is blinking freezing. Its between 8degrees and -2 degrees. Other wise its pretty cool here.
I thought China was like all sorta paddy fields and stuff but this place is like London with american roads.
the roads are even nicer than american roads. Thei just as large, roughly 6-8 lanes across but, instead of concrete, its made outa stone slabs.
The Skyline is Mega Tall structures all lit up.
And these are my compareplaces thingy
Nanjing Liu - Oxford Street
Yu Gardens - Covent Gardebs ( way better than covent gardens actually )
XintiangDi - Picadilly Circus / BondStreet
These places are packed with tourist from all over the world and loads of stuff are mega expensive and the sales people are super hagglers.
Taxi Drivers. These chaps are crazy. I dont see the point of traffic lights or Zebra crossings
The taxis just swerve in between busses other lanes, across crowded zebra crossing while spitting out of the window. Not only the taxis, the buicks and bentlies as well.
The stuff here are pretty cool. and relatively cheap though my bro got an ipod from the flea market for 75 ringit but he returned it because it was just so werid .
an iphone was likie 400 bucks but was just too not apple to be useful.
The buildings here are darned fancy.
I am buggered tired. There goes mock exams with the amount of studyig ive done over the past 3 weeks. Schools next week.
Besides that, our Mandarin is hopeless and we rely on hand signals aside from me mum.
So, today I had breakfast buffet, chinese food and starbucks and macdonalds for lunch and American for dinneer ( Kabbs ). The American was awesome. There are a lot of American and What i suspect are Frenchies here in shanghai.
Tomoro is new years eve. Wicked awesome Fireworks.
Im cold.
alalallal... all alone from the rest of the world. This has been my first 36 hours since Duke of Edinburgh Award that i have been away from some sort of internet related device. but then, in DOE we were struggling to survive.
Bye.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
done by Michelle
+ michine. says: (1:47:43 AM)
"as lovers go."
"it's 1.43 in the morning, and i feel ecstatic. i feel so alive, like every vein in my body is a livewire. my brain translates images so they make sense, so they are right side up, but my heart cannot possibly decode these feelings. i am speechless everytime she speaks; she is the only one who understands me, who tolerates my history-loving, ghost-story-telling, dane-cook-impressio
+ michine. says: (1:47:44 AM)
impressionists ways. her laugh is so sincere, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. though, i should buy better joke books next time.
maybe it's just me, but i think it's love. i might not be in love, but i most definitely, absolutely, full heartedly, honestly, sincerely, truthfully love her. but i know she won't feel the same way. don't tell me there will be other fish in the sea. i don't
+ michine. says: (1:47:59 AM)
want fish. i want her.
But such is life.
HAH. PUNK’D AGAIN.
But you knew that was coming.
- Michelle.”
+ michine. says: (1:48:01 AM)
YAY
+ michine. says: (1:48:06 AM)
i feel happy now.
"as lovers go."
"it's 1.43 in the morning, and i feel ecstatic. i feel so alive, like every vein in my body is a livewire. my brain translates images so they make sense, so they are right side up, but my heart cannot possibly decode these feelings. i am speechless everytime she speaks; she is the only one who understands me, who tolerates my history-loving, ghost-story-telling, dane-cook-impressio
+ michine. says: (1:47:44 AM)
impressionists ways. her laugh is so sincere, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. though, i should buy better joke books next time.
maybe it's just me, but i think it's love. i might not be in love, but i most definitely, absolutely, full heartedly, honestly, sincerely, truthfully love her. but i know she won't feel the same way. don't tell me there will be other fish in the sea. i don't
+ michine. says: (1:47:59 AM)
want fish. i want her.
But such is life.
HAH. PUNK’D AGAIN.
But you knew that was coming.
- Michelle.”
+ michine. says: (1:48:01 AM)
YAY
+ michine. says: (1:48:06 AM)
i feel happy now.
Th Day.
Jack. Ran. Away. from the constables.
On his way home, he found an axe.
and a beanstalk.
a really short one.
which grew into a really big one.
There was a tall big person coming down the "beanstalk" which was moving.
He cut the beanstalk down and went home.
Headlines the next day,
" RANDOM DUDE CUTS DOWN FIRE ENGINE LADDER WITH FIREMAN STILL ON IT."
On his way home, he found an axe.
and a beanstalk.
a really short one.
which grew into a really big one.
There was a tall big person coming down the "beanstalk" which was moving.
He cut the beanstalk down and went home.
Headlines the next day,
" RANDOM DUDE CUTS DOWN FIRE ENGINE LADDER WITH FIREMAN STILL ON IT."
Tw Day.
The Next day Jack , walked into a new shop. It was called a the " Well", a new bar. Situated between the " Watering Hole" and " The Tap", the"Well" had stiff bar competition. Bar none.
Jack walked in, and walked up into the well. it was like climbing a hill. Gosh was that not tiring. There he met Jill, she came to the " Well" to get a "pale of water". This meant, according to Jack that she was "thirsty" ( GLUG, Glug ).
They ordered a pale of water. Shocked, they found out it was a pale. Filled with water.
Tap Water.
from a Watering hole.
Jack and Jill demanded a refund. The Baliff Bouncer pushed them down the hill.
Jack fell on a royal and broke his crown. that sucked.
Jack ran away when the cops came.
Poor Jill.
Jack walked in, and walked up into the well. it was like climbing a hill. Gosh was that not tiring. There he met Jill, she came to the " Well" to get a "pale of water". This meant, according to Jack that she was "thirsty" ( GLUG, Glug ).
