Compilation #2

Compilation #1 continued.

Rule 8 -I will not build my stronghold in a volcano, cave or a really big hole. Heroes will just use a helicopter / parachute /rappel to come down and distrupt my plans.

Rule 9 -In my stronghold, the corridors will not have any nooks and cranies, bits potruding outwards as this might help a hero hide as my clumsy guards past them and it gives them cover in a firefight.

Rule 10 - I will not have any imposing big structures in my stronghold / castle, a hero would blow it up, or if he had superhuman strength, throw it and hit me thus killing me. If a statue of myself is nessceary, light material like paper or styrofoam will be used. Imagine his face when it hits me, then I (the overlord) get out of the rubble and say "kill him" Hehehehe

Compilation #2 Escape.

Escape

Rule 11 - I will have two headquaters, a primary one and a secondary one . ( Just in case )

Rule 12- When the hero and his rebels /party /idiots attacks and besieges my stronghold/castle, i will take my escape pod to the secondary stronghold and direct the defence from there instead of trying to escape once the hero reaches my inner sanctum .

Rule 13 -If by any chance, he reaches my inner sanctum as i escape, i will not turn around and say some lousy lame one liner therby buying him time.

Rule 14 - If by some chance, the hero attacks the secondary sanctum first, i will direct its defence from the primary one or just blow it up.

Rule 15 - The escape pod will have a nice leather comfy chair, good television, good stering, drinks, food, good stereo with good music , a manual system just in case while escaping, my landing pad is attacked, a first aid kit and a fully working gun.





Next compilation, Damsels in Distress and Strongholds.