The Next day Jack , walked into a new shop. It was called a the " Well", a new bar. Situated between the " Watering Hole" and " The Tap", the"Well" had stiff bar competition. Bar none.
Jack walked in, and walked up into the well. it was like climbing a hill. Gosh was that not tiring. There he met Jill, she came to the " Well" to get a "pale of water". This meant, according to Jack that she was "thirsty" ( GLUG, Glug ).
They ordered a pale of water. Shocked, they found out it was a pale. Filled with water.
Tap Water.
from a Watering hole.
Jack and Jill demanded a refund. The Baliff Bouncer pushed them down the hill.
Jack fell on a royal and broke his crown. that sucked.
Jack ran away when the cops came.
Poor Jill.
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