They ordered a pale of water. Shocked, they found out it was a pale. Filled with water.
Tap Water.
from a Watering hole.
Jack and Jill demanded a refund. The Baliff Bouncer pushed them down the hill.
Jack fell on a royal and broke his crown. that sucked.
Jack ran away when the cops came.
Poor Jill.
On Day.
One day, Jack, was crossing the road, when, SUDDENLY, it hit him.
Quite literally really, The road simply got up and hit him. In the face.
Shocked as he was, Jack could manage to stammer out," Why in tarnation, not carnation, did u slap me?"
Now, it was the road's turn to feel timid. Stuttering away, he explained himself," Well, good sir, u seemed to be walking over me, and i decided to well, stand up for my self"
Jack pondered for a minute and said, " Oh my , i have been walking over you havnt i? .. Take That and that. hmmph, thatll teach you for hitting me."
The End.
Jack walk on the pavement.
Quite literally really, The road simply got up and hit him. In the face.
Shocked as he was, Jack could manage to stammer out," Why in tarnation, not carnation, did u slap me?"
Now, it was the road's turn to feel timid. Stuttering away, he explained himself," Well, good sir, u seemed to be walking over me, and i decided to well, stand up for my self"
Jack pondered for a minute and said, " Oh my , i have been walking over you havnt i? .. Take That and that. hmmph, thatll teach you for hitting me."
The End.
Jack walk on the pavement.
The Meaning of Life.
The Meaning of Life,
is not forty two,
a complicated knife,
slicing up the loo.
Loo,
Doo,
Poo,
Mooo.
went the cow,
life it thought,
was like "wow",
"Arnt cows hot?"
Hot,
Not,
Trot,
went the horse,
isnt life, to me,
like norse?
to be or not to be,
be,
bee,
beee,
went the bee,
or was it buzz buzz buzz,
as it could clearly see,
isnt it a fuzz,
fuzz,
fur,
hair,
said the naked mole rat,
he wore a hat,
i would like a bunch,
he said, it would be a munch,
munch crunch bunch,
thus the meaning,
of life,
is meaningful,
to life.
is not forty two,
a complicated knife,
slicing up the loo.
Loo,
Doo,
Poo,
Mooo.
went the cow,
life it thought,
was like "wow",
"Arnt cows hot?"
Hot,
Not,
Trot,
went the horse,
isnt life, to me,
like norse?
to be or not to be,
be,
bee,
beee,
went the bee,
or was it buzz buzz buzz,
as it could clearly see,
isnt it a fuzz,
fuzz,
fur,
hair,
said the naked mole rat,
he wore a hat,
i would like a bunch,
he said, it would be a munch,
munch crunch bunch,
thus the meaning,
of life,
is meaningful,
to life.
Something Clever.
I have to write something profoundly clever,
not witty,
silly, never,
nothing naughty.
Something clever,
maybe smart,
Not the makings of a writer,
Blots of ink on a pop tart.
Something Clever,
rhyming word,
never can i find her,
less i impale a sword.
Something Sharp,
Wordlessly Witty,
Fancifully Fun,
Mercifully Merry.
Something Clever.
not witty,
silly, never,
nothing naughty.
Something clever,
maybe smart,
Not the makings of a writer,
Blots of ink on a pop tart.
Something Clever,
rhyming word,
never can i find her,
less i impale a sword.
Something Sharp,
Wordlessly Witty,
Fancifully Fun,
Mercifully Merry.
Something Clever.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Hah.
| Evan Lum was the cause of the apocalypse. | |
| ... afterward, Evan Lum tried to cover up a bizarre love triangle involving them and two monkeys. | |
| 'How will you be remembered in history books?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
Saturday, September 6, 2008
By the time you have finished reading this you have wasted around 3 seconds of your life. Sad Really. Your loss.
People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace and questions that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves. Tag 8 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.
(Part One)
1.Are you allowed to have a bf/gf or monkey f.?
All three are encouraged. At the same time.
2. Describe yourself in one word that rhymes which smuckerooney.
Smuckerooney-like.
3. Who would you pick, someone who really loves you, or the one you love or a flying elephant on mars?
shucks, flying elephant, no contest. Imagine all the adventures - Flying into town on an elephant.
4. Have you ever flown into someone before but never had the speed to run away?
yep. dang you. dang you mister Wall Made out of Cement.
5. Does it feel good to love?
Pasta- most definately.
6. What do you like to eat?
Edible things. tasty edible things.
7. What's the last thing you'll do before you die?
Rule the Universe,
8. Was there ever a time that you tried to learn to fly away from Walls someone?
All the time. all the time.
9. What can you say about playboys/playgirls?
Toys R us must be making money.
10. Are you still a virgin?
How you doin.
(Part Two)
1. Best place to cry or fly?
in the sky. If you cry, it rains, if you fly. erm. you fall. and not hit the ground.
2. Who's the person who stands on top of your heart?
Shucks. I havnt a clue , but i hope the person dosnt where cleats.
3. Tell us your dream last night.
Oh brilliant, Once upon a time, there was war between chocolate bars and Thunder. Obviously from the names, Chocolate Bars were the more intimidating ones. One Day Mister Thun Derer went to school and ate a chocolate bar. Thats when the war turned in the Thunders favour , so one day ....
4. Ever hated someone so bad?
yes. Mister Hate.
5. The biggest and most hurtful lie you heard?
The Earth is spherical. What rubbish, i believed up to the age of 15. I now know its Squarical.
