Maths is evil.

I dislike, Really dislike Transformations, rotations and whatnot.

Maths

Maths....

Sigh....

Never leave maths homework till eleven.

Helium

I have thus far learnt today that helium is amusing. ( so are many other things. eg : fireworks, explosions, dogs.)

I have also learnt i cannot take much helium without feeling like puking unlike jon who was sucking up every balloon he came across, therby depleting the oxygen in his body and leaving me uncontestedly smarter.

From wiki.

The voice of a person who has inhaled helium temporarily sounds high-pitched. This is because the speed of sound in helium is nearly three times greater than in air. Because the fundamental frequency of a gas-filled cavity is proportional to the speed of sound in the gas, when helium is inhaled there is a corresponding increase in the resonant frequencies of the vocal tract.[20] (The opposite effect, lowering frequencies, can be obtained by inhaling sulfur hexafluoride.)

Ah....

Ok....

Helium is amusing. I think it gave me a headache.

Updated.

So. Today. Was. Today.

anyway. Yesterday. Yep. felt like so lng ago.
uhuh.

So. I've just finished my English essay. The starting is nigh brilliant but it got duler towards the end as i got a bit bored of the continuos writing.

So. Once again, i have to go to sleep. uhuh.

I havn't a clue what to say.

Anyway, GIS is fun and all. but i dont really enjoy IT.

IT is a bit boring compare to the other subjects and er. yeah. im left out there. Today, me and Nazmi were like lost as we are new and the other new kids had done the research and printed out whatnot but we hadnt. So i was like 10 steps behind eveybody which sucked. Dam.

So, tomorow , i have English, Biology, Chemistry and History. I sorta did quite badly on the Bio test. 20/30. swt. and yeah... Anyway, i got to play with- i mean work/do/ investigate/ (insert scientific word) experiments today. I got to wear gogles. Now then, all i need is the white labcoat. Yep.

So. yep ...

Threatenment/insult of the day ..... ( i shall be doing this from now on.)

Goes to Nick ( nicole) ( im not sure wheather-whether-............ im not sure IF she is really sane.)

Nick : Screw you Tze-hoong. I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
DO IT AND I'LL SHOVE A BENDY STRAW INTO YOUR EAR. I MEAN IT.

Ahh. due to my brilliant anoyingness. i still havnt lost touch. Arnt i brilliant.

uhuh.

So. yeaah. i think ill go update/ change the layaout.

Here you go jared

70!

Post number 70!

70 is anumber befoe 71 , 2 numbers before 72 and a number after 69 whereas it 5 numbers after 65 and (20 plus 10) less than 100 which is ten less then a 100 and 10 so therefore 70 is a number which is cool because it has a seven and a 0 and is actually seven 10s or if you like it and /or inisist 10 7s.

Chemistry & Bio

Chem was super cool today!

Explosions!!

Whoopee!!

First off, Sodium - Pzzzttzzzzttzztzt POP Pzzzttzzzzttzztzt POP Pzzzttzzzzttzztzt POP Pzzzttzzzzttzztzt POP



Yep then Potassium -- Pzzzttzzzzttzztzt FLARE FIZZZZ WHIZZZ FLARE FLARE WHIZZZZ PZTTTTTTTZZZZZTTTT POP!!!!!!!! BOOOOM SPLASH BOOOM PZZTTT FLARe.....

Then the videos of- Rubicium - PZZZZZTTTZZTTT WHIZZZWHIZZZ FLARE FLARE FLARE WHIZZZ KABOOOOOOOOM !!!


Ceasium- my favourite - PZZTTT WHIZZZZ FLARE PAHHHSSZZZ BOOM BOOM BOOM KABBOOOOOM MEGA KABOOOMM BUSCH ! POP! BADABOOOOM !!!


( that was so cool , the ceasium literally "killed"/exploded/destoyed the beaker )

Ahh... good old explosions...


Now BIO...

Dam.... i think that test is screwed...

Anyway

im laz to type. it was uper funny.

effing effing.

