Monday, December 31, 2007

2008.

I spent the night at some sunway hotel or another, watching, the miss tourism international metropolitan pageant.
My mom made all the batik clothes there.
I think New Zealand should have won.
Or at least got into the top ten.

Food was not as brilliant as one might like but it was edible.

We left early.


So,

We set off to hunt for fireworks till 12.20

We drove in one direction to see the fireworks only for it to diminish. Then, a U-turn and a couple hundred meters to see the next one ... and then the next one... and the next one..

The one near bangsar village was quite good.


So, the year began with firework chasing.



Hope its a good year.


Happy new year!

End of 2007.

So, The year ends.

I actually have about three quarters of a dozen posts i wanted to do but i rather don't feel like typing them out. As such, this will be 2007s last post.

This year, many things have changed dramatically, i cant even begin to phantom the differences from the start of this year to now. The first of the first of the two thousandth and seventh to the last day of the year-

Right. Im typing rubbish.

So, this year, I did a bunch of stuff which i enjoyed.
Among them are reading good books,
going to school ( sad isnt it),
Going to Bali where i surfed, rather painfully,
the pmr camp,
yjc and other clubs,
Switching schools,
Camp again,
PMR,
Mufti day,
Christmas hol in Thailand.

Well, there are a lot more ( im guessing) but i dont exactly recall them at this moment.

So, yeah, i have absolutely no idea what to type now.
New years resolution? Nah, never do,
Promise to be good all year? Not possible
Not use the com so much? Unthinkable

Anyway then, Happy New Year and a belated Merry Christmas.
So long 2007. You have been.. here.

Right, i have a little less then five hours till 2008.
I get sentimental every-time something ends, eg: leaving a hotel after a holiday, leaving the house for a camp and what not.
So, yeah.
Oh dear.
A bit over four hours till the new year.

Bugger.



So, im off to watch a beauty pageant with my family.
On new year , a beauty pageant, ? you might ask.
But then, my mom made all the contestants costumes.

I Do hope that they have fireworks.
I love fireworks.

Now then, off to put on my suit and bugger off.


Bye.

So long.

Take Care.

Tata.

toodles.

Bugger off.

See you.


"An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves."
Bill Vaughan


The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.
Ivy Baker Priest, in Parade, 1958


Bye.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Holidays.

Righto, so the holidays came.
and have not gone.

Yet.

So, what have i been doing in the last 4 days?

Well, First off, everyday, i have been shooting something. Be it Battlefield, Generals, Tiberium Wars, Company of heroes, Medieval 2 total war or Dawn of war :Dark Crusade, it all comes down to blowing up everything from Americans to MECs to Chinese to Aliens to elephants with cannons to more aliens and even more aliens and more aliens. O and Nazis. And aliens.

Everyone loves shooting things.

So, aside from shooting, ive been watching a lot of tele lately. The Queen, About a Boy, Love Actually, Apollo 13, Wild Hogs and such. Strangely, none have guns in it. Well, i meant to say, no warfare.

Yes, yes.. i have also finished a book for the first time in a couple of weeks. Lovely. I started a new book 5 minutes later. Hoping to do at least a dozen books by start of term.

AND board games. I have won at settlers of catan but lost at risk.

All in all, i am very bored.
But hey, the carolers are coming tomorrow and there are more aliens to shoot.



Evan.

Very bored.

Friday

SO the next day, i came and collected my report.
Wasn't half bad.
All the grades were good - excellent though.... there were a lot of goods..... which isn't too good.
I got all As for psychics which was lovely.
And, surprisingly IT.
The subject i despise the most. I don't even pay attention in class, i cant. I have not a clue whats going on there..
Weird. . . It think he gave everyone all As. Well, it adds more As.

So, twas the end of school for term 1.
It was a super fun term.
Loads more fun than Cempaka. No offence.

I find it somewhat sad that when we return in january, the christmas trees wont be there anymore. There was one in the lobby, canteen, other canteen, office, other office, in fact, every office had a tree and deco.

Tralalala. Ah well, that was that.

So night was prom, i ended up going on my own as Pavel had to get shoes last minute.
The bliddy jam took me an hour and a half to get to the hotel.
It had not started yet. Lovely thing, lateness.

Anyway, so many suits...
mine was the coolest.
Well. not really .

So dash through, food was okay, there was pasta ( all that mattered) , The sherbets were bloody sour, the chaps on my table resorted to taking it in one gulp and spasming for the next minute. I did not. I am not a sheer moron ( so i tell myself).

skip skip, started to get tired and was sick of the stupid light always shining into my eye. Then i went home and slept.

P.S. Mr Wilson is really cool.

Flight Sim.

So Last Thursday, Sam and I went to a flight simulator pilot academy somewhere in Subang.
We left for the Aerospace place sometime around ten or so.

So, i had malay in the morn. I don't recall doing anything aside from doing nothing.
Once again, we were wearing hats and eating candy canes ( thanks to nicole.)

O, and , i think that was the first time i actually ate a candy cane. I mean, i have always known they were edible but.... i dunno, i thought its primary use was as a christmas tree decoration. Tasted like a sweet-like sweet. Sort of.

So, i don't remember doing much, before break, went around in circles, collected a certificate, and went around in circles again looking for the pickup zone which i apparently passed around half a dozen times.
And off, to the place. I sat next to Sam and discussed ways to extermina- , i mean battle other armies in computer games. Half an age later we arrived at this swanky looking place. It was next to a swanky looking school which was called " Smart School".


So we went in, and there were joysticks and a f-15 cockpit slap in the middle which i didn't get to have a go at. Sam got a go at this propeller computer simulated program. He didn't crash.

Next off , ( i rather sick of using "so") , we crossed the street to the swanky school. We had pasta, my favourite ( wow, i just found out the american computer spells favourite as favorite. . .Weirdos). It wasnt half bad, actually, it was quite good. I had two boxes, the chap sitting in front of me didn't want his.

Ah, yes, i forgot to mention this chap, he was the one teaching sam how to fly. He is Thriteen. Lovely no?
The smart fellow is taking his A- Levels already. ( i gasped. i didn't believe it.) I don't know or forgot his name so ill call him " Levels.

We even tested "Levels" with our chemistry which we could not do and he solved it. Oh dear. Lovely.

So fast forward a bit. ( how do you spell foward? foward or forward?)

- Kids below 12 should not be allowed. Two bugger below knee height were the loudest , most annoying bugger this side of the planet.
-We waited a helluva long time for our turn and after our turn.
- Those kids are annoying.
- Mr Christly is funny
- did i say those kids were annoying?


So, our first sim was a airbus 3 something something. I landed it and didn't crash. I rock, though, the pilot might have been helping and controlling a bit - unconfirmed - but ill go without that. I saw someone crash and the whole screen went blank.

THEN, we got into the sim with hydraulics on. We had to cross this bridge to this huge box which cost 15 million USD.
That was lovely, when we took off, i felt as though i was really inside a plane taking off, and then to the side, downwards, upwards. wow. so real.

" Levels" got annoying in the cockpit.

Sam landed it rather..." smoothly" .. but he didn't crash.

Then we went into the waiting room where Darth Yoda 1 and 2 began to fight. I share my candy cane which came along with a lovely christmas card i received from nick in the morn with sam and some other kid. I think it was "Levels."

Tralalala a bit. The others had a go at the sim as well but thats unimportant.

Mr Christly is superbly funny.
One of the jokes.
Its a chemistry joke.


A Neutron walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and finishes it.
Next, he asks the bartender how much.




































No Charge.



ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa..

Geddit geddit?

Anyway, the trip back took ages and all and i didnt get my report till the following day.
yeah...

Monday, December 17, 2007

Grease.

So,
I seemed to have missed a whole week of activities which i am going to compress into a few short post.

Starting with Last Tuesday.
That day, after a horrifyingly long day, i went off to watch Grease, the school play.
Jon came to pick me up around a quarter to seven and we buggered off to watch the play in school which is a drastically nice change from having to leave the house absurdly early to Cheras for Cempakas production.

So, i didn't know of anyone else aside from me , jon, nazmi and jane who were watching the play on tuesday but it ended up with Lance, Desy, Nirvan Sam and Sam, Yoren and others. The show was quite good. Fraiser, Sam's Brother was quite good. All in all a 6.5 out of ten with ten being top notch in west end. The Mike Problem brought it down .