6. The last person you had a beer with?
I prefer wine.
7. The last person you went to the movies with?
was in this city.
8. The last person you talked on the cellphone with?
Mister Mobe Liefone
9. The last person you hugged?
The Hugger.
10. The last person who made you cry?
The horrid Mister Onion.
In the last week you kissed someone?
Yeah. Parents
12. Danced crazy?
All the time, thats why im prob in an asylum now. sighs.
13. Think of the last time you were angry, why were you angry?
When the flying bamboo stick ran away.
14. If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
Another Gazillion wishes. Or maybe , erm.. i have to think about this. Yes, i did say think. I can.
15. If you could have an all expense paid trip, where will you go?
All around the world. specifically, Rome , Venice, Milan, Genoa, Syracuse, Ravenna, Malta, Madrid, Valencia, Toledo, Granada, Marrakech, Athens, Rhodes, Nicosia, Zagreb, Toulouse. Champagne, Bordeaux, Moscow, Berlin, Budapest, Prague, Cairo, Alexandra, Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Istanbul, Ankara, the Cappadocians, Antanlya, Carthage, Cape-town, Pretoria, Delhi, Beijing, Shanghai, Hong Kong, Canton, Tokyo, Kyoto, Seoul, Sydney, , Wellington, Buenos Aires, Barcelona, Texas, NYC, California, Vancouver. Dubai and Doha.
16. Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone?
Absolupositively. on the PS2
17. Are you old fashioned?
shucks. i dont like the term old fashioned. i prefer Antique like or dinosaur dude or even Great Grandpa.
18. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back or Chickens tamed by monkeys took over the world.?
the latter. i dont think anyone would believe me.
19. What things would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
Living.
20. Five facts about me
I am a genius. I am from Earth. I like brown things i think. I like the Hitchikers guide to the galaxy. My real name is Aurelius Maximillian. I have a blue phone. My favourite dog is a chiwawa. I can spell rather well. i despise eagles. i think Pcs are better than macs.
Five of them are true.
Seven songs in my head now.
yeesh. They are in my head for a reason.
Five of your favourite TV shows.
House
Las Vegas
30 rock
My wife and Kids
Friends
Simpsons
Family guy
KevJumba
Monty Python
23. Five things I treasure in my life.
Me
Myself
I
Meself
Iself
and some rather akward things.
24. Four "First Time" in my life.
For the first time in my life, could fly
For the first time in my life, I could run around in circles. alot.
For the first time in my life, I have my own com.
For the first time in my life, I’ve posted . Well. No. but . posted erm.. in my grandmums house. yeah.
25. Seven words and things I always use
Words:
chicken
holey Smackerooney
blimey
Monkey
What in Tarnation?
I dont like Homework
Hey, got any food?
Things:
laptop
trusty bart simpson pencil bag
homework diary
Tele
Bros Com
Bed
I tag:
I Jon.
I tag Samanta,
Amanda,
Michelle
Evan.
Chewy
Anyone who so happens to read this. if its more than one person. im awed. that didnt make sense.
Nirvan
"lololololololololololololol"
(Part One)
1.Are you allowed to have a bf/gf or monkey f.?
All three are encouraged. At the same time.
2. Describe yourself in one word that rhymes which smuckerooney.
Smuckerooney-like.
3. Who would you pick, someone who really loves you, or the one you love or a flying elephant on mars?
shucks, flying elephant, no contest. Imagine all the adventures - Flying into town on an elephant.
4. Have you ever flown into someone before but never had the speed to run away?
yep. dang you. dang you mister Wall Made out of Cement.
5. Does it feel good to love?
Pasta- most definately.
6. What do you like to eat?
Edible things. tasty edible things.
7. What's the last thing you'll do before you die?
Rule the Universe,
8. Was there ever a time that you tried to learn to fly away from Walls someone?
All the time. all the time.
9. What can you say about playboys/playgirls?
Toys R us must be making money.
10. Are you still a virgin?
How you doin.
(Part Two)
1. Best place to cry or fly?
in the sky. If you cry, it rains, if you fly. erm. you fall. and not hit the ground.
2. Who's the person who stands on top of your heart?
Shucks. I havnt a clue , but i hope the person dosnt where cleats.
3. Tell us your dream last night.
Oh brilliant, Once upon a time, there was war between chocolate bars and Thunder. Obviously from the names, Chocolate Bars were the more intimidating ones. One Day Mister Thun Derer went to school and ate a chocolate bar. Thats when the war turned in the Thunders favour , so one day ....
4. Ever hated someone so bad?
yes. Mister Hate.
5. The biggest and most hurtful lie you heard?
The Earth is spherical. What rubbish, i believed up to the age of 15. I now know its Squarical.
6. The last person you had a beer with?
I prefer wine.
7. The last person you went to the movies with?
was in this city.
8. The last person you talked on the cellphone with?
Mister Mobe Liefone
9. The last person you hugged?
The Hugger.
10. The last person who made you cry?
The horrid Mister Onion.
In the last week you kissed someone?
Yeah. Parents
12. Danced crazy?
All the time, thats why im prob in an asylum now. sighs.
13. Think of the last time you were angry, why were you angry?
When the flying bamboo stick ran away.
14. If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
Another Gazillion wishes. Or maybe , erm.. i have to think about this. Yes, i did say think. I can.
