Flight Sim.

So Last Thursday, Sam and I went to a flight simulator pilot academy somewhere in Subang.
We left for the Aerospace place sometime around ten or so.

So, i had malay in the morn. I don't recall doing anything aside from doing nothing.
Once again, we were wearing hats and eating candy canes ( thanks to nicole.)

O, and , i think that was the first time i actually ate a candy cane. I mean, i have always known they were edible but.... i dunno, i thought its primary use was as a christmas tree decoration. Tasted like a sweet-like sweet. Sort of.

So, i don't remember doing much, before break, went around in circles, collected a certificate, and went around in circles again looking for the pickup zone which i apparently passed around half a dozen times.
And off, to the place. I sat next to Sam and discussed ways to extermina- , i mean battle other armies in computer games. Half an age later we arrived at this swanky looking place. It was next to a swanky looking school which was called " Smart School".


So we went in, and there were joysticks and a f-15 cockpit slap in the middle which i didn't get to have a go at. Sam got a go at this propeller computer simulated program. He didn't crash.

Next off , ( i rather sick of using "so") , we crossed the street to the swanky school. We had pasta, my favourite ( wow, i just found out the american computer spells favourite as favorite. . .Weirdos). It wasnt half bad, actually, it was quite good. I had two boxes, the chap sitting in front of me didn't want his.

Ah, yes, i forgot to mention this chap, he was the one teaching sam how to fly. He is Thriteen. Lovely no?
The smart fellow is taking his A- Levels already. ( i gasped. i didn't believe it.) I don't know or forgot his name so ill call him " Levels.

We even tested "Levels" with our chemistry which we could not do and he solved it. Oh dear. Lovely.

So fast forward a bit. ( how do you spell foward? foward or forward?)

- Kids below 12 should not be allowed. Two bugger below knee height were the loudest , most annoying bugger this side of the planet.
-We waited a helluva long time for our turn and after our turn.
- Those kids are annoying.
- Mr Christly is funny
- did i say those kids were annoying?


So, our first sim was a airbus 3 something something. I landed it and didn't crash. I rock, though, the pilot might have been helping and controlling a bit - unconfirmed - but ill go without that. I saw someone crash and the whole screen went blank.

THEN, we got into the sim with hydraulics on. We had to cross this bridge to this huge box which cost 15 million USD.
That was lovely, when we took off, i felt as though i was really inside a plane taking off, and then to the side, downwards, upwards. wow. so real.

" Levels" got annoying in the cockpit.

Sam landed it rather..." smoothly" .. but he didn't crash.

Then we went into the waiting room where Darth Yoda 1 and 2 began to fight. I share my candy cane which came along with a lovely christmas card i received from nick in the morn with sam and some other kid. I think it was "Levels."

Tralalala a bit. The others had a go at the sim as well but thats unimportant.

Mr Christly is superbly funny.
One of the jokes.
Its a chemistry joke.


A Neutron walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and finishes it.
Next, he asks the bartender how much.




































No Charge.



ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa..

Geddit geddit?

Anyway, the trip back took ages and all and i didnt get my report till the following day.
yeah...