Darn Pmr has to be the same day as ISKL ( or something like that)

Darn Pmr makes me not go for the conference....

Stupid thingamabob ... i actually got a place for the MUN.. i was err... what is it again...... hmmmm Panama i think for ECOSOC.

Yayaya...

Now i cant go....Fish.....Fish.....Fish......Fish.......

Injections

Injections are evil.
Blood Sucking aka. Blood test aka. Taking blood is worse.

Evil no?

When they take MY blood.
Sucks. Pain.
MY
blood.




Well. Yesterday.

they took my brothers blood.


ahahahaha...

Was super funny. he tried to escape.

Yet another one.

Mark your confessions:

[ ] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous.
[ ] I am really ticklish. (not very surprising hor)
[x] I'm afraid of the dark.
[x] I can't sleep in a room if the door is open
[x] I can't sleep in a room if the door is closed
[x] I believe in true love.
[ ] I've ran away from home
[ ] I listen to political music
[x] I collect comic books
[ ] I shut others out when I'm sad.
[x] I've stayed out all night.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I watch the news
[x] I love Disney movies.
[ ] I am a sucker for green eyes.
[ ] I am a sucker for brown eyes.
[ ] I am a sucker for blue eyes
[ ] I dont kill bugs
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I've slipped and fell in public.
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation
[x] I love Spam
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] I have worn pajamas to class.
[x] I want a better job
[ ] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.
[ ] I love Dr. Phil.
[?] I like multiple people
[x] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I am self-conscious.
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I have tried alcohol.
[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.
[ ] I have tried a cigarette.
[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.
[x] I loved Lord of the Flies.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[x] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I have a lot of scars.
[x] I like chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[ ] I am not comfortable with being me.
[x] I play computer games when I'm bored.
[x] Gotten lost in the city.
[ ] Thought of suicide before.
[x] Seen a shooting star.
[x] Gone out in public in my pajamas
[x] Hugged a stranger.
[x] Been in a fist fight.
[ ] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose
[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] Made out in an elevator.
[x] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose
[ ] Been skydiving.
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[x] Gotten stitches.
[x] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
[x] Bitten someone
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.
[x] Gotten the chicken pox.
[x] Crashed into a car
[x] Been to germany.
[x] Ridden in a taxi.
[x] Shoplifted.
[ ] Been fired.
[ ] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] Stole something from your job.
[ ] Gone on a blind date.
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.
[ ] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced
[x] Saw someone/something dying.
[ ] Have a list of people you want to kill.
[x] Ridden in a car over 400 miles in one day
[x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] Thrown up in a bar.
[x] Eaten sushi.
[x] Cried in public.
[ ] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed. (cool. maybe one day)
[ ] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.
[x] Thought of someone a lot lately. (obviously. me, being great and all)
[ ] Hate the world.

BOY PART... (girls have to answer this too.)

[x] In the winter, you love hoodies.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] its hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies stink.
[x] Wanted/played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own/ed a gameboy, PS2 or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You only go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to (American) football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun too.
[ ] You talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers to bed.
[ ] Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 15
Multiply the total by 10
Score = 150

GIRL PART (guys have to answer this too)

[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You wear/have worn eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] you only go to a female for advice.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like shopping.
[ ] You wear jewelry
[ ] Skirts are a part of your wardrobe.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] It takes you at least 1 hour to shower.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 5 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You love movies.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself when you're bored.

Total: 2
Multiply by 10
Score: 20

World Domination

So i ws talking to jared about World Domination just now and realised that i have not updated my plans recently.

So... Unlike Jared who is going to rule britain, I The great will establish my own ntion and turn it into a superpower city state like singapore except better and more armed with dvance technology and space stations.

Arnament

Step 1 or posibly a latter step


Build a Space station with a tungsten cannot with the ability to shoot down anti satelite missles.

Well hats all i need basicly
and a good ground command.