15. If you could have an all expense paid trip, where will you go?
All around the world. specifically, Rome , Venice, Milan, Genoa, Syracuse, Ravenna, Malta, Madrid, Valencia, Toledo, Granada, Marrakech, Athens, Rhodes, Nicosia, Zagreb, Toulouse. Champagne, Bordeaux, Moscow, Berlin, Budapest, Prague, Cairo, Alexandra, Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Istanbul, Ankara, the Cappadocians, Antanlya, Carthage, Cape-town, Pretoria, Delhi, Beijing, Shanghai, Hong Kong, Canton, Tokyo, Kyoto, Seoul, Sydney, , Wellington, Buenos Aires, Barcelona, Texas, NYC, California, Vancouver. Dubai and Doha.
16. Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone?
Absolupositively. on the PS2
17. Are you old fashioned?
shucks. i dont like the term old fashioned. i prefer Antique like or dinosaur dude or even Great Grandpa.
18. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back or Chickens tamed by monkeys took over the world.?
the latter. i dont think anyone would believe me.
19. What things would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
Living.
20. Five facts about me
I am a genius. I am from Earth. I like brown things i think. I like the Hitchikers guide to the galaxy. My real name is Aurelius Maximillian. I have a blue phone. My favourite dog is a chiwawa. I can spell rather well. i despise eagles. i think Pcs are better than macs.
Five of them are true.
Seven songs in my head now.
yeesh. They are in my head for a reason.
Five of your favourite TV shows.
House
Las Vegas
30 rock
My wife and Kids
Friends
Simpsons
Family guy
KevJumba
Monty Python
23. Five things I treasure in my life.
Me
Myself
I
Meself
Iself
and some rather akward things.
24. Four "First Time" in my life.
For the first time in my life, could fly
For the first time in my life, I could run around in circles. alot.
For the first time in my life, I have my own com.
For the first time in my life, I’ve posted . Well. No. but . posted erm.. in my grandmums house. yeah.
25. Seven words and things I always use
Words:
chicken
holey Smackerooney
blimey
Monkey
What in Tarnation?
I dont like Homework
Hey, got any food?
Things:
laptop
trusty bart simpson pencil bag
homework diary
Tele
Bros Com
Bed
I tag:
I Jon.
I tag Samanta,
Amanda,
Michelle
Evan.
Chewy
Anyone who so happens to read this. if its more than one person. im awed. that didnt make sense.
Nirvan
"lololololololololololololol"
Friday, August 8, 2008
OLYMPICS OPENNING CEREMONY!
BEIJING!
That was so freaking awesome.
With the -
and the-
Awesome.
I mean the flying runner dude and the billions of fireworks .
The fireworks were so freaking awesome. Awesome
Awesome.
Sweet
and the big Scroll.
WOWOWOWOWOWOW
Awesome.
That was so freaking awesome.
With the -
and the-
Awesome.
I mean the flying runner dude and the billions of fireworks .
The fireworks were so freaking awesome. Awesome
Awesome.
Sweet
and the big Scroll.
WOWOWOWOWOWOW
Awesome.
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Part one of my science essay.
Five thousand years ago in central Europe, dense forest filled the mountainsides; untamed grass swept over fields and the Great Googly Moogly hunted flying Artic Monkeys. Fast forward five thousand years into the future, (give or take a couple of thousand, or hundred thousand for the matter.) nothing much has changed. The Lovely mountains of Eastern Switzerland are home to wild nature and are protected. No trees are felled, grass mown or Artic Monkeys (Long gone by the way) eaten. Animals once nearly driven to extinction, now flourish again after their reintroduction. Even the Wolves and Bears have returned.
Okay, now what does that have to do with the future of being green and fossil fuels and whatnot? First off, grass is usually green and second off, it sounds right and third off, I have not a clue yet.
So, basically, earth is going to the dogs , so to speak. Literally, it’s going to be a future alien dumpsite or a planet with nuclear winters. This is how it’s most likely going to happen, (according to numerous computer games of course) , We, homo sapiens sapiens are going to run out of fuel, pollute the world, run out of oxygen, get angry at each other for running ( or jogging ) us out of our fuel and oxygen and nuke each other till winter is nuclear. Seven zillion years later, aliens from our neighbouring star system of Alpha Centauri ( Big Centaurs in Spaceships) are going to zip over for their vacations and say , “ Darn what losers.”
As to avoid being called losers by horsemen from another planet, earthians or humans or whatever should start at the source of the problem to eradicate being ridiculed. Fuel. Well, it is pretty obvious fossil fuels are not working too well and the dinosaurs don’t think much about it either but hey! They are abundant right? Wrong! (According to what I know anyhow.)
We have to accept that fossil fuels are in the past ( sometimes literally.) We need new fuels like fuel cells, hydrogen fuel cells, other fuel cells and dung. Dung being the most important. Okay, here we go. Fuel cells give out load of energy and is way more efficient than normal engines. They are also way more complicated to make. Dung. Dung is dung , essentially bio mass which can power your cars at the cost of stinkyness. Then there are electric cars, solar powered cars, cars with windmills on top, cars powered by gossip , cars powered by teachers pedalling and so on so forth.
Some people say global warming is not happening. What rubbish. Of course it is happening, how do you think winter changes into summer and wet people dry themselves without a towel. ( but then there is global freezing when summer turns into winter). Some folks say this is garbage while they eat their boiled cabbage. They live in denial and are probably older than thirty and have the attitude of “ It won’t affect me till im long gone and by then I cant give two tosses about it.”. Those sad buggers live in denial, no not the Nile , denial, look it up and cant accept or are really picky with the reality they want. ( or may not want.)
