Cempaka

Yesterday was my last day in cempaka
And what did i get?
Money?
Free Meals?
Free Drinks?

Noooo

I got choclate in my face...

Can u believe that!

Choclate !
On Me!


Disgustiing
...

Revolting..

Now the, if it was vanilla,

it would have been different.

I like Vanilla.
Or even better! Coffee!.










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Yeesh- i hate uploading pics-

Ola

Yesterday,
my godbrother came over
Even though schoolday
he slept over..

Nvmm

U see, i dun care much for schooll...

Ive known this fella since he was like a month old ...






He broke my toys yesterday,
























He is Four years old.







So cute right??

Genius

My true genius in explaining guitar chords.

[22:36:56] @ says:
b minor 7
[22:37:01] @ says:
er
[22:37:02] @ says:
like
[22:37:40] @ says:
/ / / / / /
/o / o / /
/ / o / o /
[22:37:47] @ says:
o is finger

Ipod shuffle

Ipod shuffle instructions





Brillliant aint it.

Insights.

Patriotism

scream, because she won't risk it for you says:
how to be patriotic in an essay??????

Evan says:
er

Evan says:
malaysia rocks ^ 1000000

scream, because she won't risk it for you says:
and how does malaysia rock?

Evan says:
malaysia stones

Evan says:
got lot of pantai ma

Evan says:
so

Evan says:
used to rock

scream, because she won't risk it for you says:
so malaysia sands?

Evan says:
now only sand

scream, because she won't risk it for you says:
....

scream, because she won't risk it for you says:
wow

scream, because she won't risk it for you says:
you are SO logical

Evan says:
yep!

Evan says:
i noe





And i am labeled the think you noe everything by The book!
Leon is noe it al
chooi ern is No girl
amanda is whiner

a post for the sake of posting

a post for the sake of posting.

Sake taste funny.
Wine taste better.

Anyway, Yep.
I have nothing to talk about.
yep.


I like my Gis books.
Really fancy compared to our current syllabes.
Yep.


yep.
yepyep
yepyepyep
yepyepyepyep
yeepyepyepyepyep
yepyepyepyepyepyep


can u spot the yeep.


I like cheese.
formage.
yellowy substance
fermented thing
le cheesy ( lousy english french)
Da Chese ( lousy germanic english cheese)
Si, Cheesee ( Spanish???)
Excellente, Chesey cheeseee ( italian???)

Chat with Jared

16:06:14] Jared. says:
join me
[16:06:23] e v a n. says:
hi
[16:06:31] Jared. says:
and together we will make upper bloggingdom echelons
[16:06:39] e v a n. says:
aha.
[16:06:41] Jared. says:
blogging is fun
[16:06:48] e v a n. says:
i see.



And now !

For my speech on going to the uper echelons!

Nevermind. Im lazy

Places

Rite.

Places and whats the first thing that comes to mind.


England : Tea
France : Eiffel Tower
Germany : Silver Cars
Greenland : Snow
Italy : Boots
Spain : Tapas
Portugal : White
Greece : Alexander the Great
Russia : Fur
Austrailia : Koala
China : Spitting
Africa : Poor
Egypt : Pharoah
Usa : BIG everything
Canada : Americans with french berets
Mexico : Guitars
Thailand : Rice
Japan : Colourful street signs
Death Star : Han Solo
Star Wars : Stars
Simpsons : Donut
Cinema : Cineleisure
Evanland : Shock and Awe
Chewieland : place in clouds with lots of wookies
Moon : Neil Armstrong
Mars : Red
Venus : Blue
Neptune : Cold Blue
Pluto : Small cold blue
Internet : Computer screen
Photoshop : Feather
Nest : Nest

book of wits.

The Book.
For some people who dont believe i have it.






It inverted if you didnt know and taught it might be in russian.

Just in case you didnt know.

Mary had a Little Lamb!

Chooi ern looks like Mary.
Go visit Chooierns blog and look

Convo ( teasing ) chooi ern

[22:00:34] miss random joins conversation
[22:00:36] e v a n. says:
Mary had a little lamb
[22:00:40] e v a n. says:
little lamb
[22:00:43] e v a n. says:
little lamb
[22:00:44] miss random says:
=.=
[22:01:03] e v a n. says:
Mary had a little lamb
little lamb

