The Best Movie Ever.
In the History of Mankind.
Spoiler of Funny Parts.
For a bit.
Go away if u duwan see.
Then come back and scroll down for others.
Bart Skatesboard down naked.
Ralph " .... I like boys now "
HAHAAHHAA.
No spoilers now.
I went to watch it with Kareem and Boy.
Boy being Bother. ( Spelt Correctly : Brother )
Rocked.
Best
Homer
Rocks
Rocks
Okay.
The Rest of the Week was Okaaay...
Monday Science was Okay..
Tuesday Geo was good.
3 As 1 B
2 of them 90+
Then Wednesday was okay.
Sejarah.
Actually felt like Studying.....
Then went to school and first test got 75...
SHOCK.
EVAN GOT 75!
GASP!
Thats a B by the way..
Evan is suppose to Get As all the time....
That day was oka i guess in the end. with 3 As and 2 Bs.
Today was KH.. Okay also.
3 As 1 B. Okay i guess considering ive never really been good at kh.
So...
If monday was okay,
tuesday was okay,
wednesday was okay,
thursday will be........
Fill n the blank.
Anything Negative r bad will not be accepted.
( Fixes anti-negativity sheild )
( does Anti-Idiot Spell - Argh. Unable. Too. Many. Idiots. Argh )
( Sets up Idiot proof Stone Wall - Sends Homer to try to get past. Runs into wall. Runs into wall again. " Doh! Cant seem to pass!"- SUCESSS! )
Okay!
So ..
V1 : I Rock
V2: U Stone..
V1 : O yeah! Fine... That means I Pebbles As well.
V2 : yeah.... And your brain is as large as a sand. Smart.
V1 : YEAH! .. .. .. waaaiitt a miniute. NOOOO!!
V2 : NO? So your not an idiot?
V1 : YEah!
V2 : Yeah! your an idiot!
V1 : Nooooooo
V2 : No , your not smart?
v1 : ARGHHHH!! My brain......
( Silence )
V2 : .. .. .. .. .. .. idiot .. .. .. .. .. ..
Anyway, ive decided to end witha short story.
Comeon.....
ThinkThinkThink....
Okay!
So....
Here it Goes!
There It Goes!
Wait!
Its Coming Back!
Okay!
Yep.
Coming anytime now.
...
There was a boy. His Name was Thomas Bob Mark The One hundredth and fiftenth. He would not have sucked that lolipop if he had known it would signal the end of a Civilization. But he didnt know it so he sucked the lolipop anyway.
The Civiliation ended. Six billion lives lost.
Unluckily For Tom, he had just swallowed an entire civilization which was living a peaceful existane on the lolipop and were actually quite intelligent. They had figured out the wheel and air fresherner and were just about to discover the telescope which would lead them to see the great beyond, which was in fact the lolipop wrapper. If they had discovered the telescope and the great beyond and their insignificance in the universe they would have died.
This happens all the time. On the verge of Discovering the Telescope, a civilization will be eradicated, whether on a loaf of bread or chewing gum. If they are not demolished, they would all die and cause the food substance to Rot. Therefore, the people who pack the food had made an extremly clever deduction and found out how to put the expiry date on food packages. Hence the expiry date.
Tom waled down the alley and found a hundred birds facing him. He saw them everyday. different ones of course but the birds were always there...... Somehow he knew their names and how they flew and everything, without even looking it up.
He gave the regular ones names and he tought they could understand him. They always focked to him. Must be knida cool.
He, obvously he didnt know it , was the God of Birds.
He hated it.
To be continued.
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