Okay, now what does that have to do with the future of being green and fossil fuels and whatnot? First off, grass is usually green and second off, it sounds right and third off, I have not a clue yet.
So, basically, earth is going to the dogs , so to speak. Literally, it’s going to be a future alien dumpsite or a planet with nuclear winters. This is how it’s most likely going to happen, (according to numerous computer games of course) , We, homo sapiens sapiens are going to run out of fuel, pollute the world, run out of oxygen, get angry at each other for running ( or jogging ) us out of our fuel and oxygen and nuke each other till winter is nuclear. Seven zillion years later, aliens from our neighbouring star system of Alpha Centauri ( Big Centaurs in Spaceships) are going to zip over for their vacations and say , “ Darn what losers.”
As to avoid being called losers by horsemen from another planet, earthians or humans or whatever should start at the source of the problem to eradicate being ridiculed. Fuel. Well, it is pretty obvious fossil fuels are not working too well and the dinosaurs don’t think much about it either but hey! They are abundant right? Wrong! (According to what I know anyhow.)
We have to accept that fossil fuels are in the past ( sometimes literally.) We need new fuels like fuel cells, hydrogen fuel cells, other fuel cells and dung. Dung being the most important. Okay, here we go. Fuel cells give out load of energy and is way more efficient than normal engines. They are also way more complicated to make. Dung. Dung is dung , essentially bio mass which can power your cars at the cost of stinkyness. Then there are electric cars, solar powered cars, cars with windmills on top, cars powered by gossip , cars powered by teachers pedalling and so on so forth.
Some people say global warming is not happening. What rubbish. Of course it is happening, how do you think winter changes into summer and wet people dry themselves without a towel. ( but then there is global freezing when summer turns into winter). Some folks say this is garbage while they eat their boiled cabbage. They live in denial and are probably older than thirty and have the attitude of “ It won’t affect me till im long gone and by then I cant give two tosses about it.”. Those sad buggers live in denial, no not the Nile , denial, look it up and cant accept or are really picky with the reality they want. ( or may not want.)
Friday, June 13, 2008
A good pun is its own reword.
A school decides to send their best punner, Me, to a punning contest. Evan sends in 10 puns , confident one of them would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
two weevils lived on a biscuit. one grew famous and rich and became a celebrirty. the otherin comparison was puny and unknown-in fact the lesser of two weevils
a local decorater is paid 300quid to repaint the interior of the church. He is to CHEAP to spend it all on paint so he dilutes the paint with water. When he sees that the thined paint wont cover the walls he dilutes it further. He still needs more , so he decides to dilute the paint one more time. Just then a sound from the heavens booms: " Stop, Repaint and thin no more"
Why did the Mexican shoot his Wife?
Tequila!
Mahatma Ghandi had badly calloused feet, frail health and bad breath.in other words he was super calloused-fragile mystic with halistosis
When a son said that his ambition was to drive an army tank his father said 'I won't stand in your way'.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
two weevils lived on a biscuit. one grew famous and rich and became a celebrirty. the otherin comparison was puny and unknown-in fact the lesser of two weevils
a local decorater is paid 300quid to repaint the interior of the church. He is to CHEAP to spend it all on paint so he dilutes the paint with water. When he sees that the thined paint wont cover the walls he dilutes it further. He still needs more , so he decides to dilute the paint one more time. Just then a sound from the heavens booms: " Stop, Repaint and thin no more"
Why did the Mexican shoot his Wife?
Tequila!
Mahatma Ghandi had badly calloused feet, frail health and bad breath.in other words he was super calloused-fragile mystic with halistosis
When a son said that his ambition was to drive an army tank his father said 'I won't stand in your way'.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
when im studying.
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this is on a sticky note.
this is on a sticky note.
Sunday, June 8, 2008
Screwed
Hi.
The Bloggers Year End Examinations are tomorrow and it seems as though he has wasted his week.
Dang.
Too bad for him.
On the other hand,
Obama won!!
The Bloggers Year End Examinations are tomorrow and it seems as though he has wasted his week.
Dang.
Too bad for him.
On the other hand,
Obama won!!
Friday, June 6, 2008
3 score and 4 years ago.
64 years ago was D-Day when the largest ever amphibious assault invaded Europe in WW2. ( Saving Private Ryan and Band of Brothers)
I liked Band of Brothers. It was a good movie.
Anyhow, back to life, i think i like the show Life with Detective Charlie Crewes.
Nowadays, i only watch, Simpsons, My Wife and Kids, Family Guy, Friends, Sarah Connor Chronicles , House, Numbers, CSI and are you smarter than a fifth grader.
That may sound like a lot of tv being watched.
It is.
I should be studying,. Im gona finish my history up after this and try to start my sciences.
So, anyhows
yeah.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Ah Beng jokes
Courtesy of Uncle Steven
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Fisherman's Wharf at Taman Desa last night, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching ManU bungkus Locky Blu's Stoke City,what...'
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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
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Ah Beng in National Press Club and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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Ah Beng told his maid: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take umbrella and go.'
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
Here ends the Ah Beng jokes....
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Fisherman's Wharf at Taman Desa last night, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
====
Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching ManU bungkus Locky Blu's Stoke City,what...'
====
Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
====
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
====
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
====
Ah Beng in National Press Club and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
====
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
====
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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Ah Beng told his maid: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take umbrella and go.'
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
Here ends the Ah Beng jokes....
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Monday, April 28, 2008
FAMILY GUY!
I have some other post i need to post.
Such as, Me Disecting a heart in Biology Class and My Teeth Extraction and my Miserableness.
