In school today
Leon Card Trick!
Evan Card Trick!
David Card Trick!
Chooi Ern : Wait. I can Do ALSO.
Take 5 cards. ( Hint All Different Color)
Chooi Ern : Pick a Card.
Evan Picks a card and puts it back in the pile..
3 seconds later Chooi ern Picks up the blue colour card the that i put down...
EVAN : ( GASP) WAHHHHHHHHHHH....... HOW DID YOU DO THAT... OMG..OMG.OOMGG ... WTH HOW DID U FIND THE BLUE CARD THAT I SOMEHOW MANAGED TOO PICK OUT OF A DECK OF 5 OF 5 COLOURS.!!???
LEON : OMG HOW DI U FIND THAT CARD... WAHHHHHH ... HOW YOU DO...... OH MY.....
EVAN : SWTT... REAL MAGICIAN...... WAH.......
V1 : wow... how did she do that...
V2 : yeah.( sniggers) how??( laughs)
V1: I wonder....
V2 : W...h....a.......tt...... you realy dont noe??
V1 : I suspect it was luck.
V2 : Ya think ... There were 5 cards of different colours.......
V1 : I wonder....
V2 : your an idiot...
Friday, June 29, 2007
For the sake of it.
Hi .
Hi.
Hi.
Ah.... i half learned a new card trick from leon and hui shung today. We went to comic club and finaly got drawing for a first. Mr. Ashwin intterogated Dominic. We had that PMR presentaation geo today..................................... Darn it... i so wanted to go in the prefects room where LK was. yea....
So.....
I went to the Hatchng Hope ting last Saturday, where Han lam , jared an i SOLD BROWNIES!. LOT OF BROWNIES.BROWNIES FOR EVERYONE. and cookies and sumthing that i was not familiar with . We didnt sell that. Probably because.
Evan : Hi
Han lam : ( drum roll)
Evan : The Mega deal 4 brownies and a thingy for 15 ringgit and 99 sens!
Han lam and jared : GASP! 15 RINGGIT AND 99 SENS!!! WHOA!! ITS SO CHEAP.
Jared : I Must get this wonderfull deal. It is so cheap. Who else would give a discount of 1 sen??!!
Customer : What is that. that peace of bread thing.
Evan : ... Im not sure. Looks a bit funny.
Customer:......
Customer walks away........
And on report card day, i made a game again, first of this year. I was bored.... I played a game with Hsu yin and Amanda and David.
Ok. so i used a4 paper.
and then
we used paper , David was the knight.... who died.Heheehhehe
Hsu yin was the Archer dude who killed lots.
Amand a was the poor page.... And she wanted an eagle
So
I
Did Not
Give
Her a
Eagle...
Actually, i made the angels and eagles hate all them through out the game.
And i made the fox thing die. One f the pets...
Then i went away do sumthing
I watched simpsons...
YEa...
Ok... now for some V1 and V2
V1 : TELL ME WAT UR NAME IS!!
V2 : MY NAME.. is
V1 : YEs,,!!!....
V 2: My name is....
V1 : wtf already!!!
V2 : It is/.....
Taylor Micheal Scott.
V2 : ??? Really??????
V1 :
No.
V1: o.... so wats ur real name.
V2 : It is.....
too be continued..
Hi.
Hi.
Ah.... i half learned a new card trick from leon and hui shung today. We went to comic club and finaly got drawing for a first. Mr. Ashwin intterogated Dominic. We had that PMR presentaation geo today..................................... Darn it... i so wanted to go in the prefects room where LK was. yea....
So.....
I went to the Hatchng Hope ting last Saturday, where Han lam , jared an i SOLD BROWNIES!. LOT OF BROWNIES.BROWNIES FOR EVERYONE. and cookies and sumthing that i was not familiar with . We didnt sell that. Probably because.
Evan : Hi
Han lam : ( drum roll)
Evan : The Mega deal 4 brownies and a thingy for 15 ringgit and 99 sens!
Han lam and jared : GASP! 15 RINGGIT AND 99 SENS!!! WHOA!! ITS SO CHEAP.
Jared : I Must get this wonderfull deal. It is so cheap. Who else would give a discount of 1 sen??!!
Customer : What is that. that peace of bread thing.
Evan : ... Im not sure. Looks a bit funny.
Customer:......
Customer walks away........
And on report card day, i made a game again, first of this year. I was bored.... I played a game with Hsu yin and Amanda and David.
Ok. so i used a4 paper.
and then
we used paper , David was the knight.... who died.Heheehhehe
Hsu yin was the Archer dude who killed lots.
