Why did the chicken cross the road??

Ever wonder why the chicken crossed the road?
What if the road crossed the chicken??

Or maybe










There ws no road!!!
Or maybe there was free beer on the other side?

Voice 1 ( Ruler of the world therefore responsible for the well being of chickens)(<-- its in the job description):
Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The public have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done .

Voice 2 : Shut up, he obviously crossed it because it was stupid.

Voice 2 : NO. You wanna know Whyyy ..The chicken crossed the road?
He crossed the road... to give his life.
He did it,... not for himself,.......... but he did it... for his fellow chickens.
As a warning,...
And a brave and noble thing it was... that he did.







Until the bus came.




Then it got messy.


Voice 2 : Or maybe..... to find a cuppa tea, and possibly escape from the mob of hungry KFC diners who apparently had just got served salad.

Voice1 : Heh. Maybe the question was why did the chickenS cross the road. In that case it was WAR!!!

Yes... its all coming back, there was a war. remember, The GREAT WAR BETWEEM CHICKENS AND DUCKS. ..... HEHEHEHEHEH....( biting fingers while drooling maniacly...) .... WE go to war.... with the chickens hehehehehheh.....

( WHAM- VOICE 2 SLAPED VOICE 1)

Voice 2 : your insane.....

Voice 1 : ( straightens tie.... ) Ahh yes, thank. Sorry about that..

Voice 2 : ... You are ............................................................................................ special...

Voice 1 : Why did the chicken cross the road? To boldly go where no chicken has gone before!

Voice 2: Shut up about the chickens already! Im hungry..................................................................................................................... say, where did the chicken go?

Voice 1 : Hehehehehheh, (grabs gun)




Personally, as in me, Evan, as in the whole evan, with all the voices combine, all of them, not one of them missing, the absolute whole of me, not a single part missing, thinks THAT THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD BECAUSE































it wanted too.