BUT NOW.
FYI The greatest thing ever happened.
Praise the heavens.
FAMILY GUY is on starworld. 5.30 pm
FAMILY GUY
HHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
im so happy.
Such as, Me Disecting a heart in Biology Class and My Teeth Extraction and my Miserableness.
BUT NOW.
FYI The greatest thing ever happened.
Praise the heavens.
FAMILY GUY is on starworld. 5.30 pm
FAMILY GUY
HHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
im so happy.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Tralalafafallalala DOoodat.
Did you hear the joke about the ocean?
it was too deep for me.
what did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing, it just waved.
How did the beach get wet?
The sea weed.
What washes up very small beaches?
Microwaves
What did Neptune ( Poseidon ) say when the oceans dried up?
I havent a notion.
A short psychic escaped prison. Newspaper headlines read : Short medium at Large.
Quote by Tim Vine
"Apparently one in five people in the world are chinese.And there are 5 people in my family so it must be one of them. so its either my mum or dad. Or my older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho Chun Chan. But I think its Colin."
A hundred dumb blondes are packed into a Railway carriage. One Blonde enters and says " HEY! the carriage next door is empty.
SO, they all get up and move...
OKAY i got this from my joke books.
BOOK TITLES.
A clifttop tragedy by Eileen Dover
At the North pole by I.C . Blast
At the South pole by Anne Tartic
Better Gardening by Anita Lawn
Carpet laying by Walter Wall
Diary of a bank robber by Hans Upp
Eating Garlic by Y.I. Malone
Dating period furniture by Anne Teak
How to be stupid by M.T. Head
Improve your memory by Ivor Gott
Lumberjacks by Tim Burr
Primary School by L.M. Entree
And many more
OKAY Now Dictionary definitions
Bulldozer - a sleepy cow
Fjord - a norwegian car
Grammer - a female grandparent
Inkling - a small pen
Denial - a river in egypt
Net - Holes tied together with string
Polygon - a dead parrot
Rugged -seated on a mat
Zeal - an enthusiastic sea mammal
Thats all for today
it was too deep for me.
what did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing, it just waved.
How did the beach get wet?
The sea weed.
What washes up very small beaches?
Microwaves
What did Neptune ( Poseidon ) say when the oceans dried up?
I havent a notion.
A short psychic escaped prison. Newspaper headlines read : Short medium at Large.
Quote by Tim Vine
"Apparently one in five people in the world are chinese.And there are 5 people in my family so it must be one of them. so its either my mum or dad. Or my older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho Chun Chan. But I think its Colin."
A hundred dumb blondes are packed into a Railway carriage. One Blonde enters and says " HEY! the carriage next door is empty.
SO, they all get up and move...
OKAY i got this from my joke books.
BOOK TITLES.
A clifttop tragedy by Eileen Dover
At the North pole by I.C . Blast
At the South pole by Anne Tartic
Better Gardening by Anita Lawn
Carpet laying by Walter Wall
Diary of a bank robber by Hans Upp
Eating Garlic by Y.I. Malone
Dating period furniture by Anne Teak
How to be stupid by M.T. Head
Improve your memory by Ivor Gott
Lumberjacks by Tim Burr
Primary School by L.M. Entree
And many more
OKAY Now Dictionary definitions
Bulldozer - a sleepy cow
Fjord - a norwegian car
Grammer - a female grandparent
Inkling - a small pen
Denial - a river in egypt
Net - Holes tied together with string
Polygon - a dead parrot
Rugged -seated on a mat
Zeal - an enthusiastic sea mammal
Thats all for today
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Rar.
I have a new TV schedule.
Monday - "My wife and kids", "8 simple rules" and " 2 and a half men"
Tuesday - " " Eureka" " Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles"
Thats about it.
Aside from that, i found out some wicked awesome game.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin_%28game%29
Note : Its not a video game. Sounds cool.
Boom.
I have Add math homework now..
RAR.
Lets end with a joke.
You mommas football knowledge.
" " Your momma so stupid, she thinks a quarter back i s a refund."
Monday - "My wife and kids", "8 simple rules" and " 2 and a half men"
Tuesday - " " Eureka" " Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles"
Thats about it.
Aside from that, i found out some wicked awesome game.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin_%28game%29
Note : Its not a video game. Sounds cool.
Boom.
I have Add math homework now..
RAR.
Lets end with a joke.
You mommas football knowledge.
" " Your momma so stupid, she thinks a quarter back i s a refund."
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Once Again. Forcefully.
The 27th of March.
- wow, time passed fast.
So, as i have not posted for quite a bit and am unlikely to post in quite a bit due to my extreme - erm, lets not call it lazyness. More of a erm.. unwillin- no, reluctan- well, maybe just plain lazy.
Well, im starting to get the Lazy Urge right now and abandon this post, so if it is cut short in any way, well, ... my erm... blogger failed to work.... yeah.. lets go with that.
so,
i think ill do a huge , well larger than ordinary post today to make up for the dozens i have skived off doing.
Top off,
Im finding this html, really really tedious. stupid thing.
Anyhow, I saw the Formula One this year.
Was Awesome..
which rhymes with some....
Anyhows, it was fantasticly loud with dozens, no Tens, wait a second, dozens is more than tens.
HUNDREDS!, NO THOUSands, well not " no thousands," , more like NO, pause. , THOUSands. with the " no, pause" effect.
more like tens of thousands. of people.
Other people.
Anyhow, i could not make out much of the cars aside from the red feraris which won. They were too loud.
