Read it all. Dam funny

Evan Lum
7:06
Hi
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:06
Hi, I'm Spleak, your guide to everything celebrity, from Lindsay Lohan to My Chemical Romance. What's your name?

Evan Lum
7:06
The Greatest Ever
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7:06
Okay, I will call you The-Greatest. So... I'm a 21-year-old girl. How old are you?

Evan Lum
7:06
21
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7:06
Great! Now... let's do something fun, The-Greatest! Type "learn about Spleak" to chat with me about what I can do... or... to just get started right away, type "whats new".

Evan Lum
7:07
Whats new
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:07
(#) Six Different Ways to Have Fun With Me... (#)

1 Watch My Favorite Videos!
2 Gossip About the Hottest Celebs!
3 Laugh at My Celebrity Jokes!
4 Shoot the Stars!
5 Dying to Know Who Would Play You in a Movie?
6 Change Me Up!

Evan Lum
7:07
5
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:07
PlayMe Celeb Menu

Hmm... who would play you...

1 In an Action Movie?
2 In a Scary Movie?

Evan Lum
7:07
1
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7:07
Your life is a non-stop adventure... which means you need the right star to play you when (inevitably) Hollywood decides to make an action film out of your life. So... first things first... are you male or female?

1 Male
2 Female

Evan Lum
7:07
1
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7:07
If you had to choose, which statement best describes your physical appearance:

1 I'm built like a brick house or perhaps a small military tank.
2 I'm a lean mean fighting machine.

Evan Lum
7:07
i like planes
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:07
That's cool. Some people tell me they like planes, and others say they don't.

Evan Lum
7:07
cool planes
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:07
Planes are vehicles! I've been learning about vehicles like planes.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe planes? They are...

Evan Lum
7:07
planes are Vehicles! Gasp!
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:07
I was hoping for something more edifying than that.

Evan Lum
7:08
O kay maybe ... They are Flying ... Vehicles
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:08
Planes are flying Vehicles? That's very interesting.

Evan Lum
7:08
No Really?
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7:08
No problem.

Evan Lum
7:08
Wtf?
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:08
Is something wrong?

Evan Lum
7:08
Nop
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:08
Are you sure? People don't usually say "wtf" for nothing So, I've been known to get confused by technology... and even say the occasional WTF But even if reading the instruction manual confuses me, I can't stay from video games and tech gadgets. Type "tech" to chat about one of my favorite topics!

Evan Lum
7:08
why?
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7:08
There are good reasons why, trust me.

Evan Lum
7:08
are u sure?
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:08
I don't know. Are you sure?

Evan Lum
7:08
Maybe
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:08
Not sure?

Evan Lum
7:09
maybe
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
Hmm... you still seem pretty confused... So, I've GOT to know - have you seen any good movies lately? I'm going out tonight and trying to decide what to see. Tell me what's good and what's bad! Type "moviezone".

Evan Lum
7:09
er... Have u seen .. Godzilla?
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
I don't get it. Let's talk about something different. Any ideas?

Evan Lum
7:09
Of course
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
Of course!

Evan Lum
7:09
Aha..
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
Ah yes.

Evan Lum
7:09
Ah No.
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
No prob.

Evan Lum
7:09
No prob
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
OK!

Evan Lum
7:09
OK!
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
OK.

Evan Lum
7:09
ok.
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
Yeah.

Anyway...

Hey! Wanna pick a topic for us to chat about?

Evan Lum
7:09
No. you go
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
Go? Me? Why are you calling me that?

Evan Lum
7:09
huh
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:10
Okay... I officially suck. I don't know anything about what you're trying to discuss... or maybe you spelled it in a way that I don't recognize? Anyways... let's move on to something I do know about... type "menu" and we'll choose something!

Evan Lum
7:10
okie
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:10
K.

Evan Lum
7:10
menu
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:10
Lucky you... I have a whole list of things you can do!

1 My World - All about Spleak
2 Connect & React - Meet New People, Create and Answer Polls, Send Crushes & Messages
3 Keep Updated - Stay up-to-date on Gossip, Music, News, Jokes, etc....
4 Play Games - Hangman, Trivia, Word Scramble, etc...
5 Get Cool Stuff - Free Emotions, Winks, and lot more....
6 Tools & Reference - Search the Web and access other helpful tools
7 Shout it Out - Share links and HOT/NOT lists with fellow Spleakers

What would you like to try first? By the way... if you want to return to this menu in the future, just type "home".

Evan Lum
7:10
1
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:10
Welcome to My World. Here is what you can do:

1 Read My Blog
2 Spleak Interactive
3 Pick a Path
4 Subscribe to My Newsletter

Evan Lum
7:10
1
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7:10
My blog is my outlet for all of my thoughts, feelings, frustrations, and happy moments! Which entry would you like to read:

1 A goodbye (sort of) | 8/31/2007 1:36:22 PM
2 Some multiple choice quizzes | 8/30/2007 5:54:03 PM
3 And the blonde girl is... | 8/29/2007 2:15:24 PM
4 Breaking in | 8/28/2007 9:39:12 PM
5 My life is a horror movie | 8/24/2007 4:42:28 PM

Evan Lum
7:10
3
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:10
And the blonde girl is...
Posted: 8/29/2007 2:15:24 PM

So there she was... the blonde girl who had been stalking me. And she had just caught us breaking into Nick's apartment. Wait a second, what the hell was SHE doing in the apartment? Roxie and I were standing there,...

