Part one of my science essay.

Five thousand years ago in central Europe, dense forest filled the mountainsides; untamed grass swept over fields and the Great Googly Moogly hunted flying Artic Monkeys. Fast forward five thousand years into the future, (give or take a couple of thousand, or hundred thousand for the matter.) nothing much has changed. The Lovely mountains of Eastern Switzerland are home to wild nature and are protected. No trees are felled, grass mown or Artic Monkeys (Long gone by the way) eaten. Animals once nearly driven to extinction, now flourish again after their reintroduction. Even the Wolves and Bears have returned.

Okay, now what does that have to do with the future of being green and fossil fuels and whatnot? First off, grass is usually green and second off, it sounds right and third off, I have not a clue yet.

So, basically, earth is going to the dogs , so to speak. Literally, it’s going to be a future alien dumpsite or a planet with nuclear winters. This is how it’s most likely going to happen, (according to numerous computer games of course) , We, homo sapiens sapiens are going to run out of fuel, pollute the world, run out of oxygen, get angry at each other for running ( or jogging ) us out of our fuel and oxygen and nuke each other till winter is nuclear. Seven zillion years later, aliens from our neighbouring star system of Alpha Centauri ( Big Centaurs in Spaceships) are going to zip over for their vacations and say , “ Darn what losers.”

As to avoid being called losers by horsemen from another planet, earthians or humans or whatever should start at the source of the problem to eradicate being ridiculed. Fuel. Well, it is pretty obvious fossil fuels are not working too well and the dinosaurs don’t think much about it either but hey! They are abundant right? Wrong! (According to what I know anyhow.)

We have to accept that fossil fuels are in the past ( sometimes literally.) We need new fuels like fuel cells, hydrogen fuel cells, other fuel cells and dung. Dung being the most important. Okay, here we go. Fuel cells give out load of energy and is way more efficient than normal engines. They are also way more complicated to make. Dung. Dung is dung , essentially bio mass which can power your cars at the cost of stinkyness. Then there are electric cars, solar powered cars, cars with windmills on top, cars powered by gossip , cars powered by teachers pedalling and so on so forth.

Some people say global warming is not happening. What rubbish. Of course it is happening, how do you think winter changes into summer and wet people dry themselves without a towel. ( but then there is global freezing when summer turns into winter). Some folks say this is garbage while they eat their boiled cabbage. They live in denial and are probably older than thirty and have the attitude of “ It won’t affect me till im long gone and by then I cant give two tosses about it.”. Those sad buggers live in denial, no not the Nile , denial, look it up and cant accept or are really picky with the reality they want. ( or may not want.)

A good pun is its own reword.

A school decides to send their best punner, Me, to a punning contest. Evan sends in 10 puns , confident one of them would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

two weevils lived on a biscuit. one grew famous and rich and became a celebrirty. the otherin comparison was puny and unknown-in fact the lesser of two weevils

a local decorater is paid 300quid to repaint the interior of the church. He is to CHEAP to spend it all on paint so he dilutes the paint with water. When he sees that the thined paint wont cover the walls he dilutes it further. He still needs more , so he decides to dilute the paint one more time. Just then a sound from the heavens booms: " Stop, Repaint and thin no more"

Why did the Mexican shoot his Wife?
Tequila!


Mahatma Ghandi had badly calloused feet, frail health and bad breath.in other words he was super calloused-fragile mystic with halistosis

When a son said that his ambition was to drive an army tank his father said 'I won't stand in your way'.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.


The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.


A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.


Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.

when im studying.

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this is on a sticky note.

Screwed

Hi.

The Bloggers Year End Examinations are tomorrow and it seems as though he has wasted his week.

Dang.

Too bad for him.

On the other hand,

Obama won!!

3 score and 4 years ago.

64 years ago was D-Day when the largest ever amphibious assault invaded Europe in WW2. ( Saving Private Ryan and Band of Brothers)



I liked Band of Brothers. It was a good movie.







Anyhow, back to life, i think i like the show Life with Detective Charlie Crewes.

Nowadays, i only watch, Simpsons, My Wife and Kids, Family Guy, Friends, Sarah Connor Chronicles , House, Numbers, CSI and are you smarter than a fifth grader.

That may sound like a lot of tv being watched.

It is.


I should be studying,. Im gona finish my history up after this and try to start my sciences.

So, anyhows
yeah.

Ah Beng jokes

Courtesy of Uncle Steven

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Fisherman's Wharf at Taman Desa last night, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching ManU bungkus Locky Blu's Stoke City,what...'

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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Ah Beng in National Press Club and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his maid: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take umbrella and go.'

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Here ends the Ah Beng jokes....

May Day

Half and hour to May.