little lamb
[22:01:04] e v a n. says:
Mary had a little lamb
little lamb

little lamb
[22:01:08] e v a n. says:
hahaha
[22:01:14] e v a n. says:
Back from the future
[22:01:17] miss random says:
do i look like her?
[22:01:18] miss random says:
LOL
[22:01:27] e v a n. says:
did se tell you what ur gona become
[22:01:32] e v a n. says:
rule the world?
[22:01:38] e v a n. says:
move to myammar?
[22:01:42] miss random says:
IDIOT
[22:01:42] miss random says:
=.=
[22:01:45] miss random says:
do i look like her :S
[22:01:46] e v a n. says:
hahaha
[22:01:49] e v a n. says:
yep
[22:01:52] e v a n. says:
Mary
[22:01:54] miss random says:
BAH?
[22:01:56] miss random says:
PFT
[22:01:58] e v a n. says:
Mary
[22:02:16] e v a n. says:
hahha
[22:02:20] e v a n. says:
look at my
[22:02:21] e v a n. says:
name
[22:02:26] miss random says:
?
[22:02:33] e v a n. says:
only one lamb rite?
[22:02:41] miss random says:
uh?
[22:03:08] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
mary had a little lamb
[22:03:10] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
swt
[22:03:16] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
i coudnt stop laughing
[22:03:16] miss random says:
shututp la
[22:03:16] miss random says:
=.=
[22:03:22] miss random says:
WHAT
[22:03:23] miss random says:
SO
[22:03:23] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
suddenly gotthr picture there
[22:03:24] miss random says:
FUNNY
[22:03:24] miss random says:
HUH
[22:03:27] miss random says:
fool :S
[22:03:28] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
haahahahahahahaha
[22:03:34] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
Cooi ern in the future
[22:03:37] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
Wahahahahaha
[22:03:43] miss random says:
eh
[22:03:45] miss random says:
my blog layout
[22:03:46] miss random says:
nice nice :S
[22:03:57] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
ok
[22:04:03] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
hahah
[22:04:05] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
ok
[22:04:06] miss random says:
x)
[22:04:07] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
okay
[22:04:10] miss random says:
OKAY ENOUGH
[22:04:12] miss random says:
SUCKER
[22:04:14] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
stop laughing
[22:04:24] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
future chooiern
[22:04:30] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
wah
[22:04:34] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
looking at pic now
[22:04:36] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
so funn
[22:04:37] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
y
[22:04:39] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
go smile
[22:04:42] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
hahahahah
[22:04:45] miss random says:
=.=

( edited)

2 minits later


[22:06:49] miss random says:
=.=
[22:06:50] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
go look at my blog
[22:06:53] miss random says:
ok
[22:07:18] miss random says:
OMG LA
[22:07:21] miss random says:
USELESS BOY
[22:07:33] e v a n. Mary had a Little Lamb! says:
Heheheheheh

F-35 Lightning II

The F-35 Lightning 2 is like th second best plane in the world. Fighter plane. Super cool
My Favourite is the F-35B
Vtol
Whihc means it can take off verticl- Verticly ---Er

er

It can fly upwards.

Yeah . so cool
Brand new .
Then!
I saw it in Die hard four. So cool

Avenue Q

Yada Da

" If You were Gay"

Avenue Q Rocks.

If you were gay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLGt6Ym_9II&mode=related&search=

It sucks to be me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw3KW7WJtYM

Yep.

Its late and i wanted to write something long
so...
ill write something short
I predict many spelling mistakes and rubbish in this post.

Okay.

Cee I perdikted manni spallinging Nistackes.
Alco a lot of RUbbish.

Rubbish ^ 100

Whoa.

Im going to sleep.

Lunch

Hahaha.. had Lunch ( Not dinner ) with jon today.
My mom talked to his mom,
my dad to his dad,
Me and jon,
My brother and his Playstation...


Yep..
Fish....
They swim..
Fish......
I dont rember what i said, cept some stuff bout GIS and some conspiracy in the toilet and weikens funny SMSs.

yep...

I just did 3 Sej Papers!!
Sucess!!
Oh Rite, That reminds me......
Im scared for sej marks tomro.....
swt
Swt..

Stop sweating...


I use to get A - 90+ though out last year
Now this year 75 +

swt...
Then Leongkhim got B and cempka class apparently did horrific. Swt... Must get at least 82...
Other wise everything seems to be okay.
except... Bm...
And kh
KH- 78!! Wtf!!
and i could have gotten 85 but changed the frigging answers
and 1 of them i blame myself for sleeping
Wel..
not sleeping but Mind wandering.... to .... another... place....

Fish
... Swim...

Anyway, Maths and Geo were Okay.
Both 88.
I woudnt mind 98.

Yep. Wanted at least 6 As ...
Now maybe 5
or even 4 if sej turns out bad.
And Bm... not much chance...

Never was...
Frigging language...
Changing sentences around and funny words..

I say... Should be able to drop BM.
Fishing thing.

O
and on Friday, i gave Printha, and to a certan extent..Jane , a lesson on WW1 and WW2. But then they mainly like to see the Red flag with the swastika and hitlers moustache. And then Printha went on saying Nazis were bad about jews and Jane saying the moustave was cool and Armand and haikal Laughing at the drawing hitler made when he was young.