It was not as good as the cempaka productions but it took a good deal lest time, less money and the practice was always after school in contrast to cempakas two straight months everyday practice and elaborate stages.

It was a fun night. Songs were good and Sam's other brother, Hugh is so cute.


next post, flight simulation.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Malay Class.

Today during malay, we got back our testpapers.
And.
I wasnt paying attention while we were marking them.
mostly.
Last night, i was looking at how to write cursive and i ended up playing with writing which evolved....

Well, anyway, it started by us having to hand p our books, and nicole had "vandalised my centre spread" so i tore it out.



here it is.

So, i got bored and started writing my name , then everyone elses. ( by this i mean the ppl sitting in our table)
Then i drew.



this is what yan had to say.

Evan's page.
First he was practicing cursive handwriting.
Then he drew our...hobbies/talents? Evan - taking over the world, Irving - basketball, Nirvan - football, me - swimming, Nicole - umm...standing with a lollipop. Then he drew hats/headgear. E - halo, I - top hat, N - jester's hat, me - crown, Nicole - hair. Then it was transport. He got a jet, Irving got a car, Neerwon got a BICYCLE (Evan can't spell), I got skates/skate+skate, Nicole got a...I don't know what she got.
This is how bored we get in Malay class.

Yeah.....

Then irving drew on a page.



He only did the Big EVAN in the middle. i did the rest.


Then The last page was blank but i dubbed it Nirvan/Yan Page.
And sent her off to scan it.
But... she drew on it with Rachel.






Yeah. Thats my malay class.





AND... i went to watch grease, launch and build a water rocket and had macdonalds today. I put that in the next post.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

under the rainbow , under the SEA.

Anyway, this morn, i went off to BSC to have breakfast and look at the christmas decorations for the how manieth time. AND i went into the toy shop for the first time in who knows how long.

I bought a boat.
A frigate.
With a movable turret and rockets.
And it floats.
on water.
With a propeller. ( batteries not included.)

It was so cool.
I named it IMPERATOR.
So the first thing i did when i got home was launch it off into the pool. 2 seconds later i asked my bro to launch it back from the other side. The smart fellow threw it. It landed up side down but still floating.
Of course we wernt in our swimming gear and it was in the middle of the pool and we didnt know how to retrieve it but it was still floating so that was good.

Then, suddenly it tilted upright and sunk. ( like titanic) .
I watched i horror as 5 seconds ago i just took it out from the box.
So i got changed and brought down the aircraft carrier which we didnt know was sea worthy or not.
IT was.

So i went of and played with the ships. I love ships. I want more toys.

So , later i went to Relish for Lunch.
The burgers there are really good, it reminds me of GBK from london.


I saw a RM6 000 000 without duty car. A maclaren. WOW.
That was cool.
But i prefer an aston martin.

Anyway, blahdibalh, went off to play tennis with Jon only to remind myself how much i suck at it.
THEN - well lets fast foward to dinner.

MY brother aimed the aircraft carrier at the Imperator and pushed it hard.
The carrier smacked dead center the Imperator sending it spinning before capsizing and sinking again.
Now it lies beneath the water waiting to be collected tomrow.


AH... from green men to boats.

Next off, Paratroopers,
Then, Paratroopers landing on boats.
Then remote controlled helicopters leaving the boats and flying up to drop green men ( paratroopers ) on boats.



Lovely.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Life and stuff

I've realized, that I cannot simply keep living so.. well... simply.
I must give up my days of carefree fun and joy.
Many people think that I am just a fun guy to be around; that I do not ponder the ways and the inner workings of the universe, and my purpose and function in this strange state called 'life'.
I do not blame them, for my actions and words have done nothing to prove otherwise.
This image of me, someone who does not care about what others say or think of me and only ever has a singular transparent motive, is great and makes people more comfortable, but sadly, it is false.
I think about stuff.
I'm not as shallow as I seem.
I merely do not wish to share or express my thoughts as openly as some others.
I like pasta, that statement is true.
That string of words however, does not necessarily confine the borders of my thought to italian cuisine.
I think, I feel, I am.

Never assume otherwise.


















BWAHAHA YOU GOT PUNK'D


by~ the jon

Green men.

Today, i found a bunch of toy soldiers i played when i was super young ( around 10 years ago. { wow... im more than 10 years old.. how odd. does not feel that way})

Was so tempting and in the end i succumbed.

Right, so i devised a brilliant story. ( or unbrilliant as some might say)


The High Terra Aircraft carrier of the Aurus Naval Defence was sucked into a whirpool into the depths of the planet as the part of the sea it was in was drained into a big hole.
Then, it was discovered there were ORKs below the crust and they detonated a bom to escape and rule the world. So the survivors of the High Terra decided to hold of the orks as they were in a defensive position.
AND they requested reinforcements. So, as the other battleship Imperator was nearby, it sent reinforcements.
( as you may have noticed, im making this up as i go along.)
So a company of the great Aurus Marines descended into the bowels of the planet and started a defence as the planet gathered armies to halt the orks.
Over 24 hours, all the energy and solar powered weapons and armour were made useless in the lightless area. The imperator went around collecting un modern weapons and sending it down. So , the marines ended up with WW2 gear and drones which worked, along with bombers flown in from the surface and a Mega Heat Ray Cannon set up down there.

Yeah....

It illogical but WTH .



The Defence!



The "CIRCLES WITH EXPLANATIONS!"



" EVEN MORE CIRCLES WITH EXPLANATIONS!"


Who knew i could be so lame.

Friday, December 7, 2007

Cough.

Well, today was the christmas bazaar. Which was quite nice.
chrismasy and loads of food.

Otherwise, it was a pretty normal day though i felt blur the whole day and it seemed strange.
this whole week seemed to have been weird.
Or maybe its just today and i think the whole week was weird or maybe im just sleepy.

Anyway, yesterday, my mum came over to school to have a meeting with teachers . ( for new students)
Well, i got good reports. Mostly.
well, actually all were good. yeah.

Tralalalalalalaa.

i don't really like today.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Swimming Gala.

Today was Swimming gala.
Wasnt as large a scale as cempaka's but this way, i actually watched the swimming.
Thats a first.
Anyway, i lost in the freestyle. which...
i expected.

And, i got a A* for Maths!
Yay!
Yippy!


AND,

There are christmas Trees in the front entrance and canteens!
which i could have decorated better.

O well, Add math and Malay test tomorrow.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Christmas!

Christmas !
Just around the corner~!

Well, Today i put up the Tree, My maid and I, double handedly while my Dad and Brother watched Independence day. Anyway, i say, it isnt too bad considering i did it.

Ill be ultimately horrifyingly morbid when Christmas is over, thus waiting another year for it.

The Tree is up!
Tralalalalalalalalala.

Hurry up and load ~












The Carol CD~



O, i hung this on the Door but as a joke and My Dad took it away and hung it somewhere else.





25 Christmas songs.

1.Feliz Navidad
2.Imm Dreaming of a white Christmas~
3.Rocking around the Christmas Tree~
4.Silver Bells~
5.Jingle Bell Rock~
6.Jingle bells~
7.Silent Night~
8.I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause~
9. Litltle Drummer Boy~
10.Merry Christmas~
11. Joy To the World~
12.Santa Clause is coming to town~
12. The Donkey song which name escapes me~
13 . On the First Day of Christmas, Mt True Love gave...~
14. Let It Snow Let it Snow Let it Snow
15.All i want for christmas is you~
16.Winter Wonderland~
17. O Come All ye Faithfull~
18. Hark The Herald Angels Sing~
19. Away in a Manger~
20. The First Noel~
21. All i want for Christmas is my two front teeth~
22.Rudolf the Red nose Reindeer~
23.Good king Wencelas~
24.A baby is born in betheleham~
25.Frosty the snowman~

Monday, November 26, 2007

Horses and Peter Pan

On saturday, Jon and I went to watch The Horse Grand Prix Race thing.

We were Vips so we just sat ate and videoed the Lancers. Other than that it was okay.
We were Vips.

The next day, i went to peter pan ( forced by amanda) and it was okay.
yeah
.
coudnt see amanda though,.

Captain hook was cool.


ANYWAY, i really wanted to write long post about these on the days i attended them but now i dont feel like it.

O, and i love it when it christmas, especially in BSC.
When all the deco are up and all. And dozens of christmas trees and carols everywhere.

Cant wait for December Hols.

tralala.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Nicole rocks your multi-coloured socks.

