On Day.

One day, Jack, was crossing the road, when, SUDDENLY, it hit him.
Quite literally really, The road simply got up and hit him. In the face.
Shocked as he was, Jack could manage to stammer out," Why in tarnation, not carnation, did u slap me?"

Now, it was the road's turn to feel timid. Stuttering away, he explained himself," Well, good sir, u seemed to be walking over me, and i decided to well, stand up for my self"

Jack pondered for a minute and said, " Oh my , i have been walking over you havnt i? .. Take That and that. hmmph, thatll teach you for hitting me."

The End.

Jack walk on the pavement.