Did you hear the joke about the ocean?
it was too deep for me.
what did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing, it just waved.
How did the beach get wet?
The sea weed.
What washes up very small beaches?
Microwaves
What did Neptune ( Poseidon ) say when the oceans dried up?
I havent a notion.
A short psychic escaped prison. Newspaper headlines read : Short medium at Large.
Quote by Tim Vine
"Apparently one in five people in the world are chinese.And there are 5 people in my family so it must be one of them. so its either my mum or dad. Or my older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho Chun Chan. But I think its Colin."
A hundred dumb blondes are packed into a Railway carriage. One Blonde enters and says " HEY! the carriage next door is empty.
SO, they all get up and move...
OKAY i got this from my joke books.
BOOK TITLES.
A clifttop tragedy by Eileen Dover
At the North pole by I.C . Blast
At the South pole by Anne Tartic
Better Gardening by Anita Lawn
Carpet laying by Walter Wall
Diary of a bank robber by Hans Upp
Eating Garlic by Y.I. Malone
Dating period furniture by Anne Teak
How to be stupid by M.T. Head
Improve your memory by Ivor Gott
Lumberjacks by Tim Burr
Primary School by L.M. Entree
And many more
OKAY Now Dictionary definitions
Bulldozer - a sleepy cow
Fjord - a norwegian car
Grammer - a female grandparent
Inkling - a small pen
Denial - a river in egypt
Net - Holes tied together with string
Polygon - a dead parrot
Rugged -seated on a mat
Zeal - an enthusiastic sea mammal
Thats all for today
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