Amand a was the poor page.... And she wanted an eagle
So
I
Did Not
Give
Her a
Eagle...
Actually, i made the angels and eagles hate all them through out the game.
And i made the fox thing die. One f the pets...
Then i went away do sumthing
I watched simpsons...
YEa...
Ok... now for some V1 and V2
V1 : TELL ME WAT UR NAME IS!!
V2 : MY NAME.. is
V1 : YEs,,!!!....
V 2: My name is....
V1 : wtf already!!!
V2 : It is/.....
Taylor Micheal Scott.
V2 : ??? Really??????
V1 :
No.
V1: o.... so wats ur real name.
V2 : It is.....
too be continued..
Thursday, June 28, 2007
American Name!!
| Your Average American Name Is... |
 |
Cool . Scott Micheal Taylor....
Ahhhhhh ( breath relief )
At least it was not sumthing like Larry, the armless and eyeless pirate who sailed with jack sparrow.
v2 : My real name is...
v1 : WAT!!!!
v2 : is....
v1: spit it Out!!!!!!
too be continued...
New Post.
Jack came today. His hair was longer than expected. Much longer.
O yeah... and that boy... wats his name??? hmmmmmmmmm
O ya, Jon came too... He almost has as much money as me!!!
Wanna Know hw much i have???
about a ringgit.
Soooo.............
V2 has something to say about Jon's post about THE ROCK.
V2: OKay, being the smart one, i shall explain all of this to you.
First of all, if the rock does not think, it does not exist ???
It exist, it merely is not alive. Life is a phenomena.
So, it does exist, it merely does not think
(now then.................................. how do you know it does not think?? they could be planing a worldwide invasion !!!) .
So, Technically, if you threw a rock at someone, say, Spongebob.
No, he is too soft. Lets throw the rock at Pikachu.
OKay.
If a rock is flung at Pikachu, and It just so coincidentally collides its head.
The EXISting rock would have killed Pikachu ( and the mascot f a whole franchise).
Therefore a existing can harm another existing thing.
So therefore, If a rock were not to exist, it would not exist.
So That means a Non Existant rock does not exist.
Therefore, a Non existant rock would not harm you.
A non existant rock would harma non existant pikachu as they both reside in a non existant world.
Thus, We have discoevered 1 out of the infinite dimensions which are conected to this dimension of existance.
So, There is the Non existant and existing dimension.
V 1 : WTF????? WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN??!!
V2: ...................................................................
I think i made most of that up.....
V1: Ahhh, Now it makes so much more sense.
V2: Yeah, it does dosnt it??? Now that it does not make sense , it makes more sense!! How sensible a sensible tought that has left you senseless over such a senseless sensible tought.
O yeah... and that boy... wats his name??? hmmmmmmmmm
O ya, Jon came too... He almost has as much money as me!!!
Wanna Know hw much i have???
about a ringgit.
Soooo.............
V2 has something to say about Jon's post about THE ROCK.
V2: OKay, being the smart one, i shall explain all of this to you.
First of all, if the rock does not think, it does not exist ???
It exist, it merely is not alive. Life is a phenomena.
So, it does exist, it merely does not think
(now then.................................. how do you know it does not think?? they could be planing a worldwide invasion !!!) .
So, Technically, if you threw a rock at someone, say, Spongebob.
No, he is too soft. Lets throw the rock at Pikachu.
OKay.
If a rock is flung at Pikachu, and It just so coincidentally collides its head.
The EXISting rock would have killed Pikachu ( and the mascot f a whole franchise).
Therefore a existing can harm another existing thing.
So therefore, If a rock were not to exist, it would not exist.
So That means a Non Existant rock does not exist.
Therefore, a Non existant rock would not harm you.
A non existant rock would harma non existant pikachu as they both reside in a non existant world.
Thus, We have discoevered 1 out of the infinite dimensions which are conected to this dimension of existance.
So, There is the Non existant and existing dimension.
V 1 : WTF????? WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN??!!
V2: ...................................................................
I think i made most of that up.....
V1: Ahhh, Now it makes so much more sense.
V2: Yeah, it does dosnt it??? Now that it does not make sense , it makes more sense!! How sensible a sensible tought that has left you senseless over such a senseless sensible tought.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Why did the chicken cross the road??
Ever wonder why the chicken crossed the road?
What if the road crossed the chicken??
Or maybe
There ws no road!!!
Or maybe there was free beer on the other side?