But, i thought it was marvelous, just like the movies about nascar in America. with the loud noises, thousands of people, helicopters flying about, everything making horrendous noise. Lovely.
Anyhow, i like using anyhow.
Anyhow, IT was utter chaos though, in some areas like the parking tickets,
the bloody losers kept us waiting in a line for an hour to tell us there were no more tickets , and they didnt even put a sign up to tell the others, so dozens of others were still queue for no reason.
And.,,,... they sold the tickets ten miles away ..
right,.. im tired of ferari. i mean F 1.
Lets go on.
Now... what have i done so far.
Well, its Easter Hols now.
I have done. well not much this week.
I did play a lot of XBOX.
i forgot to mention.
I have recently got an xbox, which i adore, with HALO 3 , gears of war and ASSASSINS creed.
Awesome.
which rhymes with some . <- ( partly cause some is in aweSOME <- point in time where you go " No kidding..")
Erm, i took part in this WW2 board game tourny last weekend.
Its called Flames of war.
I was a British Paratrooper Company.
an AMAZING thing happened!
I didnt get last place.! well close to last but NOT last.!
Top place was a british armoured division, followed by a german panzer division and a US para company.
If only i had more tanks.
Erm,Well i have seen a whole bunch of movies recently.
Meet the spartans, is,
incredibly,
stupid.
yet funny.
yet not as bad as the epic movie.
i watched lions for lambs once again.
Good political show.
I watched the 2006 film of As you like it. So much simpler than what we do in school, we should study shakespeare movies instead of of shakespeare dramas.
Good show. Weird Shakespearean English.
I watched Enchanted.
GOOD show . Really good show.
I love disney.
Well, i think i have spun on for quite a bit now about uselessness.
Bye.
- wow, time passed fast.
So, as i have not posted for quite a bit and am unlikely to post in quite a bit due to my extreme - erm, lets not call it lazyness. More of a erm.. unwillin- no, reluctan- well, maybe just plain lazy.
Well, im starting to get the Lazy Urge right now and abandon this post, so if it is cut short in any way, well, ... my erm... blogger failed to work.... yeah.. lets go with that.
so,
i think ill do a huge , well larger than ordinary post today to make up for the dozens i have skived off doing.
Top off,
Im finding this html, really really tedious. stupid thing.
Anyhow, I saw the Formula One this year.
Was Awesome..
which rhymes with some....
Anyhows, it was fantasticly loud with dozens, no Tens, wait a second, dozens is more than tens.
HUNDREDS!, NO THOUSands, well not " no thousands," , more like NO, pause. , THOUSands. with the " no, pause" effect.
more like tens of thousands. of people.
Other people.
Anyhow, i could not make out much of the cars aside from the red feraris which won. They were too loud.
But, i thought it was marvelous, just like the movies about nascar in America. with the loud noises, thousands of people, helicopters flying about, everything making horrendous noise. Lovely.
Anyhow, i like using anyhow.
Anyhow, IT was utter chaos though, in some areas like the parking tickets,
the bloody losers kept us waiting in a line for an hour to tell us there were no more tickets , and they didnt even put a sign up to tell the others, so dozens of others were still queue for no reason.
And.,,,... they sold the tickets ten miles away ..
right,.. im tired of ferari. i mean F 1.
Lets go on.
Now... what have i done so far.
Well, its Easter Hols now.
I have done. well not much this week.
I did play a lot of XBOX.
i forgot to mention.
I have recently got an xbox, which i adore, with HALO 3 , gears of war and ASSASSINS creed.
Awesome.
which rhymes with some . <- ( partly cause some is in aweSOME <- point in time where you go " No kidding..")
Erm, i took part in this WW2 board game tourny last weekend.
Its called Flames of war.
I was a British Paratrooper Company.
an AMAZING thing happened!
I didnt get last place.! well close to last but NOT last.!
Top place was a british armoured division, followed by a german panzer division and a US para company.
If only i had more tanks.
Erm,Well i have seen a whole bunch of movies recently.
Meet the spartans, is,
incredibly,
stupid.
yet funny.
yet not as bad as the epic movie.
i watched lions for lambs once again.
Good political show.
I watched the 2006 film of As you like it. So much simpler than what we do in school, we should study shakespeare movies instead of of shakespeare dramas.
Good show. Weird Shakespearean English.
I watched Enchanted.
GOOD show . Really good show.
I love disney.
Well, i think i have spun on for quite a bit now about uselessness.
Bye.
Sunday, March 2, 2008
BLuE
BluE . The Colour Blue is a colour. which means it is colourfull. in a sense. Isnt that lovely? But blue, looks like a nice colour. Erm... it looks like green without the yellow. I like the colour blue. Most people do.
Just for your information, blue isnt anything like Red. or Orange,Yellow or Purple. Well, maybe a bit of yellow and purple. Well maybe. Sorta. depends on you really.
Well now, you see, blue is pronouced as Ber-Loo-ooo. Which could be shortened to "Blu". Or "Bloo". Or " The colour which isnt another colour but is green divided by yellow.". Personally, i find the latter a bit of a mouthful. So, as from now onwards, i will call blue, blu. I like Blu.
Many things are blue. i mean blu. This is because people call none blu things blu. Like the first git who painted the sea blu when it is actually transparent. he should have just shoved some water on the canvas and said. Water.
Im not making sense but ill continue later.
Just for your information, blue isnt anything like Red. or Orange,Yellow or Purple. Well, maybe a bit of yellow and purple. Well maybe. Sorta. depends on you really.
