Screwed

Hi.

The Bloggers Year End Examinations are tomorrow and it seems as though he has wasted his week.

Dang.

Too bad for him.

On the other hand,

Obama won!!

3 score and 4 years ago.

64 years ago was D-Day when the largest ever amphibious assault invaded Europe in WW2. ( Saving Private Ryan and Band of Brothers)



I liked Band of Brothers. It was a good movie.







Anyhow, back to life, i think i like the show Life with Detective Charlie Crewes.

Nowadays, i only watch, Simpsons, My Wife and Kids, Family Guy, Friends, Sarah Connor Chronicles , House, Numbers, CSI and are you smarter than a fifth grader.

That may sound like a lot of tv being watched.

It is.


I should be studying,. Im gona finish my history up after this and try to start my sciences.

So, anyhows
yeah.

Ah Beng jokes

Courtesy of Uncle Steven

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Fisherman's Wharf at Taman Desa last night, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching ManU bungkus Locky Blu's Stoke City,what...'

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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Ah Beng in National Press Club and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his maid: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take umbrella and go.'

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Here ends the Ah Beng jokes....

May Day

Half and hour to May.

FAMILY GUY!

I have some other post i need to post.
Such as, Me Disecting a heart in Biology Class and My Teeth Extraction and my Miserableness.

BUT NOW.


FYI The greatest thing ever happened.
Praise the heavens.
FAMILY GUY is on starworld. 5.30 pm
FAMILY GUY


HHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


im so happy.

Tralalafafallalala DOoodat.

Did you hear the joke about the ocean?
it was too deep for me.

what did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing, it just waved.

How did the beach get wet?
The sea weed.

What washes up very small beaches?
Microwaves

What did Neptune ( Poseidon ) say when the oceans dried up?
I havent a notion.

A short psychic escaped prison. Newspaper headlines read : Short medium at Large.

Quote by Tim Vine
"Apparently one in five people in the world are chinese.And there are 5 people in my family so it must be one of them. so its either my mum or dad. Or my older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho Chun Chan. But I think its Colin."

A hundred dumb blondes are packed into a Railway carriage. One Blonde enters and says " HEY! the carriage next door is empty.
SO, they all get up and move...


OKAY i got this from my joke books.

BOOK TITLES.

A clifttop tragedy by Eileen Dover
At the North pole by I.C . Blast
At the South pole by Anne Tartic
Better Gardening by Anita Lawn
Carpet laying by Walter Wall
Diary of a bank robber by Hans Upp
Eating Garlic by Y.I. Malone
Dating period furniture by Anne Teak
How to be stupid by M.T. Head
Improve your memory by Ivor Gott
Lumberjacks by Tim Burr
Primary School by L.M. Entree

And many more


OKAY Now Dictionary definitions

Bulldozer - a sleepy cow
Fjord - a norwegian car
Grammer - a female grandparent
Inkling - a small pen
Denial - a river in egypt
Net - Holes tied together with string
Polygon - a dead parrot
Rugged -seated on a mat
Zeal - an enthusiastic sea mammal


Thats all for today

Rar.

I have a new TV schedule.

Monday - "My wife and kids", "8 simple rules" and " 2 and a half men"
Tuesday - " " Eureka" " Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles"

Thats about it.

Aside from that, i found out some wicked awesome game.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin_%28game%29

Note : Its not a video game. Sounds cool.

Boom.

I have Add math homework now..

RAR.

Lets end with a joke.

You mommas football knowledge.

" " Your momma so stupid, she thinks a quarter back i s a refund."