Yep....

Then i was * forced * to watch anime.. It wasnt too bad...
The guy was cool with his gun and blowing up everything..

Then...
Yeah then...
Saturday nothing also. the day just went by...

Convo with Grace

gracey. says: hey?

e v a n. says: hey?

gracey. says: do you happen to know what's cempaka's timetable for tomo?

e v a n. says: absolutely

e v a n. says: positively

e v a n. says: not

gracey. says: wow thanks evan

gracey. says: =.=

e v a n. says: no prob




Okay.

New story today.

..

Cnt think.
NVM.

Blogging

Blogging is a very tiring task.

Evan's head :

( Lets go blog )

Opens computer

( darn, i have ot type.... dam... work.... fish.... )

Opens page

( What to say ... Cant decide on one...)

Signs in.

Clicks new post

( Arghh, work.... i know! i havnt played the piano in so long! )

Goes and play piano.

Thinks of witty things like - or maybe read somewhre...

" When i went to play the piano, they laughed at me ..... When i began to play , they laughed even more..."

After 10 minutes

( hmmm, since im already doing piano, lets go play guitar.)

10 minutes later

( i wonder what on the tele )

half an hour later

( i think i should study ... Nah... Okay maybe...)

Doe a test


( I wonder how - * put something here * - this works...)

Goes to wiki

onne hour later

( Oh rite... i wana blog...)

Goes to page

( Fish... work...)

Go read other blogs...

( Okay! time for blogging. O. would you look at the time, time to sleep. Ah well, theres always tomro.)

I am Evan

Hi.




Got this from armand.

Looks like something i would write...
Okay. maybe not so mean....
I would ask....


Wha color is your car. If its black mybe its to hot.

Conversations

Things people have said :

[21:36:17] <----Ыэасн воήэ & ыасќ----> says:
ull regret it

[20:25:36] Jared. says:
helo

[20:16:26] Blurry says:
have u installed it?

18:58:33] *wwf Raian - I gaze at you with eyes that seem to crumble (lelouch) says:
heyhey


Believe says:
IN BED

[21:43:50] e v a n. says:
Evan rocks

[21:21:45] chewy says:
sejawah

[21:39:57] Earl of Pudding says:
ok



Conversation starts

[21:40:29] e v a n. says:
hi
[21:40:29] Rizzo joins conversation
[21:40:31] e v a n. says:
say something
[21:40:45] Rizzo says:
hello
[21:40:49] Rizzo says:
something
[21:40:56] e v a n. says:
hi

Conversation ends


19:37:41] - мєllу - [ study ] says:
not have to


Conversation starts

[21:41:36] e v a n. says:
hi.
[21:42:04] fading *help joins conversation
[21:42:17] fading *help says:
hello!
[21:43:00] e v a n. says:
hi

conversation ends




Yep

( Insert another word here)

1. Are you taller than your mom?
yep

2. What color is ur phone?
blue

3. What is the closest thing to you?
I think my hads are actually touching the computer now....

4. What song is your ringtone?
A song from the phone...

5. Does anything hurt on your body
right now?
nop.

6. What color is your favorite
pillow?
er... i think its white.

8. Had a nap today?
nop..

9. Gold or Silver
Silver! But then Gold is gold.... But then silver is so shiny..... i go with Shiny

10. Is there an animal that creeps
you out?
nop.
Wait.
yeah.
black cats at night.

11. Hello, how are you?
Hi, okay, im not gona ask how are you.

12. Did you go ice skating as a kid?
yep, .... i fell..

13. Ever have stitches?
Hell No.
unless you mean lilo and stich . i watched that a lot last time.

14. Favorite non-alcoholic drink?
sprite

15. What's something you want to do
before you die?
rule the universe. and live a super long life.

16. Have you ever caught something on
fire?
er... a candle. or a fire...

17. Have you ever seen a ghost?
no. dont plan to.

18.Have you ever drank alcohol?
( whistling)

19. Do you know how to use chop
sticks?
yeap

20. Name something good that happened
today.
i got a bunch of As for KH

21. What room are you in?
my room.

22. Are you worried about something?
not ruling the world, exams

23. Do you take daily medications?
nop

24. Ever been in a fight?
( whistling again)

25. Are you wearing nailpolish?
Lemme think... no.

26. Favorite color?
blue or green.

27. Insie or Outsie?
inside

28. Ever used an Ouija board?
No way...

29. Sweet or Sour?
er.... hard one...... cant decide.

30. Sun or Moon?
Sun.

31. What shoes did you wear today?
Shoes . that i wore to school.

32. Favorite eye color of the
opposite sex?
dunno. Brown?

33. Most important quality in any
relationship?
I am Master of the universe!

34. Favorite zombie movie?
Cant decide.

35 Time of day you were born?
morning i think

36 Do you know your blood type?
Yes.

37. Have you ever cheated/been
cheated?
Hell yes. Who hasnt?
In form 1 there was... ( 10 hours later ) That was fun.

And being cheated. Dam monkeys. Scaming me from my money.
... Okay. maybe i paid them cause i tought it was cool.