Well now, you see, blue is pronouced as Ber-Loo-ooo. Which could be shortened to "Blu". Or "Bloo". Or " The colour which isnt another colour but is green divided by yellow.". Personally, i find the latter a bit of a mouthful. So, as from now onwards, i will call blue, blu. I like Blu.
Many things are blue. i mean blu. This is because people call none blu things blu. Like the first git who painted the sea blu when it is actually transparent. he should have just shoved some water on the canvas and said. Water.
Im not making sense but ill continue later.
i hate dust.
Today. I have just shoved through a mountain of dust whilst clearing through my book shelf.
I must have hundreds of books in my room alone.
And all of them are dusty.
That was a load of rubbish.
I hate dust.
I dont want to talk about it anymore.
I must have hundreds of books in my room alone.
And all of them are dusty.
That was a load of rubbish.
I hate dust.
I dont want to talk about it anymore.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Games i want.
Monday, 12.28 a.m. February the 4th, 2008
What not important stuff : same as last post.
Top off, i want a Xbox 360. Yesterday, i spent half the day, blasting people and getting blasted on three system linked xbox(s) in Halo 3 and Call of Duty 4.
Call of duty 4 is awesome. Its as good as Halo. You can shoot through walls.
For example:
Nirvan : Damn, im getting shot ! Whats the crouch button.
Ducks behind brick wall. Gets shot.
Riley : hahahaha, i shot through the wall.
Wicked awesome game. Nice guns.
Anyhow, i want:
A Xbox360 ( 1st choice ) or a ( PS3 or Wii for second choice)
360 games -
Tom Clancy's Endwar
Halo 3
Call of Duty 4
Frontlines
Medal of Honour : Airborne
Turok
Guitar Heroes 3 - with the guitar
bioshock
mass effect
crysis
fable 2
mecenaries 2
other cool games.
Now for the testlike thingamabobs
12.36am same day.
What not important stuff : same as last post.
Top off, i want a Xbox 360. Yesterday, i spent half the day, blasting people and getting blasted on three system linked xbox(s) in Halo 3 and Call of Duty 4.
Call of duty 4 is awesome. Its as good as Halo. You can shoot through walls.
For example:
Nirvan : Damn, im getting shot ! Whats the crouch button.
Ducks behind brick wall. Gets shot.
Riley : hahahaha, i shot through the wall.
Wicked awesome game. Nice guns.
Anyhow, i want:
A Xbox360 ( 1st choice ) or a ( PS3 or Wii for second choice)
360 games -
Tom Clancy's Endwar
Halo 3
Call of Duty 4
Frontlines
Medal of Honour : Airborne
Turok
Guitar Heroes 3 - with the guitar
bioshock
mass effect
crysis
fable 2
mecenaries 2
other cool games.
Now for the testlike thingamabobs
| Your Bumper Sticker Should Be |
 Come to the darkside, we have cookies |
| You Are 7 Up |
 Understated and subtle, people warm up to you slowly. But once they're hooked, they can't imagine going back to anyone else! Your best soda match: Diet Coke Stay away from: Mountain Dew |
| American Cities That Best Fit You: |
 60% Boston 60% San Diego 60% San Francisco 55% Honolulu 55% Washington, DC |
12.36am same day.
Friday, February 1, 2008
Bummer.
12.10 a.m 2nd February 2008
convos at the current moment: mongus, keishia
Things in the world : Kenyan civil war, American primaries, some other important things.
Right.
The second post of the year.
I have not been posting much. The interest seems to have left me. Anyway, its the chinese new year holidays now.
Anyway, i have changed my layout, as in the date comes first and all, because im guessing someday in the future this would be the equivalent of a diary or something or another. so, maybe, i dunno, im probably delusional or something and it wont last.
Bugger.
Anyhow, hello world.
I havnt a clue what to type.
So recent events. Ive tried EVE online. its cool and all but my laptop wont graphiclly support it.
that sucks.
Flames of war seems like a cool game. I watched Flyboys, good show. I want to rewatch band of brothers and i want to watch meet the parents. I want to play halo 3.
I think global warming is bad and alternative energy should be found and the world should be turned into a better place and not crumble ( especially when im around, that is to say the next 150 years). Umm, i support Obama but i dont mind if hilary wins. Umm... I want to go to italy.
Oh, the date and all is in italic even though i wanted it underlined because i dont know how to underline it.
Yeah, ill do another post another day.
12.34 same day
convos at the current moment: mongus, keishia
Things in the world : Kenyan civil war, American primaries, some other important things.
Right.
The second post of the year.
I have not been posting much. The interest seems to have left me. Anyway, its the chinese new year holidays now.
Anyway, i have changed my layout, as in the date comes first and all, because im guessing someday in the future this would be the equivalent of a diary or something or another. so, maybe, i dunno, im probably delusional or something and it wont last.
Bugger.
Anyhow, hello world.
I havnt a clue what to type.
So recent events. Ive tried EVE online. its cool and all but my laptop wont graphiclly support it.
that sucks.
Flames of war seems like a cool game. I watched Flyboys, good show. I want to rewatch band of brothers and i want to watch meet the parents. I want to play halo 3.
I think global warming is bad and alternative energy should be found and the world should be turned into a better place and not crumble ( especially when im around, that is to say the next 150 years). Umm, i support Obama but i dont mind if hilary wins. Umm... I want to go to italy.
Oh, the date and all is in italic even though i wanted it underlined because i dont know how to underline it.
Yeah, ill do another post another day.
12.34 same day
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