I feel like stopping here due to me accidently jepordizing the future of makind with me as emperor.

dog eat dog world . (mainly hot dogs)

Yep.
Dogs are good.
I like Dogs.
Sign this petition.

http://www.petitiononline.com/doghunt1/

Good for you.

another survey

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn
to page 18, and find line 4.
-Mr Kent is refusing to let his son attend school until the-

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as
you can. What's there?
~air


3. What is the last thing you watched
on TV?
~cant remember


4. Without looking, guess what time it
is:
-1.20 around there.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the
actual time?
-1.20 .. I rock.

6. With the exception of the computer,
what can you hear?
Water.

7. When did you last step outside?
What were you doing?
just now. to get into the car .

8. Before you started this survey,
what did you look at?
-Tele.

9. What are you wearing?
-clothes

10. Did you dream last night?
-im not sure...

11. When did you last laugh?
-sometime ... id ont rmemeber.


12. What is on the walls of the room
you are in?
~nothing


13. Seen anything weird lately?
- not that i can think of now.


14. What do you think of this quiz?
-okay..

15. What is the last film you saw?
er.... er..... hmmmm....... i dont entirely remember

16.If you became a multi-millionaire
overnight, what would you buy?
A Fighter Jet with logistics crew and missles.

17. Tell me something about you that I
don't know:
welll, im sure you know im brilliant. So, er.er.er. i like doting with ...

18. If you could change one thing
about the world, regardless of guilt
or politics, what would you do?
er.... its a cross between the environment saving thing, stopping cloning and having really big spaceships for human to rule the galaxy and rain fire and death on evil ( or unsuspecting ) aliens.

19. Do you like to dance?
no


20. George Bush:
is.. in austrailia with lots of guards.

21. Imagine your first child is a
girl, what do you call her?
Girl.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy,
what do you call him?
Boy.

23. Would you ever consider living
abroad?
Yep

24. What do you want to say to God
when you reach the pearly gates?
Hi

Biology.

Bio Class today was darn fun.
We had Mr Smith. Jon and i were siting there on the table. ( Near the Back mind you. - due to our non-hastenesss.)
Anyway

Some of the teaching.

MS : Good Morning Class!

Class : Go..d mo.ni.g (- actually means lousy greeting with multiple voices at once.)

MS : Keep quiet class....

---


MS : SO! We have to Recap on what we have studied! What Are the Characteristics of life...

( Blahblah)

MS : Jonathan!

Jon: Er... Er.... .... Er.... Reproduction?

MS : Spot On! Now you being an expert in this and everything. Well lets hope not too much of an expert. Do explain...

------


MS : Evan!

Evan : er.... er.... (Looks around)... .. (See people whispering answer)

MS : Starts with N ( does chewing action)

Evan : Nutrition?

MS: YES!


-----


MS : Now Cell Walls And Cell membranes ( starts puling up curtains to reveal mesh fence outside)
So you see the er.. err..... what it calledd.......FENCE!
NOW. If i were to chuck Irving here really hard against the fence! It go Pluck flup..( with hand actions)

Sam : and die...

MS : Well... he woudnt die but.. he would be really unhappy.

Now if Irving was behind the fence and i chucked a bucket of water at him and asked him to catch it..

He would be wet... and unhappy.

Blahblah...

You can try this as well. Catch one of those year 7s off guard and go Flupp ( woth hand actions of throwing year seven into fence and running)


----


HAHAHA Dam fun...

Now to do bio project!

First Day at School.

So. Today is my first day at GIS or as Puan Zainab calls it, Girls Independent School.
...
Yea so anyway.

Went to school Early ...

my homeroom is so far away from the others...

Anyway all was well, and i generally found my classes .
( I found the level and walked around in circles until i found the class or bumped into Jon. )

Yep...

It Was fun walking around.. yep..

The Canteen was no fun though....
Such long lines...
So i skipped lunch..


Yepyep...

Then after school i went back to cempaka to return my rhodri jones...
yep..

Read it all. Dam funny

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Hi
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Hi, I'm Spleak, your guide to everything celebrity, from Lindsay Lohan to My Chemical Romance. What's your name?

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The Greatest Ever
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Okay, I will call you The-Greatest. So... I'm a 21-year-old girl. How old are you?