Voice 1 ( Ruler of the world therefore responsible for the well being of chickens)(<-- its in the job description):
Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The public have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done .
Voice 2 : Shut up, he obviously crossed it because it was stupid.
Voice 2 : NO. You wanna know Whyyy ..The chicken crossed the road?
He crossed the road... to give his life.
He did it,... not for himself,.......... but he did it... for his fellow chickens.
As a warning,...
And a brave and noble thing it was... that he did.
Until the bus came.
Then it got messy.
Voice 2 : Or maybe..... to find a cuppa tea, and possibly escape from the mob of hungry KFC diners who apparently had just got served salad.
Voice1 : Heh. Maybe the question was why did the chickenS cross the road. In that case it was WAR!!!
Yes... its all coming back, there was a war. remember, The GREAT WAR BETWEEM CHICKENS AND DUCKS. ..... HEHEHEHEHEH....( biting fingers while drooling maniacly...) .... WE go to war.... with the chickens hehehehehheh.....
( WHAM- VOICE 2 SLAPED VOICE 1)
Voice 2 : your insane.....
Voice 1 : ( straightens tie.... ) Ahh yes, thank. Sorry about that..
Voice 2 : ... You are ............................................................................................ special...
Voice 1 : Why did the chicken cross the road? To boldly go where no chicken has gone before!
Voice 2: Shut up about the chickens already! Im hungry..................................................................................................................... say, where did the chicken go?
Voice 1 : Hehehehehheh, (grabs gun)
Personally, as in me, Evan, as in the whole evan, with all the voices combine, all of them, not one of them missing, the absolute whole of me, not a single part missing, thinks THAT THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD BECAUSE
it wanted too.
What if the road crossed the chicken??
Or maybe
There ws no road!!!
Or maybe there was free beer on the other side?
Voice 1 ( Ruler of the world therefore responsible for the well being of chickens)(<-- its in the job description):
Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The public have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done .
Voice 2 : Shut up, he obviously crossed it because it was stupid.
Voice 2 : NO. You wanna know Whyyy ..The chicken crossed the road?
He crossed the road... to give his life.
He did it,... not for himself,.......... but he did it... for his fellow chickens.
As a warning,...
And a brave and noble thing it was... that he did.
Until the bus came.
Then it got messy.
Voice 2 : Or maybe..... to find a cuppa tea, and possibly escape from the mob of hungry KFC diners who apparently had just got served salad.
Voice1 : Heh. Maybe the question was why did the chickenS cross the road. In that case it was WAR!!!
Yes... its all coming back, there was a war. remember, The GREAT WAR BETWEEM CHICKENS AND DUCKS. ..... HEHEHEHEHEH....( biting fingers while drooling maniacly...) .... WE go to war.... with the chickens hehehehehheh.....
( WHAM- VOICE 2 SLAPED VOICE 1)
Voice 2 : your insane.....
Voice 1 : ( straightens tie.... ) Ahh yes, thank. Sorry about that..
Voice 2 : ... You are ............................................................................................ special...
Voice 1 : Why did the chicken cross the road? To boldly go where no chicken has gone before!
Voice 2: Shut up about the chickens already! Im hungry..................................................................................................................... say, where did the chicken go?
Voice 1 : Hehehehehheh, (grabs gun)
Personally, as in me, Evan, as in the whole evan, with all the voices combine, all of them, not one of them missing, the absolute whole of me, not a single part missing, thinks THAT THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD BECAUSE
it wanted too.
V 1 and V2 !!!
Tada!!
O look!! they got new cloths!!!
V 2 is the one with the bow tie!
V 1 is the one who is speechless or vocabularyless!
TADA!!
Voice 2 : Thanks!! i got hands.... I like them...!!
Voice 1 : wWhoaaa.... hmmmmmph.. when do i get a gun or sword???
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Voice 1 !!!
VOICE ! !!!!
(drum rool) DUNDUDNDUDNDUN (drum roll ends here)
The MEGALOMANIACAL CRAZY INSANELY OBBSSED WITH WORLD DOMINTATION INNER VOICE OF POWER!!!
So i have decided to make a comic outa that. Meet Voice 1 Mk1... for now.... till i do a btter one in more than a minute ... and try to color him.
He has a Crown : )
( Evan taken over by Voice 1 , Laughs maniacly)
Voice 1 : You fool!!! Where is my armour and castles and power and LASER FIRING MACHINE GUN ROCKET LAUNC-
Voice 2 : - shut up . sorry for interupting.
( Evan regains control)
Yeah.. so.... there he is.