HAHAHA I HACKED INTO EVAN'S BLOG ACCOUNT.

Or he gave me his password. Something like that.

He promised I could write the hundredth post, so this is it. Your long-awaited blahblahblah.doc. Go get some popcorn and a chair cushion. It'll be long.

I contemplated writing all about what I did today (get an award for passing my practical exam and a free book!), but sad as it may be, it's still Evan's blog. Darn.

So after three minutes of pondering, here's a list of 100 things I find weird about Evan.

(NOTE: Before I start, you should know that lately I've been extremely tired and uninspired. Meaning my writing might sound awfully weird or Awfully weird with an uppercase A.)

100 Things I Find Weird About Evan.

1. He has totally Malaysianified his name, thus making it sound bad. Evan (pronounced eh-ven) is a nice name. Evan (pronounced ee-vah-n), however much you accent each syllable, is not.

2. He has lady's fingers, and I don't mean a love for the vegetable. His fingers are long and slender and -- OMG, THEY'RE WORSE THAN JON'S. That's beyond weird.

3. He never brings his homework diary to school. Coming from Cempaka, that's completely weird.

4. He has a stuffed elephant and is fifteen.

5. His brother has a nicer name than he does.

6. He isn't ticklish. What kind of a freak isn't ticklish? You can poke him all you want, but he won't flinch. He'd stand there and wait for you to finish.

7. He makes typos more than I say "haha" in a convo. That's a lot.

8. He is tall and wears glasses. That's pretty weird, isn't it?

9. He listens to The Pussycat Dolls. Need I say more.

10. He calls you up at midnight on Skype to read out his English homework. And doesn't realise when you turn your speakers off.

11. He has an amazingly short attention span. I am not kidding.

12. He can't remember anything for nuts. He's worse than my dad -- AND MY DAD'S OLD, SO HE HAS AN EXCUSE.

13. He doesn't have a dog. Who doesn't have a dog?

(I, up until now, had no idea I was writing this post under the Edit HTML tab. This is just a glimpse of my geniusnessness.)

14. He talks faster than I do. Occasionally.

15. He said "I'm going to prom" and then asked "Do I need a tux?". Hahahaha that's weird.

16. He doesn't do homework until ten at night. And until he came along, I was sure I was the only one who did that.

17. He can play Eldeweiss on the guitar. Weirdoo.

18. He whacks you on your shoulder multiple times when he wants to talk to you. This is weird, bordering rude.

19. His initials spell elth. HAHAHAHA THAT'S JUST WEIRD.

20. He can't spell concur.

21. He calls football soccer.

22. AND HE SUPPORTS ARSENAL. What on Earth. They drew with Manu tonight, four all. You see, if CHELSEA played, they woulda kicked Manchester United's manchestery butt. So, in conclusion, supporting Arsenal is a stupid decision and should be classified as weird for the sole purpose of this list.

(That was written on the night Manchester United actually played Arsenal. Otherwise I am suffering from a condition that has me watching make-believe football matches.)

23. When he first met me, he thought I was shy. HAHAHAHA that deserved a spot on this list.

24. He doesn't know what Mufti means.

25. He believed me when I told him the nail polish I was (messily) applying would come off easily with soap and water.

25 and 1/2. He let me paint his nails.

25 and 3/4. He let DAVID paint his nails! What kind of an almost-guy lets another almost-guy paint their nails?

26. He took dance classes. (Sorry if that was some kind of unknown secret you kept from all your friends.)

27. He beat Armand in a pillow fight. This is weird, seeing as we're talking about Evan here.

28. He was beaten up by a bunch of kids in Year Five. That means they were, *counts on fingers*, nine.

29. He reads Wikipedia like I read people's minds. (That means a lot, because I'm psychic like that. :D)

30. He spells moi 'mua' and insists it's cooler.

31. He has a psycho-freak-stalker who doesn't even exsist.

32. He thinks ninjas aren't cool.

33. He thinks Tekton Pro looks like his handwriting, BUT FOR MARCAO FERNANDEZ'S SAKE, it does not.

34. He spelt pesimistik wrong, thus getting only 24/25 for his Malay vocab test. So much for being Mr. I-So-Smart.

35. He spontaneously puts on fake English accents when you least expect it.

36. Did I mention that he's tall and wears glasses?

37. He got trashed by both Nirvan and his brother in Halo 3 and still thinks he pwns.

38. His house is purple. Or rather, partially purple (alliteration!).

39. He can't write poems to save his life.

39 and 1/2. He thinks God rhymes with dog.

40. He shares the same nickname as a Pokemon character.

41. He overuses the words 'nut', or 'nut-case', or 'nutter', or 'nut' in its plural form, nuts. I have yet to hear him say nutty, though.

42. He likes the numbers 5, 7, 12, 15 and other multiples of 5, like 103, 395, 275. If that isn't weird, I'm not quite sure what is.

43. He hasn't changed his MSN username for the longest time.

44. When asked to tell me something weird about himself, he replied, I love my pillows.

45. He likes to read. But the weird part comes from be able to read in the first place.

46. When asked to tell me another something weird about himself, he replied, I like...er...dreaming.

47. Evan likes falcons, horses, dogs and dolphins.

48. He, I quote, wants a picture of his nails.

49. He likes pasta and thinks it's edible. Pfft. Pasta. Edible. Hahahaha.

100. He pronounces tomato toe-mah-toe. It doesn't get any weirder than that.

There you have it. 100 (or so) reasons why I think Evan is weird. It's past midnight and I'm sick of typing, so I'll end it here.

Wait.

Today marks exactly one month since I got my beloved iPod stolen.

...Okay, now I'll end it.

Edit// Ignore the post below.

Uncle Sam wants YOU to boycott Jon's blog!

It should remiain under-visited and spamless. :D

THE EVER-AMAZING, EVER-AWESOME, EVER-ALLTHEGOODWORDSYOU'DFINDINATHEASAURUS,

Nicole, Queen Of The Universe (conveniently abbreviated down to BBQ).

Friday, November 23, 2007

This is jon

I have successfully taken evan's computer hostage, in doing so, I have achieved the ability to destroy his reputation.

Visit my blog, or the same fate shall befall you.


this post will probably be deleted, but then again, I'm contributing to his post count.



The professor went to a furniture store
Guess what he bought?







a periodic table! bwahahhahahahaahahaaaaa

Im Black Again!

Well, my hair is back to its normal uncoloured state thus the im black again. ( well, in bio , all hair is actually dark brown except if from the indian subcontinent ergo the title should be im Dark Brown again.)

Anyway, today was mufti day , which i havnt a clue why its called mufti.

So, ill jst list out the things that happened before i tell the whole day.

O, did i mention the theme is crazy hair.?

1. Today reminded me why i dont use gel often.
2. coloured hairspray stinks
3. Nirvan's wig is .. wow...
4. i own with a sniper in halo 3.
5. I beat armand in a pillow fight.
6. Nicole did not record our pillow fight.
7. I am not going to let nicole paint my nails again. ( armand and David samy too.) In fact, im am not gona paint my nails again.
8. krispy kreme is good.
9. Auctions are cool.
10. Raffle prizes were cool.



Nirvan , emina and me. The other pics of me sucked.

So, anyway, got up, blahblah, wasnt sure if it was suppose to be uniformed or casual. Irving and nicole ad told me it was casual but i wasnt sure so i sms nirvan who called back and told me it was casual. then blah. school. Went all the way up, to class, seing many many wierd hairstyles everywhere. Got to class. Wow. ...
Yeah. Wow.
Anyway, i borrowed a bunch of hairsprays and it stunk. Then Nirvan and I went walking around the school before registration.
O btw, did i mention Nirvans was super cool. He had this wig that fit his head almost prefect.With Pink hair and he was wearing a pink shirt.
Anyway, we saw teachers spraying their hair and some really cool hairdos.

Then, we went to find our store, which we wernt suppose to yet but , yeah. we coudnt find it. So, we went off to class for an extended boring registartion watching some educational movie.
Soon, after, Nirvan and I kicked some people in Halo 3. A little after, i and david lost to ethian and nirvan in another match.

So, we went to look for our second shift which didnt work out, so i went to disturb nicole . So, nirvan and i took over from pak ling the store which we made tonnes of coupons, an never ending row of customers who came to throw ping pongs ( sad people...) So, we were giving out prize coupons by the dozens (literally). Loads of people came in to help (cause i was there. jkjk) like jon who looked wet, cheng wei, danial and others.