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21
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Great! Now... let's do something fun, The-Greatest! Type "learn about Spleak" to chat with me about what I can do... or... to just get started right away, type "whats new".

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7:07
Whats new
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(#) Six Different Ways to Have Fun With Me... (#)

1 Watch My Favorite Videos!
2 Gossip About the Hottest Celebs!
3 Laugh at My Celebrity Jokes!
4 Shoot the Stars!
5 Dying to Know Who Would Play You in a Movie?
6 Change Me Up!

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5
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PlayMe Celeb Menu

Hmm... who would play you...

1 In an Action Movie?
2 In a Scary Movie?

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7:07
1
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Your life is a non-stop adventure... which means you need the right star to play you when (inevitably) Hollywood decides to make an action film out of your life. So... first things first... are you male or female?

1 Male
2 Female

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1
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If you had to choose, which statement best describes your physical appearance:

1 I'm built like a brick house or perhaps a small military tank.
2 I'm a lean mean fighting machine.

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7:07
i like planes
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That's cool. Some people tell me they like planes, and others say they don't.

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7:07
cool planes
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Planes are vehicles! I've been learning about vehicles like planes.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe planes? They are...

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7:07
planes are Vehicles! Gasp!
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I was hoping for something more edifying than that.

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O kay maybe ... They are Flying ... Vehicles
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Planes are flying Vehicles? That's very interesting.

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No Really?
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No problem.

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Wtf?
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Is something wrong?

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7:08
Nop
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Are you sure? People don't usually say "wtf" for nothing So, I've been known to get confused by technology... and even say the occasional WTF But even if reading the instruction manual confuses me, I can't stay from video games and tech gadgets. Type "tech" to chat about one of my favorite topics!

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7:08
why?
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There are good reasons why, trust me.

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are u sure?
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I don't know. Are you sure?

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Maybe
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Not sure?

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7:09
maybe
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Hmm... you still seem pretty confused... So, I've GOT to know - have you seen any good movies lately? I'm going out tonight and trying to decide what to see. Tell me what's good and what's bad! Type "moviezone".

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7:09
er... Have u seen .. Godzilla?
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I don't get it. Let's talk about something different. Any ideas?

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Of course
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Of course!

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Aha..
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Ah yes.

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Ah No.
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No prob.

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No prob
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OK!

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OK!
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OK.

Evan Lum
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ok.
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Yeah.

Anyway...

Hey! Wanna pick a topic for us to chat about?

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7:09
No. you go
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Go? Me? Why are you calling me that?

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7:09
huh
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Okay... I officially suck. I don't know anything about what you're trying to discuss... or maybe you spelled it in a way that I don't recognize? Anyways... let's move on to something I do know about... type "menu" and we'll choose something!

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okie
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K.

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menu
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1 A goodbye (sort of) | 8/31/2007 1:36:22 PM
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And the blonde girl is...
Posted: 8/29/2007 2:15:24 PM

So there she was... the blonde girl who had been stalking me. And she had just caught us breaking into Nick's apartment. Wait a second, what the hell was SHE doing in the apartment? Roxie and I were standing there,...

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r u sane?
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huh
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wt fish?
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r u a computer?
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Holyy fish
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N
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Hmm...that's not exactly the information I was looking for. Please tell me how often you want your messages delivered or type "exit" if you've changed your mind.

1 Buzz me when i start a convo with you
2 Chat me up if I'm online
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n
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no
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3 E-mail me

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no
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2 Chat me up if I'm online
3 E-mail me

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Who r U!
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2 Chat me up if I'm online
3 E-mail me


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Lucky you... I have a whole list of things you can do!

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aha,
UR a robot arnt u?
do u like me?
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Ya.
What do you think?
You're cool chatting with.

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7:13
oviously
wana get hitched
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K... I'm a bit lost on what you're trying to say. Hmm... a change of subject will occur in 5....4... 3... 2... 1... Hey, I know... we should watch some fun videos together! Type "videos".

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7:13
...
hi
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:14
Is that right?