(DRUM ROLL) TANTANTANATAN ( no drum roll)
The stuff at the side of the page. In full size!!!
Raging Battle in My Head:
/ Voice 1 : (saying out loud to himself.) HAHAHA you puny Peasants, i wil RULE all of you! HAHAHA
/Voice 2: Shutup .
/Voice 1: ( in a complelety Shocked voice of utter disbelief) Wh..aa..t? ... Did you just say that to me, The almighty Evan!? Creator of errrrrrrrrr........ stuff. yeah. Creator of Stuff!!
/Voice 2 : (sarcastic)No. What do you think...... ( whisper ) moron.
/Voice 1: HAH. it was not me!.. wait a minute, are you using sarcasm one me.... did you just cal me a moron.
/Voice 2:(sarcastic) No, not at all. i was just calling myself a moron....
/Voice 1: O. okay. so.... hi.... who are you BTW?
/Voice 2 : Im Evans side of the brain which uses sarcasm,literature and imagines stuff. You are the megalomaniac side.
/Voice 1 : MEGALOMANIAC!! WOOHOO!!
/Voice 2: Shut up.
/Voice 1 : wait a minute.... didyou say you imagine stuff. I am the CREATOR of Stuff. In other words i would have created you! You...puny ...thing..
/Voice 2 : I imagined you. I am the greatest. I am your father.
/Voice1 : YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
/voice 2: WTF!!??? you are supposed to say NOOOOO. Havnt you ever seen star wars???
/Voice 1: O yeah......
/Voice 2: You hant have you.....
/Voice 1: wellll...... i may have..... . Its when stars ramm into each other rite?
Voice 2: your an idiot. Shut up.
/Voice1: ...........ok........... so.... are you my father?
/Voice 2: No... i want pizza.
/Voice 1: pizzaaaaaaaaaaa....mhmmmm
/Voice 2: Shut up.
/ Voice 1 : (saying out loud to himself.) HAHAHA you puny Peasants, i wil RULE all of you! HAHAHA
/Voice 2: Shutup .
/Voice 1: ( in a complelety Shocked voice of utter disbelief) Wh..aa..t? ... Did you just say that to me, The almighty Evan!? Creator of errrrrrrrrr........ stuff. yeah. Creator of Stuff!!
/Voice 2 : (sarcastic)No. What do you think...... ( whisper ) moron.
/Voice 1: HAH. it was not me!.. wait a minute, are you using sarcasm one me.... did you just cal me a moron.
/Voice 2:(sarcastic) No, not at all. i was just calling myself a moron....
/Voice 1: O. okay. so.... hi.... who are you BTW?
/Voice 2 : Im Evans side of the brain which uses sarcasm,literature and imagines stuff. You are the megalomaniac side.
/Voice 1 : MEGALOMANIAC!! WOOHOO!!
/Voice 2: Shut up.
/Voice 1 : wait a minute.... didyou say you imagine stuff. I am the CREATOR of Stuff. In other words i would have created you! You...puny ...thing..
/Voice 2 : I imagined you. I am the greatest. I am your father.
/Voice1 : YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
/voice 2: WTF!!??? you are supposed to say NOOOOO. Havnt you ever seen star wars???
/Voice 1: O yeah......
/Voice 2: You hant have you.....
/Voice 1: wellll...... i may have..... . Its when stars ramm into each other rite?
Voice 2: your an idiot. Shut up.
/Voice1: ...........ok........... so.... are you my father?
/Voice 2: No... i want pizza.
/Voice 1: pizzaaaaaaaaaaa....mhmmmm
/Voice 2: Shut up.
Monday, June 25, 2007
Hehehehe
My First Blog. Reasons why i made it.
1) Jon has one
2) Everyone has one
3) For fun
4) Im not too sure
5) I like pizza
The "I wonder whether i can change this in the future" was whether i could cange the title in the future.
Actually, i wanted to have the title,
" The unplotting of a plot plotted by a plotter who had obvioulsy plotted the plot but in other cases he plots ways to plant pots in a potty garden."
Yeah.
I like Pasta.
Im going to sleep.
1) Jon has one
2) Everyone has one
3) For fun
4) Im not too sure
5) I like pizza
The "I wonder whether i can change this in the future" was whether i could cange the title in the future.
Actually, i wanted to have the title,
" The unplotting of a plot plotted by a plotter who had obvioulsy plotted the plot but in other cases he plots ways to plant pots in a potty garden."
Yeah.
I like Pasta.
Im going to sleep.
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