Go Away if u duwan noe.























Hedwig Dies...

OMGWTF Dipsh*t effing crap
The Nice Bird thats white died....Sucks



















Yeah....

Mindmaps....

I really really dont like mindmaps.

Really.

Especially form 1 mindmaps.

I think i could survive form 3.

I think i could do form mindmaps without looking at the book even.

But form 1....

i didnt even finish chapter 6 and 8...

Must go and copy!!


I hate form 1 Sej....

HateHateHate!


Anyway,.....
The unthinkable has Happened!!!
Ga joon's Grades are DRopping!!!???
( shock)
( AWe)
( shoc k and awe)
( shock and awe at same time)
( shock and awe at different times)
( shock and awe with 1 second intervals!)

I mean, this is GA!
The hardworking fella everyone copies!!

I feel like the world has turned upside down....
What next?
Grass is really blue?
Iraq turns into a christian country?
Wicked is actually Dekciw?
(okay, maybe it is...)
Err..
Thinking of other nonsensical stuff....
Japan stops anime??
Mickey Gets Shot!!??

So on so forth.


Aside from that, i chatted with Lauren today....
Her school is american syllabus.
I think its calvary church something..
9am-3
Im emphasizing on 9.
How do u put a capital 9...

)


Thats not rite....

Anyway...

9!!!!!

Still.. does not look rite...

NINE!!!

Better.

And no uniforms!!!!
yeah....

Mhmm.......
Dam, other than those, i dont remember what i said to Ga or Lauren.

Fish......

I like Pasta..
I had Pasta today.

And yesterday.

And the day before.

And so forth.

Rite!

Off to get Wicked tickets tomro with haikal and Armand.
( Jon and GA cant go...Sucks.)

So.....

V1 and V2 havent been saying much in recent days....

Except a sort of constant annoying background music telling me to go become the grandmaster of the Hospitallers....
( they are knights for those of you who dont know..)
( REAL Knights)
( since 1066)
( till now)
( as in Knights with SWORDS)



So...........
Tomro.......
Is hopefully a good day.
Hopefully.
Msut make it through tomoroo!
Then another weekend!
Yeah....




If you do, Get a book named " The Religion"
Its all about the hospitallers aka. The knights of St John aka the Hounds of hell.
The greatest knights of history.
Im only at page two hundred.
Yeah.

Yeah..
Yeah...
So....


And read the percy jackson series.
Nice series, about greek gods and such.
In the modern world.
And mount olympus is on top of the empire state building and such.
And hell is in LA or was it san fransico.

And such.
Nice series.
And...The absolute best book ever
Which i have read in the last year or so
Is IMPERIUM.
Best ever!
TOp idol on list is Cicero ( real fella)
Vesuvius is not to bad either.




Yeah....


I like books.


And movies



EVAN ALMIGHTY!!!

Me wana watch.
Hu wanna go?

Cool huh?

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All the swans belong to me!!!
Swan ARMY!!!
Will MARCH!!
No more Midget kingdom!
SWan EMPIRE!!



When i said march, i meant fly of course.


And i will be stand for parliment in South austrailia!!