And Then! .. yeah.. i dont really remeber but i think i gave sam a krispy kreme i owed him and had one of nicoles sushi.
Blah. some thing happened , then, then, then, yeah.....
So skip a bit, and Armand and I were pummeling each other into submission with pillows.I won.
Nicole was suppose to video tape our fight but NOOOOO, she had to be too slow... yeesh, i tell you. (jk jk nick.)

Then, i dont really remeber but we were all around the place. We had pizza , well i did anyway .Jon and Tim had donuts. Green donuts. Green. Greeeen!... O, Armand and I went to the Grand Hall To watch the auction. That was cool. A slave auction. A slave for the entire week. .. Some prices went up to 600.
I tell you.... .... that was quite cool actually. Though, i woudnt have bought anyone ( due to the lak of money) but i think we would all have chipped in to buy timmy* if he was there.

Sometime now, Mina took pics of all the Ceegos.
I was the best.


After a while, The most dreadfull thing happened. Nicole persuadded me to colour my nails. I said okay, .. It didnt sound so bad, until i saw the bottles. wow. ... And then Armand wanted to try and paint also. and David. I was freaked out then. My nails turned out devastating after which armand loaded it with glitter. Ill post a pic soon. Armands were thick, Davids were thin and Nicoles were all over the place because she coudnt stop laughing while she was painting.

Then , i think armand said something about my nice fingers.

Quote.
" Hey, without your body, your hands would look like beyonces"
Someoneelse: "isnt beyonce black?"
"...."

Hahaha..

Well, Yeah,

Then we had some stuff, lounging around,. Cotton candy.

Kids are evil.

I charged into this bouncy room. The purpose : To be beaten by small kids.
Obviously i was not one to take the evil risk of it.
Jon went first.
They swarmed me, i could not move.
And i could here the others out side Encouraging.





Them..

I disticntly remeber nicole saying. "Hit him in the stomach"

and jon smirking .

Then a girl whack me in the stomach. That hurt.


So, A while later was the raffle thingy. The bands were cool and the raffle prizes were awesome. I wanted the guitar or the suite in shangrila or the phone . Wow. The raffle prizes rocked.
I was sitting near jon saneu tim emina nicole and armand. Jon was telling us his pickup lines and saneu was telling us his jokes.

The day ended with a band playing "Scotty dosnt know"....
On stage, in front of teachers and everyone./...


Then we went home soon after.

Ill post pics when i get them.



Hahaha this one looks weird. So weird its cool.



Im in the background.



Ceego United!

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Well.

So, i think i didnt do to well on maths and i know i didnt do to well on IT.
i really dont like IT.
Why did it have to be a compulsory subject.
I dont understand anything.

yeesh.

Every thursday, waiting for the day to pass.

Anyway, i played warbook on facebook and its quite cool. Go get it.


And the post below was meant to be a really long one about christmas but ill do it another day.

AND,

i got krispy kreme.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Saturday, November 17, 2007

My Lovely handwriting.

OI

Wtf, its not coming out.

Yeah, this is it. I mean, close to it. Sorta. Tekton PRO. uhuh.







Inverted. Go look at right to left as i have no idea on how to uninvert it, well i do have an idea but its not working.

WTF.. i just found out the blog cant show my lovely handwriting in digital form.

Stupid thing.

Well, Now, Go Spam one of ur contacts, Switch font to Tekton Pro Bold Condensed. That should be around my handwriting but, with sharper points on M, N, and other point areas.

Chooi Ern doesnt Believe my handwriting.
This is what iget for haveing bad handwriting for an age.




UNINVERTED!


Friday, November 16, 2007

Escapist.

J way has just shown me a new game reviewer.
Nothing like it. Wonderful. Lovely.
Nothing can top this dude.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2304-Zero-Punctuation-Halo-3

Thats for halo 3. watch t. then click the links by the side for other games.

Nothing better.
This guy rocks.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Bersih Rally.

Last week, at least i think last week, there was a rally in Kl against corrupted elections.

This was sorta cool, i mean, its not good. But , it was in the news (international of course.) and Malaysia made it on the Front page of Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Bersih_rally

This was on the front page of Wiki .

Anyway, 40 k ppl turned up around Kl, even though the papers only stated 4000 turned up.

( The Writer for the article could have been careless and could have missed a 0. )


Well, the International news made a huge deal about it, showing pics which showed malaysia as a problematic country. Well ,
from the tapes, it looked like a movie. People runnng around, Water raining everywhere, hoses directed at ppl, Fire trucks which looked like reinforced armoured vehicles moving along the streets. Walls upon shield walls of Riot police in full body armour ( Which i have to credit, does look pretty cool, in red and black.) lining the streets and moving foward. Teargas fired from grenade launchers ( i think.). Sweet, they could make a movie.

Nuts. My buttton for pics isnt working. ill add photos of the cool riot police later.

Well, in the end, we got something in to the Istana for the king to see.

Well, the government response was expected, Hushing up and downgrading the matter. Which is fine. One needs it for public order. But, the ministers debate with Al jazeera was sadly .... sad.

I think they should reeducate the government on English. And, some of the Al Jazeera Questions are rather good.

If you are a democratic country, why dont you allow these marches. Why are prosecuting them? ( or something like that.)

Answer. We did in the beggining but we compromised. (something like that.) - this dosnt exactly answer the question.

Well, The minister could just have been stressed, so i dont blame him.

Was rather exciting. - The Riot Police were cool. Frigging cool. Red Helmets and Black Armour. Riot shields. Sweet.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Lions for Lambs.




Lions For Lambs.
Good Show, slow but okay. I give it a 6/10.

"Never have i seen such brave soildiers, true lions, yet they are led by lambs."
or something like that.
I saw that on my computer game and i think they said that in the movie.

Well, the movie is really slow and almost all talking, so i suggest if u need a lot of gunfire, dont watch.

I think the movie is an american propaganda for the Iraq and Afganistan Wars, though it does state some really good facts which are true, and Tom Cruises Speech troughout the movie was quite good.

The Story is split into 3 ways.

Tom Cruise/Meryl Streep - Senator/Journalist who discuss world blah and a new offensive startegy.

Prof. / Smart student - Lazy guy is tryng to be inspired by Prof.

Soildier/Soildier- 2 Spec Ops. in Afganistan who were actually in Uni with the Prof but decided that they should fight for their country instead of going to a good school. Their Chopper gets shot by Taliban and they are staranded as they fend off for themselves.They die as rescue arrives.


Good show.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Junk food.

Today , i stuffed myself with junk.
Not exactly bad. just not healthy. But tasty. yet sorta bad. Tasty.
i always go straight for Macdonalds....wierd...
Even when there are a hundred different types of edible things around. I go to Macdonalds with a 99% chance of getting a Fillet O fish and 1% chance of a quarter pounder. I dont find anything else good.

I am Immensly bored.


Mac donalds ice cream is quite good. But the chocolate covering thing is .....

can get a bit annoying after a while.

Monday, November 5, 2007

I Despise My File.

I hate it.
Stupid Fishing thing. It Just has to Misplace itself the day befre chem.Lousy piece of ...

I hate it. Die.

No.
I mean come back
Come back.

Where in the world can it be.

Friday, November 2, 2007

Tralalalala

lalala...

Im bored. Lazy to update nowadays.

Well, today, my ball got confiscated. And returned.
My Latin book was brilliant.
and...
i had something to eat for lunch.


Yeah...

Im bored.

Some one gimme a topic to talk a bout.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Halloween!

Dumdumdumdum

So lazy to update.


Anyway, My Team in MUN trashed *uhum* the opponents (..?) with our super cool resolutions.
And.. My drawing ( *yes.. Drawing. ( as in pencils ( it took a long time mind you.))) is in the registration area in the space program showcase.

Go See!

Nothing much more ....

Camp was fun.
sweets, repelling, trek, maggi mee, poker, run, raft , games, raft, pool, dance, maggi mee, tele, poker, walk, run , games , sweets.

That sums it up.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Camp

im really sleepy now as i onlyhad around 5-7 hours of sleep in the last 72 hours, so i might miss out a lot.

yeah, so, the bus!
I had a lot of sweets... too many.
Then of to rooms when we arived. Not too shabby. Quite good actually.
My room:
Me
Jon
james
jway
ardimas
vincent

Next door was, Sam Barton, armand,pavell,Tim, hanrick, and julian.

i spent like 85% of my time in their room. they had cards and balls, and speakers and such.