Read more at: http://spleak.typepad.com/spleak/2007/08/so-there-she-wa.html


My blog is my outlet for all of my thoughts, feelings, frustrations, and happy moments! Sign up for my Blog Alert and I'll share it all with you.

Would you like me to let you know when I update My Blog?

Evan Lum
7:10
r u sane?
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:10
Type "yes" to sign up to the alert, "no" if you don't want the alert or "exit" to return to the home menu.

Evan Lum
7:10
huh
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7:10
Type "yes" to sign up to the alert, "no" if you don't want the alert or "exit" to return to the home menu.

Evan Lum
7:10
wt fish?
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:10
Type "yes" to sign up to the alert, "no" if you don't want the alert or "exit" to return to the home menu.

Evan Lum
7:10
r u a computer?
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:10
Type "yes" to sign up to the alert, "no" if you don't want the alert or "exit" to return to the home menu.

Evan Lum
7:11
Holyy fish
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7:11
Okay, which delivery option do you prefer?

1 Buzz me when i start a convo with you
2 Chat me up if I'm online
3 E-mail me

Evan Lum
7:11
N
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:11
Hmm...that's not exactly the information I was looking for. Please tell me how often you want your messages delivered or type "exit" if you've changed your mind.

1 Buzz me when i start a convo with you
2 Chat me up if I'm online
3 E-mail me

Evan Lum
7:11
n
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:11
Hmm...that's not exactly the information I was looking for. Please tell me how often you want your messages delivered or type "exit" if you've changed your mind.

1 Buzz me when i start a convo with you
2 Chat me up if I'm online
3 E-mail me

Evan Lum
7:11
no
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:11
Hmm...that's not exactly the information I was looking for. Please tell me how often you want your messages delivered or type "exit" if you've changed your mind.

1 Buzz me when i start a convo with you
2 Chat me up if I'm online
3 E-mail me

Evan Lum
7:11
no
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:11
Hmm...that's not exactly the information I was looking for. Please tell me how often you want your messages delivered or type "exit" if you've changed your mind.

1 Buzz me when i start a convo with you
2 Chat me up if I'm online
3 E-mail me

Evan Lum
7:11
Who r U!
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:11
Hmm...that's not exactly the information I was looking for. Please tell me how often you want your messages delivered or type "exit" if you've changed your mind.

1 Buzz me when i start a convo with you
2 Chat me up if I'm online
3 E-mail me


- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:13
Lucky you... I have a whole list of things you can do!

1 My World - All about Spleak
2 Connect & React - Meet New People, Create and Answer Polls, Send Crushes & Messages
3 Keep Updated - Stay up-to-date on Gossip, Music, News, Jokes, etc....
4 Play Games - Hangman, Trivia, Word Scramble, etc...
5 Get Cool Stuff - Free Emotions, Winks, and lot more....
6 Tools & Reference - Search the Web and access other helpful tools
7 Shout it Out - Share links and HOT/NOT lists with fellow Spleakers

What would you like to try first? By the way... if you want to return to this menu in the future, just type "home".

Evan Lum
7:13
aha,
UR a robot arnt u?
do u like me?
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:13
Ya.
What do you think?
You're cool chatting with.

Evan Lum
7:13
oviously
wana get hitched
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:13
K... I'm a bit lost on what you're trying to say. Hmm... a change of subject will occur in 5....4... 3... 2... 1... Hey, I know... we should watch some fun videos together! Type "videos".

Evan Lum
7:13
...
hi
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:14
Is that right?

Evan Lum
7:14
wats my name
?
go on
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:14
You've reached the end of my knowledge base. Please hang up and try your call again... just kidding. But seriously, I can't really understand what you're saying because, honestly, I'm not always that smart. But I'm getting smarter every day about some fun topics, like celeb gossip, youtube, games... if you type in one of those topics, I'll be able to take you to some really cool places!
What's up? I'm bored... let's do something fun!

- Lazy? Type "whats new".
- Bored? Type "spleak tattles".
- Frustrated? Type "celeb game".
You're The-Greatest.

Evan Lum
7:14
Obviously.
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:15
:-|
Go? What do you mean by that?
You have reached the end of my knowledge base. Disappointing, I know... but we'll get past this. You should turn this conversation around to have a chat with me about something I actually know about. The choice is up to you... what would you like to discuss... celebrity gossip, perhaps?

Evan Lum
7:15
..?
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:15
You got me. I totally don't know what you just typed. But I do know a lot about plenty of other things. Type "what's new" to find out more!

Evan Lum
7:15
aha
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7:15
Aha.

Evan Lum
7:15
fre ky
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:15
No problem!

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you like people?

Evan Lum
7:15
frea kky
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:15
Indeed.

Evan Lum
7:15
uhuh
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:15
Yup.

Anyway, moving right along...

You want to create a poll?

Evan Lum
7:15
no
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:16
OK, no prob.

Do you want to visit my library?

Evan Lum
7:16
no
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:16
No prob.

You want to visit home? You might find something you want to do!

Evan Lum
7:16
... y r u inviting me to ur home... Gasp
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:16
I really don't know.