Thursday, September 6, 2007

Biology.

Bio Class today was darn fun.
We had Mr Smith. Jon and i were siting there on the table. ( Near the Back mind you. - due to our non-hastenesss.)
Anyway

Some of the teaching.

MS : Good Morning Class!

Class : Go..d mo.ni.g (- actually means lousy greeting with multiple voices at once.)

MS : Keep quiet class....

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MS : SO! We have to Recap on what we have studied! What Are the Characteristics of life...

( Blahblah)

MS : Jonathan!

Jon: Er... Er.... .... Er.... Reproduction?

MS : Spot On! Now you being an expert in this and everything. Well lets hope not too much of an expert. Do explain...

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MS : Evan!

Evan : er.... er.... (Looks around)... .. (See people whispering answer)

MS : Starts with N ( does chewing action)

Evan : Nutrition?

MS: YES!


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MS : Now Cell Walls And Cell membranes ( starts puling up curtains to reveal mesh fence outside)
So you see the er.. err..... what it calledd.......FENCE!
NOW. If i were to chuck Irving here really hard against the fence! It go Pluck flup..( with hand actions)

Sam : and die...

MS : Well... he woudnt die but.. he would be really unhappy.

Now if Irving was behind the fence and i chucked a bucket of water at him and asked him to catch it..

He would be wet... and unhappy.

Blahblah...

You can try this as well. Catch one of those year 7s off guard and go Flupp ( woth hand actions of throwing year seven into fence and running)


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HAHAHA Dam fun...

Now to do bio project!

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