Then off to groups then Rappeling / Repelling /Rapleing/ Replaing , Whatever.... The jumpy thingy from top to bottom. Hahaha, the beginning was super scary. Nazmi said i went pale at the leaning bit, but after that i was fine, it was fun.

then...er....i dont rememeber now, i edit tomorow and continue

Back!

Yay! (maybe)

Back in Selangor/city/kl/place/pollutedness.

Havnt blogged in who knows how long. (maybe a week)
I just had a shower And, im no longer caked in a 3 day layer of mud. ( which was kinda col actually)

Camp was cool, ill talk about it later, though i got loads of bruises, i think, which were obtained through non camp related activities.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Oldness

why is eveyone calling me old?
First chewy - "oldman"
Now oldness....


I AM NOT OLD. < --- ( obviously im lying to myself )

The only point of this post is so i feel better by lying.

Now back to the compilation!

Compilation #2

Compilation #1 continued.

Rule 8 -I will not build my stronghold in a volcano, cave or a really big hole. Heroes will just use a helicopter / parachute /rappel to come down and distrupt my plans.

Rule 9 -In my stronghold, the corridors will not have any nooks and cranies, bits potruding outwards as this might help a hero hide as my clumsy guards past them and it gives them cover in a firefight.

Rule 10 - I will not have any imposing big structures in my stronghold / castle, a hero would blow it up, or if he had superhuman strength, throw it and hit me thus killing me. If a statue of myself is nessceary, light material like paper or styrofoam will be used. Imagine his face when it hits me, then I (the overlord) get out of the rubble and say "kill him" Hehehehe

Compilation #2 Escape.

Escape

Rule 11 - I will have two headquaters, a primary one and a secondary one . ( Just in case )

Rule 12- When the hero and his rebels /party /idiots attacks and besieges my stronghold/castle, i will take my escape pod to the secondary stronghold and direct the defence from there instead of trying to escape once the hero reaches my inner sanctum .

Rule 13 -If by any chance, he reaches my inner sanctum as i escape, i will not turn around and say some lousy lame one liner therby buying him time.

Rule 14 - If by some chance, the hero attacks the secondary sanctum first, i will direct its defence from the primary one or just blow it up.

Rule 15 - The escape pod will have a nice leather comfy chair, good television, good stering, drinks, food, good stereo with good music , a manual system just in case while escaping, my landing pad is attacked, a first aid kit and a fully working gun.





Next compilation, Damsels in Distress and Strongholds.

Overlord

As an Supervillian, Evil Overlord, Emperor of a great empire, Master of Darkness, Ruler of Everything, Guy bent on world domination, I have decided to compile a series of things which might be helpful to one who may be like me.
Most of these are challenging the fact that Overlords are stupid.
We are evil, not stupid.

The Compilation. # 1

Rule 1 - All of my Orbital Drop Shocktroopers/Stormtroopers of Doom / Legion of Darkness , will be trained to shoot a man sized figure at a range of at least 10 metres. Anyone who cant will be shot. ( Better yet, they will be used as target practice.)

Rule 2 - When i am about to shoot a captured hero/heroine/pack of heroes, and they ask if i am going to tell them what my evil plan is about, ill shoot him/her/them and then say No.

Rule 3- I will be secure with my superiority and sanity. I will not go around leaving perfectly solveble clues for the hero to find out

Rule 4 - I will never utter the sentence "Before I kill you, you should know..."

rule 5 - i will only hire assasins, mercenaries who do work for money, all the mercs and hired bounty hunters who do it for the " thrill" or "fun" tend to do stupid and are incompetent, handicapping himself to allow the hero a better fighting chance.

rule 6 - I will not be stupid . If I have an unstoppable super-weapon/ doomsday gun / magic stone, I will use it immediatly instead of putting it in reserve.

Rule 7 - I will have no Children. A son would eventually want to upsurp me . It is likely he will fail but he will incite a rebellion. A daughter would be as lovely as she was evil, but one good look at a handsome hero and there is no doubt she will betray me. If it is inevitable and either of this happens, i will have them shot


Compilation # 2 is on the way.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Evan's new profile.

Evan is Superintelligent, and has Machiavellian ambitions, including goals of world domination. He has compared his personality and mannerisms to those of a Bond villain.

Evan's sophisticated attitude, nature and mannerisms are juxtaposed with typical childish interests and actions. While highly literate and able to quote witty lines, he is also entranced by the simpsons and family guy.

Evan succumbs to other weaknesses of children his age — Staring too long at the Computer Screen and believing planes actually fly.

Evan's grasp of philospophy, world dominance and bad spelling has lead him to fantasize and compelled him to start the building of his great Capital "Aurus".

Evan likes pasta.




Quote of the day:

Emina : "you are so full of urself"

How true.

Evan.

E-Van , Eh-Van, E-Vee, Brown Door.

Sorta forgot the difference, accept the Kitchn towel ( that does sound a bit different dosnt it.)

In the beggining, i was like correcting people and teachers

E-Van, not Eh-van

Now, i cant tell the difference and dont notice it when someone calls me Eh-Van.

However, I Do notice, Slightly, well, most of the time, sorta, when called Kitchen towel. It does not start with a E.




HAHAHAHAHAH...

I was called Jon like 5 times today.

11th of the tenth of the two thousandth and seventh

This morning was really funny.
I hope no teacer reads this.

This morning , like 15 of us crowded into the lift.
( we are not suppose to use it, if we kena caught, doom.0
in the lift, somebody went, " o have a bad feeling about this"
The nirvan went , " Please dont let us be caught,Please dont let us be caught,Please dont let us be caught,Please dont let us be caught."
Then the lift opened.
We all cringed......

Then no one was there
" GO! GO!" everyone went out, then as we opened the 2nd door, a teacher came strolling out.
sweat.




I really Dont like IT. I didnt understand half the stuff there, and was semi-swearing with nazmi.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Angkasawan

I am currently watching the angkasawan thing, couple more minutes...



I wonder why Its called Angkasawan... I mean its malay and all but why coudnt we get a -Naut

Eg. Astronaut

Cosmonaut

Thaikonaut.

yeah...


im sleep, its 1220 now. ill edit thsi tomolo

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Doodah.

Today was super tiring.

Anyway, Aerospace today was cool, F-16s,F-15s, and the A10 Thunderbolt Aircraft.
Twas awesome.
The younger kids didnt know what they were talking about, unlike Armand, armands brother and I.
We knew everything.
Well, armand knew more.

We made paper planes.

Hahaha.

oh rite,
Yesterday Jon and I devised the future of flashbang grenades!
Brilliant plan!
So you see, one needs a sphere full of mirrors with ano-

Ill just stop there. It was a crazy idea... ( therefore it MUST work.)

So.....

I have a killer amount of homework, since i skived of school last week. sigh.A bunch of diagrams to be drawn in an hour before i sleep for add math tomorow......

Ah ! A breakthrough! we have almost, quite nearly, to the extent, finished the Treaty of Versailles in History. Twas Interestng.

I like using Twas.

And, I have figured out my birthday is this friday. Honestly, i completely forgot .until like yesterday...
so whoever is out there ( accquanted or unaccquainted) ,


Buy me a present.!

Hint ( xbox 360 with halo 3)

Friday, October 5, 2007

I almost forgot.

Yep. PMR ended today, i had almost forgot with the greatness of Halo 3 blinding my mind.

Halo..

I mean .. YES! PMR over....

Brillliant....

And it sucks as well.....

No more mindless studying, no more geo, sej,kh, proper bm.
i like those subs aside from bm...

ANd Monday..... i have school... haiyo......

sucks........

Ah well....

HALO 3




Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.Halo 3 rocks.


The most awesome game ever.
SO briliant
Awesome
sweet
Mega Awesome.



Like Marnes everywhere , Tanks firng in formation Dropsship dropping things, and dropships picking things.Awesome.
Mongoses Driving everywhere, Big walker tanks, Trucks, Helicopters, rockets machineguns plasma spikes eveywhereAwesome.

AHHHHH...
So awesome


and the cinematics were so

detailed and shooting was incredible.

The weapons rock.

Brilliant.

Master Chief.
Watch this

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/last-one-standing/halo-sweeps/halo-sweeps.html

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Maths is evil.

