Raging Battle in My Head:
/ Voice 1 : (saying out loud to himself.) HAHAHA you puny Peasants, i wil RULE all of you! HAHAHA
/Voice 2: Shutup .
/Voice 1: ( in a complelety Shocked voice of utter disbelief) Wh..aa..t? ... Did you just say that to me, The almighty Evan!? Creator of errrrrrrrrr........ stuff. yeah. Creator of Stuff!!
/Voice 2 : (sarcastic)No. What do you think...... ( whisper ) moron.
/Voice 1: HAH. it was not me!.. wait a minute, are you using sarcasm one me.... did you just cal me a moron.
/Voice 2:(sarcastic) No, not at all. i was just calling myself a moron....
/Voice 1: O. okay. so.... hi.... who are you BTW?
/Voice 2 : Im Evans side of the brain which uses sarcasm,literature and imagines stuff. You are the megalomaniac side.
/Voice 1 : MEGALOMANIAC!! WOOHOO!!
/Voice 2: Shut up.
/Voice 1 : wait a minute.... didyou say you imagine stuff. I am the CREATOR of Stuff. In other words i would have created you! You...puny ...thing..
/Voice 2 : I imagined you. I am the greatest. I am your father.
/Voice1 : YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
/voice 2: WTF!!??? you are supposed to say NOOOOO. Havnt you ever seen star wars???
/Voice 1: O yeah......
/Voice 2: You hant have you.....
/Voice 1: wellll...... i may have..... . Its when stars ramm into each other rite?
Voice 2: your an idiot. Shut up.
/Voice1: ...........ok........... so.... are you my father?
/Voice 2: No... i want pizza.
/Voice 1: pizzaaaaaaaaaaa....mhmmmm
/Voice 2: Shut up.
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