38.Do you know how to kill a zombie?
BIG GUN.

39. What would you spend 5000 on
right now if you were handed it?
5000!
... I dunno actually...

40. Name something annoying in public
transport?
idiots.

41. Would you ever change your name?
no. Maybe add something like :
Lord Evan
His Lordship Sir Evan
Emperor Evan
King Evan
Evan Almighty
His Highness, the Lordship, The mighty emperor, Sir Evan the Mightiest


42. Did you grow up in the city or
country?
city and country. malaysia actually.

43. Would you ever consider going on
a reality tv show if offered a large
sum of money?
Money......
Says it all.


44. Have you flown in your dreams?
Yep. in a plane.

(Insert Word Here) .

Simpsons.



The Best Movie Ever.
In the History of Mankind.



Spoiler of Funny Parts.

For a bit.
Go away if u duwan see.
Then come back and scroll down for others.













Bart Skatesboard down naked.

Ralph " .... I like boys now "

HAHAAHHAA.








No spoilers now.


I went to watch it with Kareem and Boy.
Boy being Bother. ( Spelt Correctly : Brother )

Rocked.
Best
Homer
Rocks
Rocks



Okay.


The Rest of the Week was Okaaay...

Monday Science was Okay..
Tuesday Geo was good.
3 As 1 B
2 of them 90+


Then Wednesday was okay.
Sejarah.
Actually felt like Studying.....
Then went to school and first test got 75...
SHOCK.

EVAN GOT 75!
GASP!


Thats a B by the way..

Evan is suppose to Get As all the time....

That day was oka i guess in the end. with 3 As and 2 Bs.

Today was KH.. Okay also.
3 As 1 B. Okay i guess considering ive never really been good at kh.


So...
If monday was okay,
tuesday was okay,
wednesday was okay,

thursday will be........

Fill n the blank.

Anything Negative r bad will not be accepted.


( Fixes anti-negativity sheild )

( does Anti-Idiot Spell - Argh. Unable. Too. Many. Idiots. Argh )

( Sets up Idiot proof Stone Wall - Sends Homer to try to get past. Runs into wall. Runs into wall again. " Doh! Cant seem to pass!"- SUCESSS! )

Okay!





So ..

V1 : I Rock

V2: U Stone..

V1 : O yeah! Fine... That means I Pebbles As well.

V2 : yeah.... And your brain is as large as a sand. Smart.

V1 : YEAH! .. .. .. waaaiitt a miniute. NOOOO!!

V2 : NO? So your not an idiot?

V1 : YEah!

V2 : Yeah! your an idiot!

V1 : Nooooooo

V2 : No , your not smart?

v1 : ARGHHHH!! My brain......

( Silence )



V2 : .. .. .. .. .. .. idiot .. .. .. .. .. ..





Anyway, ive decided to end witha short story.

Comeon.....

ThinkThinkThink....


Okay!

So....

Here it Goes!










There It Goes!







Wait!


Its Coming Back!



Okay!




Yep.

Coming anytime now.

...


There was a boy. His Name was Thomas Bob Mark The One hundredth and fiftenth. He would not have sucked that lolipop if he had known it would signal the end of a Civilization. But he didnt know it so he sucked the lolipop anyway.

The Civiliation ended. Six billion lives lost.

Unluckily For Tom, he had just swallowed an entire civilization which was living a peaceful existane on the lolipop and were actually quite intelligent. They had figured out the wheel and air fresherner and were just about to discover the telescope which would lead them to see the great beyond, which was in fact the lolipop wrapper. If they had discovered the telescope and the great beyond and their insignificance in the universe they would have died.

This happens all the time. On the verge of Discovering the Telescope, a civilization will be eradicated, whether on a loaf of bread or chewing gum. If they are not demolished, they would all die and cause the food substance to Rot. Therefore, the people who pack the food had made an extremly clever deduction and found out how to put the expiry date on food packages. Hence the expiry date.


Tom waled down the alley and found a hundred birds facing him. He saw them everyday. different ones of course but the birds were always there...... Somehow he knew their names and how they flew and everything, without even looking it up.
He gave the regular ones names and he tought they could understand him. They always focked to him. Must be knida cool.
He, obvously he didnt know it , was the God of Birds.




He hated it.



To be continued.