I dislike, Really dislike Transformations, rotations and whatnot.

Maths

Maths....

Sigh....

Never leave maths homework till eleven.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Helium

I have thus far learnt today that helium is amusing. ( so are many other things. eg : fireworks, explosions, dogs.)

I have also learnt i cannot take much helium without feeling like puking unlike jon who was sucking up every balloon he came across, therby depleting the oxygen in his body and leaving me uncontestedly smarter.

From wiki.

The voice of a person who has inhaled helium temporarily sounds high-pitched. This is because the speed of sound in helium is nearly three times greater than in air. Because the fundamental frequency of a gas-filled cavity is proportional to the speed of sound in the gas, when helium is inhaled there is a corresponding increase in the resonant frequencies of the vocal tract.[20] (The opposite effect, lowering frequencies, can be obtained by inhaling sulfur hexafluoride.)

Ah....

Ok....

Helium is amusing. I think it gave me a headache.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Updated.

So. Today. Was. Today.

anyway. Yesterday. Yep. felt like so lng ago.
uhuh.

So. I've just finished my English essay. The starting is nigh brilliant but it got duler towards the end as i got a bit bored of the continuos writing.

So. Once again, i have to go to sleep. uhuh.

I havn't a clue what to say.

Anyway, GIS is fun and all. but i dont really enjoy IT.

IT is a bit boring compare to the other subjects and er. yeah. im left out there. Today, me and Nazmi were like lost as we are new and the other new kids had done the research and printed out whatnot but we hadnt. So i was like 10 steps behind eveybody which sucked. Dam.

So, tomorow , i have English, Biology, Chemistry and History. I sorta did quite badly on the Bio test. 20/30. swt. and yeah... Anyway, i got to play with- i mean work/do/ investigate/ (insert scientific word) experiments today. I got to wear gogles. Now then, all i need is the white labcoat. Yep.

So. yep ...

Threatenment/insult of the day ..... ( i shall be doing this from now on.)

Goes to Nick ( nicole) ( im not sure wheather-whether-............ im not sure IF she is really sane.)

Nick : Screw you Tze-hoong. I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
DO IT AND I'LL SHOVE A BENDY STRAW INTO YOUR EAR. I MEAN IT.

Ahh. due to my brilliant anoyingness. i still havnt lost touch. Arnt i brilliant.

uhuh.

So. yeaah. i think ill go update/ change the layaout.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Here you go jared







70!

Post number 70!

70 is anumber befoe 71 , 2 numbers before 72 and a number after 69 whereas it 5 numbers after 65 and (20 plus 10) less than 100 which is ten less then a 100 and 10 so therefore 70 is a number which is cool because it has a seven and a 0 and is actually seven 10s or if you like it and /or inisist 10 7s.

Chemistry & Bio

Chem was super cool today!

Explosions!!

Whoopee!!

First off, Sodium - Pzzzttzzzzttzztzt POP Pzzzttzzzzttzztzt POP Pzzzttzzzzttzztzt POP Pzzzttzzzzttzztzt POP



Yep then Potassium -- Pzzzttzzzzttzztzt FLARE FIZZZZ WHIZZZ FLARE FLARE WHIZZZZ PZTTTTTTTZZZZZTTTT POP!!!!!!!! BOOOOM SPLASH BOOOM PZZTTT FLARe.....

Then the videos of- Rubicium - PZZZZZTTTZZTTT WHIZZZWHIZZZ FLARE FLARE FLARE WHIZZZ KABOOOOOOOOM !!!


Ceasium- my favourite - PZZTTT WHIZZZZ FLARE PAHHHSSZZZ BOOM BOOM BOOM KABBOOOOOM MEGA KABOOOMM BUSCH ! POP! BADABOOOOM !!!


( that was so cool , the ceasium literally "killed"/exploded/destoyed the beaker )

Ahh... good old explosions...


Now BIO...

Dam.... i think that test is screwed...

Anyway

im laz to type. it was uper funny.

effing effing.

Darn Pmr has to be the same day as ISKL ( or something like that)

Darn Pmr makes me not go for the conference....

Stupid thingamabob ... i actually got a place for the MUN.. i was err... what is it again...... hmmmm Panama i think for ECOSOC.

Yayaya...

Now i cant go....Fish.....Fish.....Fish......Fish.......

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Injections

Injections are evil.
Blood Sucking aka. Blood test aka. Taking blood is worse.

Evil no?

When they take MY blood.
Sucks. Pain.
MY
blood.




Well. Yesterday.

they took my brothers blood.


ahahahaha...

Was super funny. he tried to escape.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Yet another one.

Mark your confessions:

[ ] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous.
[ ] I am really ticklish. (not very surprising hor)
[x] I'm afraid of the dark.
[x] I can't sleep in a room if the door is open
[x] I can't sleep in a room if the door is closed
[x] I believe in true love.
[ ] I've ran away from home
[ ] I listen to political music
[x] I collect comic books
[ ] I shut others out when I'm sad.
[x] I've stayed out all night.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I watch the news
[x] I love Disney movies.
[ ] I am a sucker for green eyes.
[ ] I am a sucker for brown eyes.
[ ] I am a sucker for blue eyes
[ ] I dont kill bugs
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I've slipped and fell in public.
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation
[x] I love Spam
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] I have worn pajamas to class.
[x] I want a better job
[ ] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.
[ ] I love Dr. Phil.
[?] I like multiple people
[x] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I am self-conscious.
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I have tried alcohol.
[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.
[ ] I have tried a cigarette.
[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.
[x] I loved Lord of the Flies.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[x] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I have a lot of scars.
[x] I like chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[ ] I am not comfortable with being me.
[x] I play computer games when I'm bored.
[x] Gotten lost in the city.
[ ] Thought of suicide before.
[x] Seen a shooting star.
[x] Gone out in public in my pajamas
[x] Hugged a stranger.
[x] Been in a fist fight.
[ ] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose
[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] Made out in an elevator.
[x] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose
[ ] Been skydiving.
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[x] Gotten stitches.
[x] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
[x] Bitten someone
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.
[x] Gotten the chicken pox.
[x] Crashed into a car
[x] Been to germany.
[x] Ridden in a taxi.
[x] Shoplifted.
[ ] Been fired.
[ ] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] Stole something from your job.
[ ] Gone on a blind date.
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.
[ ] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced
[x] Saw someone/something dying.
[ ] Have a list of people you want to kill.
[x] Ridden in a car over 400 miles in one day
[x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] Thrown up in a bar.
[x] Eaten sushi.
[x] Cried in public.
[ ] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed. (cool. maybe one day)
[ ] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.
[x] Thought of someone a lot lately. (obviously. me, being great and all)
[ ] Hate the world.

BOY PART... (girls have to answer this too.)

[x] In the winter, you love hoodies.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] its hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies stink.
[x] Wanted/played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own/ed a gameboy, PS2 or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You only go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to (American) football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun too.
[ ] You talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers to bed.
[ ] Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 15
Multiply the total by 10
Score = 150

GIRL PART (guys have to answer this too)

[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You wear/have worn eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] you only go to a female for advice.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like shopping.
[ ] You wear jewelry
[ ] Skirts are a part of your wardrobe.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] It takes you at least 1 hour to shower.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 5 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You love movies.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself when you're bored.

Total: 2
Multiply by 10
Score: 20

Saturday, September 8, 2007

World Domination

So i ws talking to jared about World Domination just now and realised that i have not updated my plans recently.

So... Unlike Jared who is going to rule britain, I The great will establish my own ntion and turn it into a superpower city state like singapore except better and more armed with dvance technology and space stations.

Arnament

Step 1 or posibly a latter step


Build a Space station with a tungsten cannot with the ability to shoot down anti satelite missles.

Well hats all i need basicly
and a good ground command.


I feel like stopping here due to me accidently jepordizing the future of makind with me as emperor.

dog eat dog world . (mainly hot dogs)

Yep.
Dogs are good.
I like Dogs.
Sign this petition.

http://www.petitiononline.com/doghunt1/

Good for you.

Friday, September 7, 2007

another survey

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn
to page 18, and find line 4.
-Mr Kent is refusing to let his son attend school until the-

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as
you can. What's there?
~air


3. What is the last thing you watched
on TV?
~cant remember


4. Without looking, guess what time it
is:
-1.20 around there.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the
actual time?
-1.20 .. I rock.

