The truth.

There were dinosaurs. Yes everyone know there were dinosaurs; but honestly how many people have seen them in real life. DInosaurs were in fact, a conspiracy theory. The real dinosaurs were good old fashioned reptillian people, like you and me. BUT there was a twist. A man named Dick Richards the Third accidentally, and by very much his own accident, got transported back in time to the time when Dinosaurs lived and reigned peacefully and not so peacefully. Dick, on the other hand was an arsonist, and seeing as the dinosaurs thought he was an alien, they offered to give him anything, even twenty two thousand two hundred and twenty two point seven gallons of napalm. Well, needless to say, the resulting explosion resembeled a meteor striking earth and wiping out all spesies. the United Nations , truly formed in the year 1623 by the then non existant countries of guadaloupe and bosnia, set up big bones under te ground as a prank for the up and coming british empire. Thus the legend of dinosaurs was born