COMPUTER = EVilness

Word Equations:

Computer = Evil

Computer + Games = Nesscary Evil

Computer + Internet = Evil disguised as Greatness

Evan = epitome of all that is great + Brilliance + Voice 1+ Voice 2+ World Domination + World Power + The greatness of all that is great!


Anyway, the effing computer is an effing distraction because it is effing distracting . This is cause by the many distractions inhabiting the computer. Effing distractions. I wanted to study today. I was doing a sej pmr test and only manage to do 30 questions in one and a half hours.................... Mother effing dips&*t piece of crapping technology that is so wonderfully importantly brilliant! Curses!

Effing Curses!!

Harry Potter came out today.....
I used to know everything bout the book.. even all the spells and stuff.... like names..... and i used to remember the plot as well.... i even used to remember what the frigging book is about......... Now i dont even know what happened in the sixth book at all except Dumbledore died.

I remember it like it was 6 years ago.

6 years ago in std four, i used to go to Kareems house twice a week before going to Puan Azizah. We used to snek into this apartment by scaling the wall and jumping over the fence. There we made our headqaurters where we had our potions and magic boooks. We had made our own spells like..... Dam....... i just remember good one but it slipped...... then we made potions from the plants which we had just so happened to name........ we made a stink bomb...... it worked............................... Then the neighbour found out and scolded us one day while we were jumping over the fence and scaling down the wll to go back to kreems house.

So... we had to move our HQ to a small clearing in a pile of bushes which looked quite cool actually. Our Cauldren.....Couldren.....Big Pot, was in the middle. Well. actually it was more like a small pot.... maybe even a smaller one...........Now that i think about it, i think we used a paper cup. Yeah. Those were the good old days..


O..

I suddenly rebered Mr Lee. Man, were his classes funny.
Everyone had nicknames
eg:
Jack Chong : Miser
Evan : Monitor
Jon : Songboy
Brian : Tambi
Raja : Raja Tandas
Kenneth : China man
Haikal : Devil


Man that was funny

Mr Lee write question on board.

points at brian- do the question
Wrong--India goes to back of class
Raja ---Wrong--- back of class
Kenneth---wrong---back of class

So the Indian,China Man and malay got it wrong

Then Haikal----Correct!!!

Mr lee : see, the De--l got it rite...


then there was the black hole, life story, how to kill a person, u hate me i hate u, Macbeth, dun do stupid stuff behind ppls back, squish Jacks hand, and many more.


Ohhh

i remember the first day of skool
Then- Puan Rani was our CLass teacher
I was walking around with David following evry1 down to the canteen. Then we were suppose to copy down the time table. We both had testpads in our bag but then,


we were laz to take them out... wait... nooo... our bags were in our home room.. we had homerooms then....... So we were like Hi..... can we have a testpad......Sure.... thanks...........Im evan... Im david....Im ga joon......So..... Hi....

Then we went to the homeroom and
We were sitting in front of Ga and Jack Jaccobs
So we were like... Hi......

Hi.
So...
Im Evan
Im david
Im Gajoon
Im jack...
Oh...
okay
So.....
Hi....

Then GASP By some stroke of funny luck! i was elected monitor and joanne was asistant. but had no idea who she was at the time.
Rite-
Then i sat in like the front seat middle for like most of the year..Then there was maths, so fun Mrs Chandran we got like four maths periods on thursdays. Anway,David was on my left. Some girl was on my right.. it was chooiern

Hi...
Hi...
Im evan
He is David
Hi
Im chooi ern
Sorry?
Chooi ern
yeah....
Hi Cuui ernnnn
Chooi ern....
Yeah...
Hi...

Then behind us were Sam, Grace and Tze wei..
Then i met kenneth by talking to him abut Meet the Fockers for three weeks long in the labs.. i always hated the labs....
Haikal measured his ----- there. We had encik ramsah.
So in the end i met evryone and moral was fun*. Then one day, me, kenneth and other sdidnt go on a field trip and we were hoping around class like bunnys.
Rite.. form one was fun... so many projects, and mr wong was new then also........



And all i wanted to say was tht the computer was distracting

< Sigh>