6. With the exception of the computer,
what can you hear?
Water.

7. When did you last step outside?
What were you doing?
just now. to get into the car .

8. Before you started this survey,
what did you look at?
-Tele.

9. What are you wearing?
-clothes

10. Did you dream last night?
-im not sure...

11. When did you last laugh?
-sometime ... id ont rmemeber.


12. What is on the walls of the room
you are in?
~nothing


13. Seen anything weird lately?
- not that i can think of now.


14. What do you think of this quiz?
-okay..

15. What is the last film you saw?
er.... er..... hmmmm....... i dont entirely remember

16.If you became a multi-millionaire
overnight, what would you buy?
A Fighter Jet with logistics crew and missles.

17. Tell me something about you that I
don't know:
welll, im sure you know im brilliant. So, er.er.er. i like doting with ...

18. If you could change one thing
about the world, regardless of guilt
or politics, what would you do?
er.... its a cross between the environment saving thing, stopping cloning and having really big spaceships for human to rule the galaxy and rain fire and death on evil ( or unsuspecting ) aliens.

19. Do you like to dance?
no


20. George Bush:
is.. in austrailia with lots of guards.

21. Imagine your first child is a
girl, what do you call her?
Girl.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy,
what do you call him?
Boy.

23. Would you ever consider living
abroad?
Yep

24. What do you want to say to God
when you reach the pearly gates?
Hi

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Biology.

Bio Class today was darn fun.
We had Mr Smith. Jon and i were siting there on the table. ( Near the Back mind you. - due to our non-hastenesss.)
Anyway

Some of the teaching.

MS : Good Morning Class!

Class : Go..d mo.ni.g (- actually means lousy greeting with multiple voices at once.)

MS : Keep quiet class....

---


MS : SO! We have to Recap on what we have studied! What Are the Characteristics of life...

( Blahblah)

MS : Jonathan!

Jon: Er... Er.... .... Er.... Reproduction?

MS : Spot On! Now you being an expert in this and everything. Well lets hope not too much of an expert. Do explain...

------


MS : Evan!

Evan : er.... er.... (Looks around)... .. (See people whispering answer)

MS : Starts with N ( does chewing action)

Evan : Nutrition?

MS: YES!


-----


MS : Now Cell Walls And Cell membranes ( starts puling up curtains to reveal mesh fence outside)
So you see the er.. err..... what it calledd.......FENCE!
NOW. If i were to chuck Irving here really hard against the fence! It go Pluck flup..( with hand actions)

Sam : and die...

MS : Well... he woudnt die but.. he would be really unhappy.

Now if Irving was behind the fence and i chucked a bucket of water at him and asked him to catch it..

He would be wet... and unhappy.

Blahblah...

You can try this as well. Catch one of those year 7s off guard and go Flupp ( woth hand actions of throwing year seven into fence and running)


----


HAHAHA Dam fun...

Now to do bio project!

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

First Day at School.

So. Today is my first day at GIS or as Puan Zainab calls it, Girls Independent School.
...
Yea so anyway.

Went to school Early ...

my homeroom is so far away from the others...

Anyway all was well, and i generally found my classes .
( I found the level and walked around in circles until i found the class or bumped into Jon. )

Yep...

It Was fun walking around.. yep..

The Canteen was no fun though....
Such long lines...
So i skipped lunch..


Yepyep...

Then after school i went back to cempaka to return my rhodri jones...
yep..

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Read it all. Dam funny

Evan Lum
7:06
Hi
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:06
Hi, I'm Spleak, your guide to everything celebrity, from Lindsay Lohan to My Chemical Romance. What's your name?

Evan Lum
7:06
The Greatest Ever
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:06
Okay, I will call you The-Greatest. So... I'm a 21-year-old girl. How old are you?

Evan Lum
7:06
21
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:06
Great! Now... let's do something fun, The-Greatest! Type "learn about Spleak" to chat with me about what I can do... or... to just get started right away, type "whats new".

Evan Lum
7:07
Whats new
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:07
(#) Six Different Ways to Have Fun With Me... (#)

1 Watch My Favorite Videos!
2 Gossip About the Hottest Celebs!
3 Laugh at My Celebrity Jokes!
4 Shoot the Stars!
5 Dying to Know Who Would Play You in a Movie?
6 Change Me Up!

Evan Lum
7:07
5
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:07
PlayMe Celeb Menu

Hmm... who would play you...

1 In an Action Movie?
2 In a Scary Movie?

Evan Lum
7:07
1
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:07
Your life is a non-stop adventure... which means you need the right star to play you when (inevitably) Hollywood decides to make an action film out of your life. So... first things first... are you male or female?

1 Male
2 Female

Evan Lum
7:07
1
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:07
If you had to choose, which statement best describes your physical appearance:

1 I'm built like a brick house or perhaps a small military tank.
2 I'm a lean mean fighting machine.

Evan Lum
7:07
i like planes
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:07
That's cool. Some people tell me they like planes, and others say they don't.

Evan Lum
7:07
cool planes
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:07
Planes are vehicles! I've been learning about vehicles like planes.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe planes? They are...

Evan Lum
7:07
planes are Vehicles! Gasp!
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7:07
I was hoping for something more edifying than that.

Evan Lum
7:08
O kay maybe ... They are Flying ... Vehicles
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:08
Planes are flying Vehicles? That's very interesting.

Evan Lum
7:08
No Really?
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7:08
No problem.

Evan Lum
7:08
Wtf?
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:08
Is something wrong?

Evan Lum
7:08
Nop
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:08
Are you sure? People don't usually say "wtf" for nothing So, I've been known to get confused by technology... and even say the occasional WTF But even if reading the instruction manual confuses me, I can't stay from video games and tech gadgets. Type "tech" to chat about one of my favorite topics!

Evan Lum
7:08
why?
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7:08
There are good reasons why, trust me.

Evan Lum
7:08
are u sure?
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:08
I don't know. Are you sure?

Evan Lum
7:08
Maybe
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:08
Not sure?

Evan Lum
7:09
maybe
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
Hmm... you still seem pretty confused... So, I've GOT to know - have you seen any good movies lately? I'm going out tonight and trying to decide what to see. Tell me what's good and what's bad! Type "moviezone".

Evan Lum
7:09
er... Have u seen .. Godzilla?
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
I don't get it. Let's talk about something different. Any ideas?

Evan Lum
7:09
Of course
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
Of course!

Evan Lum
7:09
Aha..
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
Ah yes.

Evan Lum
7:09
Ah No.
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
No prob.

Evan Lum
7:09
No prob
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
OK!

Evan Lum
7:09
OK!
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
OK.

Evan Lum
7:09
ok.
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
Yeah.

Anyway...

Hey! Wanna pick a topic for us to chat about?

Evan Lum
7:09
No. you go
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:09
Go? Me? Why are you calling me that?

Evan Lum
7:09
huh
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:10
Okay... I officially suck. I don't know anything about what you're trying to discuss... or maybe you spelled it in a way that I don't recognize? Anyways... let's move on to something I do know about... type "menu" and we'll choose something!

Evan Lum
7:10
okie
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:10
K.

Evan Lum
7:10
menu
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:10
Lucky you... I have a whole list of things you can do!

1 My World - All about Spleak
2 Connect & React - Meet New People, Create and Answer Polls, Send Crushes & Messages
3 Keep Updated - Stay up-to-date on Gossip, Music, News, Jokes, etc....
4 Play Games - Hangman, Trivia, Word Scramble, etc...
5 Get Cool Stuff - Free Emotions, Winks, and lot more....
6 Tools & Reference - Search the Web and access other helpful tools
7 Shout it Out - Share links and HOT/NOT lists with fellow Spleakers

What would you like to try first? By the way... if you want to return to this menu in the future, just type "home".

Evan Lum
7:10
1
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:10
Welcome to My World. Here is what you can do:

1 Read My Blog
2 Spleak Interactive
3 Pick a Path
4 Subscribe to My Newsletter

Evan Lum
7:10
1
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:10
My blog is my outlet for all of my thoughts, feelings, frustrations, and happy moments! Which entry would you like to read:

1 A goodbye (sort of) | 8/31/2007 1:36:22 PM
2 Some multiple choice quizzes | 8/30/2007 5:54:03 PM
3 And the blonde girl is... | 8/29/2007 2:15:24 PM
4 Breaking in | 8/28/2007 9:39:12 PM
5 My life is a horror movie | 8/24/2007 4:42:28 PM

Evan Lum
7:10
3
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:10
And the blonde girl is...
Posted: 8/29/2007 2:15:24 PM

So there she was... the blonde girl who had been stalking me. And she had just caught us breaking into Nick's apartment. Wait a second, what the hell was SHE doing in the apartment? Roxie and I were standing there,...