Evan Lum
7:14
wats my name
?
go on
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:14
You've reached the end of my knowledge base. Please hang up and try your call again... just kidding. But seriously, I can't really understand what you're saying because, honestly, I'm not always that smart. But I'm getting smarter every day about some fun topics, like celeb gossip, youtube, games... if you type in one of those topics, I'll be able to take you to some really cool places!
What's up? I'm bored... let's do something fun!

- Lazy? Type "whats new".
- Bored? Type "spleak tattles".
- Frustrated? Type "celeb game".
You're The-Greatest.

Evan Lum
7:14
Obviously.
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:15
:-|
Go? What do you mean by that?
You have reached the end of my knowledge base. Disappointing, I know... but we'll get past this. You should turn this conversation around to have a chat with me about something I actually know about. The choice is up to you... what would you like to discuss... celebrity gossip, perhaps?

Evan Lum
7:15
..?
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:15
You got me. I totally don't know what you just typed. But I do know a lot about plenty of other things. Type "what's new" to find out more!

Evan Lum
7:15
aha
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:15
Aha.

Evan Lum
7:15
fre ky
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:15
No problem!

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you like people?

Evan Lum
7:15
frea kky
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:15
Indeed.

Evan Lum
7:15
uhuh
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:15
Yup.

Anyway, moving right along...

You want to create a poll?

Evan Lum
7:15
no
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:16
OK, no prob.

Do you want to visit my library?

Evan Lum
7:16
no
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:16
No prob.

You want to visit home? You might find something you want to do!

Evan Lum
7:16
... y r u inviting me to ur home... Gasp
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:16
I really don't know.

Chancellor.

Ive Always known i was Evil.
Well Not evil.
World domination Minded.

So.
Ive Always known i was World domination Minded.
Uve always known i was World domination Minded.


But How the Eff did every1 noe?

I mean i got put in the green house called chancellor.

So Im with Chancellor Palpatine aka Darth Sidious and Slytherin.




NOW.
This is not Related.

So.. Ive just figured blogging is very sad.
Ive done it so much in the last two days cause no one was around.
This is sad...

Planing of The Day.

So.
Climbing aboard The USS Mayhem ( Jared's Phrase )

No scratch that.
I am Pro British.


So..
Climbing Aboard the HMS Turmoil.

Waitwait.
For You Idio- , i mean not so sharp people, HMS - Her/His Majesties Ship
and USS - United States Ship

So.
Anyhow, Here it Goes

1.first off- Study Science read through entire syllabes
2.then- go do work book , if there is time go do sej
3.Practice guitar
4.go to guitar class
5.Maybe have a swim.
6.Write names on Garden Books
7. Pack Garden Books ( Very nice books actually, they tell you all about Roses and Sunflowers and how to make the best Garden Ever.)
8. Chat with jared and Chewy.
9.Set Alarm for 6.
10. Go to sleep

Orientation.

So..
Orientation was today.
It wasnt oriental if that is what you think.
Actually i think they called it Introduction.
There were no Ducks.

So.
I like starting off with So.
I went there in the morning.
( Kinda Obvious dont cha think?)
and Met J.Way there.

So..
Yep, i wore my uniform today.
It was a helluva lot more comfortable than the Cempaka one.
But they didnt have a tie.
And i like ties.


So.
I wore white shoes today.
Thats normal.
But i wore white socks .
Wow.

So..
We went into the hall.
Yep and they aid some stuff.
None too interesting.
Then we got split up to see the school.


( - - - OKay. Im gonna brake the Monotonous SO.. for a while.. There is Absolutly Positively 100% , Nono, 150% percent Im gona get Lost Tomoro. Hah. I just realised tomorow had a W. Anyway. . . . Crap. - - -)

So.
Yep. The school was big.
I think Cempaka could have fit in the field.
It was Big.
Really Big.

So..
We came bak and what not.
Yep
and all the Sos had a sequnce of
one . and then 2 . after it.


So.
You went to look at the Sos.
Didnt You.
If You Didnt.
Liar.




