Shanghai.

is blinking freezing. Its between 8degrees and -2 degrees. Other wise its pretty cool here.

I thought China was like all sorta paddy fields and stuff but this place is like London with american roads.

the roads are even nicer than american roads. Thei just as large, roughly 6-8 lanes across but, instead of concrete, its made outa stone slabs.

The Skyline is Mega Tall structures all lit up.
And these are my compareplaces thingy

Nanjing Liu - Oxford Street
Yu Gardens - Covent Gardebs ( way better than covent gardens actually )
XintiangDi - Picadilly Circus / BondStreet

These places are packed with tourist from all over the world and loads of stuff are mega expensive and the sales people are super hagglers.

Taxi Drivers. These chaps are crazy. I dont see the point of traffic lights or Zebra crossings
The taxis just swerve in between busses other lanes, across crowded zebra crossing while spitting out of the window. Not only the taxis, the buicks and bentlies as well.

The stuff here are pretty cool. and relatively cheap though my bro got an ipod from the flea market for 75 ringit but he returned it because it was just so werid .

an iphone was likie 400 bucks but was just too not apple to be useful.

The buildings here are darned fancy.

I am buggered tired. There goes mock exams with the amount of studyig ive done over the past 3 weeks. Schools next week.

Besides that, our Mandarin is hopeless and we rely on hand signals aside from me mum.
So, today I had breakfast buffet, chinese food and starbucks and macdonalds for lunch and American for dinneer ( Kabbs ). The American was awesome. There are a lot of American and What i suspect are Frenchies here in shanghai.

Tomoro is new years eve. Wicked awesome Fireworks.

Im cold.

alalallal... all alone from the rest of the world. This has been my first 36 hours since Duke of Edinburgh Award that i have been away from some sort of internet related device. but then, in DOE we were struggling to survive.

Bye.

done by Michelle

+ michine. says: (1:47:43 AM)
"as lovers go."
"it's 1.43 in the morning, and i feel ecstatic. i feel so alive, like every vein in my body is a livewire. my brain translates images so they make sense, so they are right side up, but my heart cannot possibly decode these feelings. i am speechless everytime she speaks; she is the only one who understands me, who tolerates my history-loving, ghost-story-telling, dane-cook-impressio
+ michine. says: (1:47:44 AM)
impressionists ways. her laugh is so sincere, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. though, i should buy better joke books next time.
maybe it's just me, but i think it's love. i might not be in love, but i most definitely, absolutely, full heartedly, honestly, sincerely, truthfully love her. but i know she won't feel the same way. don't tell me there will be other fish in the sea. i don't
+ michine. says: (1:47:59 AM)
want fish. i want her.
But such is life.



HAH. PUNK’D AGAIN.
But you knew that was coming.
- Michelle.”
+ michine. says: (1:48:01 AM)
YAY
+ michine. says: (1:48:06 AM)
i feel happy now.

Th Day.

Jack. Ran. Away. from the constables.

On his way home, he found an axe.
and a beanstalk.
a really short one.
which grew into a really big one.
There was a tall big person coming down the "beanstalk" which was moving.
He cut the beanstalk down and went home.

Headlines the next day,

" RANDOM DUDE CUTS DOWN FIRE ENGINE LADDER WITH FIREMAN STILL ON IT."

Tw Day.

The Next day Jack , walked into a new shop. It was called a the " Well", a new bar. Situated between the " Watering Hole" and " The Tap", the"Well" had stiff bar competition. Bar none.

Jack walked in, and walked up into the well. it was like climbing a hill. Gosh was that not tiring. There he met Jill, she came to the " Well" to get a "pale of water". This meant, according to Jack that she was "thirsty" ( GLUG, Glug ).

They ordered a pale of water. Shocked, they found out it was a pale. Filled with water.
Tap Water.
from a Watering hole.
Jack and Jill demanded a refund. The Baliff Bouncer pushed them down the hill.
Jack fell on a royal and broke his crown. that sucked.
Jack ran away when the cops came.
Poor Jill.

On Day.

One day, Jack, was crossing the road, when, SUDDENLY, it hit him.
Quite literally really, The road simply got up and hit him. In the face.
Shocked as he was, Jack could manage to stammer out," Why in tarnation, not carnation, did u slap me?"

Now, it was the road's turn to feel timid. Stuttering away, he explained himself," Well, good sir, u seemed to be walking over me, and i decided to well, stand up for my self"

Jack pondered for a minute and said, " Oh my , i have been walking over you havnt i? .. Take That and that. hmmph, thatll teach you for hitting me."

The End.

Jack walk on the pavement.

The Meaning of Life.

The Meaning of Life,
is not forty two,
a complicated knife,
slicing up the loo.

Loo,
Doo,
Poo,

Mooo.

went the cow,
life it thought,
was like "wow",
"Arnt cows hot?"

Hot,
Not,
Trot,

went the horse,
isnt life, to me,
like norse?
to be or not to be,

be,
bee,
beee,

went the bee,
or was it buzz buzz buzz,
as it could clearly see,
isnt it a fuzz,

fuzz,
fur,
hair,

said the naked mole rat,
he wore a hat,
i would like a bunch,
he said, it would be a munch,

munch crunch bunch,

thus the meaning,
of life,
is meaningful,
to life.

Something Clever.

I have to write something profoundly clever,
not witty,
silly, never,
nothing naughty.

Something clever,
maybe smart,
Not the makings of a writer,
Blots of ink on a pop tart.

Something Clever,
rhyming word,
never can i find her,
less i impale a sword.

Something Sharp,
Wordlessly Witty,
Fancifully Fun,
Mercifully Merry.

Something Clever.

Hah.

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