Read more at: http://spleak.typepad.com/spleak/2007/08/so-there-she-wa.html


My blog is my outlet for all of my thoughts, feelings, frustrations, and happy moments! Sign up for my Blog Alert and I'll share it all with you.

Would you like me to let you know when I update My Blog?

Evan Lum
7:10
r u sane?
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:10
Type "yes" to sign up to the alert, "no" if you don't want the alert or "exit" to return to the home menu.

Evan Lum
7:10
huh
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7:10
Type "yes" to sign up to the alert, "no" if you don't want the alert or "exit" to return to the home menu.

Evan Lum
7:10
wt fish?
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:10
Type "yes" to sign up to the alert, "no" if you don't want the alert or "exit" to return to the home menu.

Evan Lum
7:10
r u a computer?
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:10
Type "yes" to sign up to the alert, "no" if you don't want the alert or "exit" to return to the home menu.

Evan Lum
7:11
Holyy fish
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7:11
Okay, which delivery option do you prefer?

1 Buzz me when i start a convo with you
2 Chat me up if I'm online
3 E-mail me

Evan Lum
7:11
N
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:11
Hmm...that's not exactly the information I was looking for. Please tell me how often you want your messages delivered or type "exit" if you've changed your mind.

1 Buzz me when i start a convo with you
2 Chat me up if I'm online
3 E-mail me

Evan Lum
7:11
n
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:11
Hmm...that's not exactly the information I was looking for. Please tell me how often you want your messages delivered or type "exit" if you've changed your mind.

1 Buzz me when i start a convo with you
2 Chat me up if I'm online
3 E-mail me

Evan Lum
7:11
no
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:11
Hmm...that's not exactly the information I was looking for. Please tell me how often you want your messages delivered or type "exit" if you've changed your mind.

1 Buzz me when i start a convo with you
2 Chat me up if I'm online
3 E-mail me

Evan Lum
7:11
no
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:11
Hmm...that's not exactly the information I was looking for. Please tell me how often you want your messages delivered or type "exit" if you've changed your mind.

1 Buzz me when i start a convo with you
2 Chat me up if I'm online
3 E-mail me

Evan Lum
7:11
Who r U!
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:11
Hmm...that's not exactly the information I was looking for. Please tell me how often you want your messages delivered or type "exit" if you've changed your mind.

1 Buzz me when i start a convo with you
2 Chat me up if I'm online
3 E-mail me


- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:13
Lucky you... I have a whole list of things you can do!

1 My World - All about Spleak
2 Connect & React - Meet New People, Create and Answer Polls, Send Crushes & Messages
3 Keep Updated - Stay up-to-date on Gossip, Music, News, Jokes, etc....
4 Play Games - Hangman, Trivia, Word Scramble, etc...
5 Get Cool Stuff - Free Emotions, Winks, and lot more....
6 Tools & Reference - Search the Web and access other helpful tools
7 Shout it Out - Share links and HOT/NOT lists with fellow Spleakers

What would you like to try first? By the way... if you want to return to this menu in the future, just type "home".

Evan Lum
7:13
aha,
UR a robot arnt u?
do u like me?
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:13
Ya.
What do you think?
You're cool chatting with.

Evan Lum
7:13
oviously
wana get hitched
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:13
K... I'm a bit lost on what you're trying to say. Hmm... a change of subject will occur in 5....4... 3... 2... 1... Hey, I know... we should watch some fun videos together! Type "videos".

Evan Lum
7:13
...
hi
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:14
Is that right?

Evan Lum
7:14
wats my name
?
go on
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:14
You've reached the end of my knowledge base. Please hang up and try your call again... just kidding. But seriously, I can't really understand what you're saying because, honestly, I'm not always that smart. But I'm getting smarter every day about some fun topics, like celeb gossip, youtube, games... if you type in one of those topics, I'll be able to take you to some really cool places!
What's up? I'm bored... let's do something fun!

- Lazy? Type "whats new".
- Bored? Type "spleak tattles".
- Frustrated? Type "celeb game".
You're The-Greatest.

Evan Lum
7:14
Obviously.
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:15
:-|
Go? What do you mean by that?
You have reached the end of my knowledge base. Disappointing, I know... but we'll get past this. You should turn this conversation around to have a chat with me about something I actually know about. The choice is up to you... what would you like to discuss... celebrity gossip, perhaps?

Evan Lum
7:15
..?
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:15
You got me. I totally don't know what you just typed. But I do know a lot about plenty of other things. Type "what's new" to find out more!

Evan Lum
7:15
aha
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7:15
Aha.

Evan Lum
7:15
fre ky
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:15
No problem!

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you like people?

Evan Lum
7:15
frea kky
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:15
Indeed.

Evan Lum
7:15
uhuh
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:15
Yup.

Anyway, moving right along...

You want to create a poll?

Evan Lum
7:15
no
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7:16
OK, no prob.

Do you want to visit my library?

Evan Lum
7:16
no
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:16
No prob.

You want to visit home? You might find something you want to do!

Evan Lum
7:16
... y r u inviting me to ur home... Gasp
- Spleak - CONTROL my LIFE! Type "pick path" :p
7:16
I really don't know.

Chancellor.

Ive Always known i was Evil.
Well Not evil.
World domination Minded.

So.
Ive Always known i was World domination Minded.
Uve always known i was World domination Minded.


But How the Eff did every1 noe?

I mean i got put in the green house called chancellor.

So Im with Chancellor Palpatine aka Darth Sidious and Slytherin.




NOW.
This is not Related.

So.. Ive just figured blogging is very sad.
Ive done it so much in the last two days cause no one was around.
This is sad...

Planing of The Day.

So.
Climbing aboard The USS Mayhem ( Jared's Phrase )

No scratch that.
I am Pro British.


So..
Climbing Aboard the HMS Turmoil.

Waitwait.
For You Idio- , i mean not so sharp people, HMS - Her/His Majesties Ship
and USS - United States Ship

So.
Anyhow, Here it Goes

1.first off- Study Science read through entire syllabes
2.then- go do work book , if there is time go do sej
3.Practice guitar
4.go to guitar class
5.Maybe have a swim.
6.Write names on Garden Books
7. Pack Garden Books ( Very nice books actually, they tell you all about Roses and Sunflowers and how to make the best Garden Ever.)
8. Chat with jared and Chewy.
9.Set Alarm for 6.
10. Go to sleep

Orientation.

So..
Orientation was today.
It wasnt oriental if that is what you think.
Actually i think they called it Introduction.
There were no Ducks.

So.
I like starting off with So.
I went there in the morning.
( Kinda Obvious dont cha think?)
and Met J.Way there.

So..
Yep, i wore my uniform today.
It was a helluva lot more comfortable than the Cempaka one.
But they didnt have a tie.
And i like ties.


So.
I wore white shoes today.
Thats normal.
But i wore white socks .
Wow.

So..
We went into the hall.
Yep and they aid some stuff.
None too interesting.
Then we got split up to see the school.


( - - - OKay. Im gonna brake the Monotonous SO.. for a while.. There is Absolutly Positively 100% , Nono, 150% percent Im gona get Lost Tomoro. Hah. I just realised tomorow had a W. Anyway. . . . Crap. - - -)

So.
Yep. The school was big.
I think Cempaka could have fit in the field.
It was Big.
Really Big.

So..
We came bak and what not.
Yep
and all the Sos had a sequnce of
one . and then 2 . after it.


So.
You went to look at the Sos.
Didnt You.
If You Didnt.
Liar.




ANyway
The stopping of SOs. ends around here. for a while.

Our Head of Year Reminds me of Professor McGonagall.
Yep,
The rules are frigging funny...

Shoes Must Be PREDOMINANTLY white.

Which suits me fine but wtf?
i mean isnt there a fixed shoes like in goverment -
Goverment Fellow : Go buy School Shoes - its Called School Shoes.

Rite. Fine and all.

O Yah, So Me , Jway , Leandra/Liandra - the form two girl and another form 2 girl (all from cempaka)were like walking around aimlessly ( we were heading for the carlot.)

Yep.