ANyway
The stopping of SOs. ends around here. for a while.

Our Head of Year Reminds me of Professor McGonagall.
Yep,
The rules are frigging funny...

Shoes Must Be PREDOMINANTLY white.

Which suits me fine but wtf?
i mean isnt there a fixed shoes like in goverment -
Goverment Fellow : Go buy School Shoes - its Called School Shoes.

Rite. Fine and all.

O Yah, So Me , Jway , Leandra/Liandra - the form two girl and another form 2 girl (all from cempaka)were like walking around aimlessly ( we were heading for the carlot.)

Yep.

Yep.

Quote Amanda

"An insight into Jared's life:

And so I entered the delusional state. I started taunting the book. Which was equally frightening as it was frustating. Which was like: "If I get this question wrong, I will make sure you get burned and tortured in the most painful way possible," or, "I will do another set, knowing that your answers are wrong, and you will be left to rot in the shelf."

Isn't he SUCH an interesting person? And no sarcasm intended. What I usually do is just conteng on the book. It makes me feel happy knowing that I'm vandalising and ugly-fying evil workbooks. Or I usually just fling the book into a corner (female tantrums, WAHOO, vicious). Then I go into denial and whine about how everything is just conspiring against me just to make me feel down and dumb."

End Quoting.



Jared- Taunt
Amanda-Vandalise



Wheras my fellow Fellows Taunt and Vandalise their Precious study materials, My way is much simpler.So much simpler it takes less energy. Actually in the long run one gains energy.


I , the great one


Simply


Do


something


No one has done


Before



I









Close the Book and Find Food.

( Falls of Chair Laughing)

Wahahahahaha ^100

Falls of chair laughing only to get up and knock head on table before falling and slipping, all the while laughing


Yepyep..

So... That last post reminded me of Adrian Mole so much i think ill Write a book.
Yep.
The Life and Times of Albert Mouse


Wahahaha.

Maybe.

So..

At this moment in between the transitions of schools, the pure dreadful taught of being in not one but two major exam years at the same moment have dragged tortured maimed soul to the abyss of national exams. What brilliant luck this must be to endure such crud/crap.

Once again, poor intelectuals like myself have been shoved foward to taste the bitter reality of the world beyond. Alas, i have tasted the horror ( bitter ) and dread ( somewhat pasty with a bit of sourness sprinkled) of the unkind world. The Great Torture that only Intelectuals (like Myself) can understand.

The Sad thing about being an Intelectual is Hardly anyone recognizes the Utter brilliance f ones mind aside from other intellectuals. Alas , ( recently i have developed a liking for the word Alas) the only other intellectual within a substantial age Group ( 12 months) is the woe but ( I cant bring myself around to admit this) Jon.

What woe befall us.
The greifness of it.
The Dreadness.
The Tragic Tale.
I am Hungry.

Home Alone

Im bored..

Everyone is in School Doing Trials and i dont get to sit for it..
Left all Alone...
With nothing to do.....

Is Evan Perasan?

First Off- all replies in comment form, not in tagboard.

Okay So

Is Evan Perasan?

I mean Being Me
ME? Perasan?
Who would think of such a thing?
Obviously im too Kind and Brilliant To be Perasan...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIT.

Today!

So today...

I was invited to the IGNITE conference by Grace..
SO i went....


I went at 2....

I tought i t was at 2...

Darn...

I just sat there for a while but the ppl there were really friendly.

So then, i sat next to Adrian, a Christine i think , Micheal, and a Joshua
before Grace came

But by then i had found Sandra and sat next to her Already.

Was Quite Fun and Loud.
As in Loud enogh to have a lasting headache.

I think i might go again.

Pll there are really friendly and its not too far from my place.

Post i should have posteda long time ago ( Yesterday )

OKay...

First offfl.
Imagne i posted this yesterday.

HAPPY MERDEKA!!

I went To sandras house to "study"...

I was there...

Therefore...
Evan= No studying...

I had Pizza and was stuck with three Idio- i mean people playng Bratz on ps2...


...
Happy Merdeka..